Who Is Your Celebrity Soulmate?

By: Zoe Samuel

Who Is Your Celebrity Soulmate?
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About This Quiz

In these cynical times, it's very fashionable not to believe in soulmates. After all, when a thousand perfectly nice-looking and possibly reasonably decent people are but a single swipe or click away at all times, you don't need to yoke yourself to a single person! 

You can explore the pick 'n' mix display of beauty that is laid out before you on dating sites and apps and within bars, workplaces (if you're careful), and beyond. You're a modern thinker, after all, someone who would never be fooled by such romantic notions... or are you?

Sure, the human dross that fills your local dating pool might not make you believe, but what about the Adonis or Aphrodite on the screen? Behold them with their flawless skin, their great big teeth, their wide eyes, and their inexhaustible supply of snappy comebacks. 

They're celebrities, and while they may not be saying things they came up with themselves when they're so ineffably witty and engaging, the way they're saying it is what's really important. They're gorgeous, they're charming, and they're made just for you - or at least, one of them is. Tell us all about yourself, and we'll figure out which celebrity is your soulmate!

How important is healthcare to you?
It's my number one issue.
It's not too important.
It's unimportant.
Live fast, die young. That's what I say.

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How important to you is recreational drug legalization?
Not very.
It's the most important cause.
I don't mind.
It'd be nice.

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How important to you is opposition to the spread of fascism?
Somewhat important.
Not very important.
It's the most important thing to me.
I don't care at all.

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How important to you is your image?
It's not important most of the time.
It's unimportant.
It's not very important.
It's all I care about.

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How garish is your wardrobe?
It used to be very garish, but not anymore.
It's pretty average.
It's sharp, but not garish.
It's over the top.

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How much have you changed over the years?
I've reinvented myself many times.
I've calmed down a little.
I stayed more or less the same.
I have become increasingly awesome.

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How much are your words scrutinized?
Nowadays, only when I talk about big issues.
Not at all.
When I do speak, everyone listens.
They aren't scrutinized enough! I have the best words!

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How often do you grab the spotlight?
Not much anymore.
Rarely, nowadays.
Any time I'm on the stage.
I'm always in the spotlight. I am the spotlight. I own the spotlight.

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How did you get your start?
As one half of a team.
As a bit player.
At the bottom rung of the ladder.
As a college dropout.

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Where are you in your career?
I'm retired.
I'm transitioning.
I'm at the top of my game.
I'm still climbing to the top of the heap.

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How humble are your origins?
About average.
I come from a middle class background.
It doesn't get more humble.
I am the son of Zeus.

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How flashy are you?
I don't need to be flashy to be noticed.
I'm not flashy at all.
My lack of flash is why people pay attention to me.
I'm flashier than the sun.

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How well liked are you?
Most people like me, but some people love me.
I have my fan base.
I'm universally well liked.
Those who don't like me darn well should.

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Do you have your "squad"?
I don't need a squad.
I have a couple friends who form my squad.
I don't have one anymore.
I have an entourage, but no one is good enough to be in my squad.

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How recognizable are you?
I'm unremarkable if I'm not made up.
I'm totally average.
I have a one of a kind look.
No one would mistake me for anyone else.

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How would you describe your lifestyle?
It has slowed down a lot.
It's more or less the same as any working stiff.
I run a large organization.
I'm so busy, I barely sleep.

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What inspires you?
My faith in God.
My friendships.
The lowest people in society.
Myself.

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What kind of people "get" you?
People who feel like outcasts.
Young people.
Old people.
Everyone should get me!

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Do you stir things up?
Now more than I did before.
Only by accident.
Not often.
All the time!

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How would you classify your favorite kind of art?
Upbeat.
Cerebral.
Easily accessible.
My art is my favorite kind because mine is the best!

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How often do you step outside of your comfort zone?
Now more than before.
Everything I do is outside of my comfort zone these days.
Rarely.
I don't have a comfort zone! My zone is all zones! I'm zoneless!

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Are you well liked by people in your field?
I'm mostly liked, though we have some political differences at times.
Mostly.
Universally.
To be honest, a lot of people think I'm a pain.

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How often do you do something embarrassing?
Very rarely.
I have no shame.
In my private life, I'm very dignified.
Nothing I do is embarrassing! I'm always in charge! It's all brilliance!

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Are you a trailblazer?
In my own way.
Not really, I'm more of a follower.
I'm very much a trailblazer.
I'm a one of a kind genius who towers above all others!

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How laid back are you?
I can get pretty worked up about some things.
I'm totally laid back.
I'm relaxed, in private.
I can't be laid back because I have to create so much and I have so little time!

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Do you prefer the classics?
Of course.
I think there can be a new twist.
Simple things often work best.
The best new things are the classics of the future.

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Do you think you'll have a long career?
Oh, yeah.
Maybe, if I play my cards right.
No, I don't want to work forever.
I am immortal! My career will never end!

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Will you be remembered when you are gone?
I hope so.
I think not.
Definitely.
Yes, but how I will be remembered, I do not know.

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Are you imitated?
Often.
No.
Frequently.
Never.

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Are you a role model?
In some ways.
Not really.
In many ways.
In my mind.

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