Who Would You Be in "The Witcher"?

By: Ian Fortey
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Who Would You Be in "The Witcher"?
Image: Netflix

About This Quiz

"The Witcher" is far more popular than a lot of casual fans probably even realize. "The Witcher" started life as a series of books and short stories by Polish writer Andrzej Sapkowski. Since then it's been adapted into a movie called "The Hexer," another TV show called "The Hexer," a very popular series of video games which is where most North American fans first came to know it, and of course the Netflix series starring Superman himself, Henry Cavill, as Geralt of Rivia otherwise known as The Witcher. 

The Netflix show spins the stories together and lives of not just the Witcher but also Yennefer of Vengerberg and Princess Ciri across time and space in a way that’s unique and surprising. It's unlike most other popular fantasy series like “Game of Thrones” or “Lord of the Rings” in a way that makes it a very cool show to watch. The world of “The Witcher” can be dark and grim but also light and funny at times, thanks to characters like Jaskier.

With a unique variety of characters, no doubt someone is going to match up with your personality more than all the others. If you're curious about who it is, toss a coin to this quiz to find out for yourself.

2. back
Sean Daniel Company/ Stillking Films/ Platige Image/ One of Us/ Cinesite
When your back is against the wall, what quality are you relying on to save yourself?
Strength
Intellect
My sense of humor
My cunning
3. power
Sean Daniel Company/ Stillking Films/ Platige Image/ One of Us/ Cinesite
Is physical power more important than the mental kind?
Well, yeah
Not remotely
It depends on what you're doing.
You need both.
the witcher
Netflix
Do the politics of the land ever keep you up at night?
Who cares?
Sometimes
Everything keeps me up at night.
Not at all

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5. hero
Sean Daniel Company/ Stillking Films/ Platige Image/ One of Us/ Cinesite
Not to put too fine a point on things, but are you a hero?
I just do what needs to be done.
Labels are silly.
I mean, maybe.
Not to some people
6. philosophy
Sean Daniel Company/ Stillking Films/ Platige Image/ One of Us/ Cinesite
What's your philosophy in life?
There is good in this world but you need to look hard to find it.
Only the strong survive
Life takes you where it needs you to be.
Might makes right.
7 singing
Sean Daniel Company/ Stillking Films/ Platige Image/ One of Us/ Cinesite
Do you consider yourself much of a singer?
Yeah, no
It's not something I care about.
I am amazing.
I don't waste my time on foolishness.

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8 monster
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What's the most terrifying monster you can think of?
People
Demons
Maybe a swamp monster? Or a werewolf?
I fear nothing.
9 fate
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Do you believe in fate?
Not really
I have to.
I like to think someone is guiding me through life.
Fate is a crutch of the weak.
10 travel
Sean Daniel Company/ Stillking Films/ Platige Image/ One of Us/ Cinesite
What's the best work environment for you?
Traveling a lot
In a fancy office
Among the people
Doesn't matter to me

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1. bard
Sean Daniel Company/ Stillking Films/ Platige Image/ One of Us/ Cinesite
Is a bard a nuisance or an absolutely integral part of anyone's life as a hero?
Total nuisance
Kind of annoying but amusing too
A bard may be so important you could consider them the real hero.
Bards should be banned.
11 butterfly
Sean Daniel Company/ Stillking Films/ Platige Image/ One of Us/ Cinesite
Are you a social butterfly?
I am not a butterfly.
I can be, when I need something.
But of course!
No
12 kikimora
Sean Daniel Company/ Stillking Films/ Platige Image/ One of Us/ Cinesite
How would you handle a kikimora?
Off with its head
A simple spell ought to do it.
A what?
A sword in the heart

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13 self
Sean Daniel Company/ Stillking Films/ Platige Image/ One of Us/ Cinesite
Can you describe yourself in a word?
Here
Powerful
Timeless
No
14 motivate
Sean Daniel Company/ Stillking Films/ Platige Image/ One of Us/ Cinesite
What is it that motivates you?
Money
Desire for power
Curiosity!
Grim determination
15 doppler
Sean Daniel Company/ Stillking Films/ Platige Image/ One of Us/ Cinesite
Who would you most want to travel the countryside with?
No one
It depends on where I'm going.
Anyone who's exciting
A doppler

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16 bath
Sean Daniel Company/ Stillking Films/ Platige Image/ One of Us/ Cinesite
How do you feel about taking a bath?
I'll tell you what, I could use a bath.
They're relaxing.
Um. Good? I feel good.
I have no opinion on baths.
17 name
Sean Daniel Company/ Stillking Films/ Platige Image/ One of Us/ Cinesite
Do you care if people remember your name?
No
Oh, people will remember.
I want everyone to know me.
I want them to fear it.
18 guilty
Sean Daniel Company/ Stillking Films/ Platige Image/ One of Us/ Cinesite
Which of the deadly sins are you most guilty of?
Greed
Envy
Pride
Wrath

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19 party
Sean Daniel Company/ Stillking Films/ Platige Image/ One of Us/ Cinesite
How do you like to unwind when you have some time to yourself?
Bath time!
I'll throw a little soiree.
A night at the club sounds good.
I dunno. Pillaging.
20 human
Sean Daniel Company/ Stillking Films/ Platige Image/ One of Us/ Cinesite
Which race do you feel the most sympathy for?
Mutants
Elves
Dryads
Humans
21 stranger things
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"The Witcher" is on Netflix, so what other show should would you binge when you are done with this one?
"Stranger Things"
"Chilling Adventures of Sabrina"
"The Get Down"
"Making a Murderer"

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22 walk
Sean Daniel Company/ Stillking Films/ Platige Image/ One of Us/ Cinesite
How do you feel about taking a nice, long walk?
Good way to clear my head
Waste of time
Wondrous way to appreciate the world around me
I don't have time to walk.
23 tudor
Reveille Eire/ Working Title Television/ Octagon Entertainment/ Peace Arch Entertainment/ Showtime Networks
Henry Cavill did a decent job as Geralt, right? What was another good role of his?
Superman
Charles Brandon in "The Tudors"
Napoleon Solo in "The Man From U.N.C.L.E."
I don't really like Henry Cavill.
24 dr strange
Marvel Studios
Yennefer makes a pretty intimidating sorceress. What other magic-wielder would you like to see her square off against?
Dr. Strange
The Wicked Witch of the West
Harry Potter
Saruman

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25 teacher
Sean Daniel Company/ Stillking Films/ Platige Image/ One of Us/ Cinesite
In real life, who would you say is your hero?
Never really had one.
An old teacher of mine
I have so many!
One of my parents
26 goodbad
Sean Daniel Company/ Stillking Films/ Platige Image/ One of Us/ Cinesite
Are people ever really good or evil or is there a range?
Some are good enough.
Each person's story is different.
Some are clearly good and others are clearly not.
One person's villain is another's hero.
27 eyes
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Geralt has some splendid yellow eyes. If you were looking for a color a little left of center to complete your optical look, what would it be?
Yellow
Red
Purple
Black

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28 group
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When the group is all heading in one direction, do you go along with them or go your own way?
I try to avoid groups.
Always my own way
It's always more fun with the group!
The group will go where I tell them to go.
29 evilmonster
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Just because something is a monster, does that make it evil?
Not at all
Anything can be evil.
Maybe?
Of course
30 hellboy
Martin Bernfeld Production/ Millennium Media/ Lawrence Gordon/Lloyd Levin Productions/ Dark Horse Entertainment/ Nu Boyana/ Campbell Grobman Films
If you have no coins to touch to your Witcher, what other monster hunter would you turn to?
Hellboy
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
The Scooby gang
I don't know.

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