Who Were You at Band Camp?

By: Pierre Roustan
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Who Were You at Band Camp?
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About This Quiz

Camps are the American institution when you think about it. When we were young, that's what we thought of when it was time to hang up the backpack and enjoy fun in the sun, cabins, and sports. But did you know that band camp was especially interesting? 

Think about it: watch "American Pie" again, and it'll become clear to you. Those band members with their "instruments" definitely had hidden tendencies and wanting to break out and just have FUN! They just couldn't. They were "disciplined." They were so focused on the arts when really all they wanted to do was party.

Needless to say, band camp remains one of the coolest adventures on the planet. It even beats adventure camp, and if you have never been a part of band camp, you should find some way to make it happen. If by chance you've been in band camp, you might have to really think on the kind of cool cat you were with the instrument you played. Thankfully we have this quiz you can take! Let's see just how accurate we are in determining not only what kind of kid you were in the cabin, but also what instrument you really were fond of playing!

What was the wildest prank you played in school?
I went "boo" at one of my friends just around the corner.
I acted like I was the teacher in the classroom.
I put a big blow-up doll in my friend's locker room.
I dressed like a clown during the entire day in school.

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What was your favorite subject in school?
Art
Math
Wood Shop
Drama

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How many times were you asked out to prom?
Once.
Twice.
Four times. I think.
Not sure. Too many.

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You were at camp, and you had an opportunity to go on the rope course. Did you? And why?
Heck no. Too scary.
Sure, because everyone was watching.
Heck, yeah, because I'm not afraid of anything!
I just want to impress them all with my good looks.

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Which Harry Potter character do you identify with the most?
Luna Lovegood
Hermione Granger
Ron Weasley
Cedric Diggory

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What sport do you usually play in school?
Golf
Cross Country
Football
Basketball

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What was your nickname in school?
"Sunshine" or "Seabreeze"
"The General" or "The Queen"
"Mx. Miracle"
"Hottie"

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If you had to be one student in Professor X's school, which student would you be?
Jubilee
Iceman
Colossus
Rogue

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Which class did you hate the most?
Calculus
Dance
Gym
History

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How many times did you write your parents while at camp?
20 times.
A few times.
A big, fat zero.
Maybe once. Just to let them know I was still alive.

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Which camp would your parents most likely send you to besides band camp?
Art camp.
Military camp.
Adventure camp.
Fashion camp.

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You have an opportunity to be a camp counselor. Would you do it?
In a heartbeat.
Sure.
Just to poke fun at all the kids.
It's a chance to enjoy some romance with other counselors, so sure.

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What was your favorite food to eat during lunchtime?
Salad
Hamburger
Pizza
Fruit

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You just got in trouble with one of the camp counselors. What's your punishment?
Writing an essay.
Quarantine.
Dishes.
Running 20 laps around the campsite.

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How often did you get detention each year?
Zero.
Once.
Holy cow, I can't remember how many times.
I think I purposely got into detention just so I could make out with my significant other. It was awesome.

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What's your favorite season of the year?
Winter
Fall
Summer
Spring

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You brought comic books to camp. Which ones?
What are "comic books"?
Avengers, man. All the way.
Deadpool comics. For realz.
Spider-Man.

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What kind of scary stories do you tell in the dark of your cabin?
Ghost stories.
Stories about serial killers.
Freddy Krueger or Jason Voorhees stories.
Maybe something about the Phantom of the Opera or Dracula.

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When you see a campfire, what's the first thing you think about?
Singing songs.
Roasting marshmallows.
Playing pranks in the dark.
Cuddling.

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How often did you take showers during camp?
Every night.
Every other night.
Never, because we could swim in the freakin' lake!
Every couple hours, so I can smell pristine.

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What would have been the best band camp name ever?
Camp Harmony
Camp Killer Tunes
Camp Wannahockaloogie
Camp Music Box

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Which character from "Wet Hot American Summer" is your favorite?
Coop
Beth
Andy
Ben

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When did you have your first kiss?
I didn't have the opportunity to kiss anyone until after high school.
I was a senior. It was glorious.
High school?? I got my first kiss in 6th grade.
I was in Kindergarten when i got one planted on me.

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Your school has the classic Halloween dance. What are you dressing up as?
An angel.
A law enforcement officer.
A clown.
Zorro.

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You have an essay to write for your English class, and you have freedom to choose whatever topic you want. Which topic do you choose?
How Manet relates to Monet in art history.
The theory of relativism as it relates to vehicular manslaughter in the state of Georgia.
My day from start to finish.
How to make the people swoon.

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Can you guess what "Ugly Prom" is?
I thought that was a myth....
Isn't that what camp counselors do right before the kids show up?
It's when everyone dresses up like morons for a fake dance function.
Not for me.

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What was the mascot of your high school?
The Ravens
The Hawks
The Vultures
The Eagles

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Which book did you identify with the most during English class?
"The Catcher in the Rye" by J.D. Salinger
"Animal Farm" by George Orwell
"The Great Gatsby" by F. Scott Fitzgerald
"Frankenstein" by Mary Shelley

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How many rivals did you have in band camp?
None, really.
One.
Too many, but it was all good.
Maybe two.

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Which movie about camp did you identify with the most?
"Camp Rock"
"The Parent Trap"
"Camp Nowhere"
"Fired Up"

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You Got: