Who Would You Be in "The Witcher"?

By: Ian Fortey

Who Would You Be in "The Witcher"?
Image: Netflix

About This Quiz

"The Witcher" is far more popular than a lot of casual fans probably even realize. "The Witcher" started life as a series of books and short stories by Polish writer Andrzej Sapkowski. Since then it's been adapted into a movie called "The Hexer," another TV show called "The Hexer," a very popular series of video games which is where most North American fans first came to know it, and of course the Netflix series starring Superman himself, Henry Cavill, as Geralt of Rivia otherwise known as The Witcher. 

The Netflix show spins the stories together and lives of not just the Witcher but also Yennefer of Vengerberg and Princess Ciri across time and space in a way that’s unique and surprising. It's unlike most other popular fantasy series like “Game of Thrones” or “Lord of the Rings” in a way that makes it a very cool show to watch. The world of “The Witcher” can be dark and grim but also light and funny at times, thanks to characters like Jaskier.

With a unique variety of characters, no doubt someone is going to match up with your personality more than all the others. If you're curious about who it is, toss a coin to this quiz to find out for yourself.

2. back When your back is against the wall, what quality are you relying on to save yourself?
Strength
Intellect
My sense of humor
My cunning

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3. power Is physical power more important than the mental kind?
Well, yeah
Not remotely
It depends on what you're doing.
You need both.

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the witcher Do the politics of the land ever keep you up at night?
Who cares?
Sometimes
Everything keeps me up at night.
Not at all

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5. hero Not to put too fine a point on things, but are you a hero?
I just do what needs to be done.
Labels are silly.
I mean, maybe.
Not to some people

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There is good in this world but you need to look hard to find it.
Only the strong survive
Life takes you where it needs you to be.
Might makes right.

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7 singing Do you consider yourself much of a singer?
Yeah, no
It's not something I care about.
I am amazing.
I don't waste my time on foolishness.

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8 monster What's the most terrifying monster you can think of?
People
Demons
Maybe a swamp monster? Or a werewolf?
I fear nothing.

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Not really
I have to.
I like to think someone is guiding me through life.
Fate is a crutch of the weak.

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Traveling a lot
In a fancy office
Among the people
Doesn't matter to me

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1. bard Is a bard a nuisance or an absolutely integral part of anyone's life as a hero?
Total nuisance
Kind of annoying but amusing too
A bard may be so important you could consider them the real hero.
Bards should be banned.

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I am not a butterfly.
I can be, when I need something.
But of course!
No

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Off with its head
A simple spell ought to do it.
A what?
A sword in the heart

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Here
Powerful
Timeless
No

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Money
Desire for power
Curiosity!
Grim determination

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15 doppler Who would you most want to travel the countryside with?
No one
It depends on where I'm going.
Anyone who's exciting
A doppler

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I'll tell you what, I could use a bath.
They're relaxing.
Um. Good? I feel good.
I have no opinion on baths.

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No
Oh, people will remember.
I want everyone to know me.
I want them to fear it.

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18 guilty Which of the deadly sins are you most guilty of?
Greed
Envy
Pride
Wrath

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19 party How do you like to unwind when you have some time to yourself?
Bath time!
I'll throw a little soiree.
A night at the club sounds good.
I dunno. Pillaging.

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20 human Which race do you feel the most sympathy for?
Mutants
Elves
Dryads
Humans

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21 stranger things "The Witcher" is on Netflix, so what other show should would you binge when you are done with this one?
"Stranger Things"
"Chilling Adventures of Sabrina"
"The Get Down"
"Making a Murderer"

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22 walk How do you feel about taking a nice, long walk?
Good way to clear my head
Waste of time
Wondrous way to appreciate the world around me
I don't have time to walk.

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23 tudor Henry Cavill did a decent job as Geralt, right? What was another good role of his?
Superman
Charles Brandon in "The Tudors"
Napoleon Solo in "The Man From U.N.C.L.E."
I don't really like Henry Cavill.

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24 dr strange Yennefer makes a pretty intimidating sorceress. What other magic-wielder would you like to see her square off against?
Dr. Strange
The Wicked Witch of the West
Harry Potter
Saruman

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25 teacher In real life, who would you say is your hero?
Never really had one.
An old teacher of mine
I have so many!
One of my parents

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26 goodbad Are people ever really good or evil or is there a range?
Some are good enough.
Each person's story is different.
Some are clearly good and others are clearly not.
One person's villain is another's hero.

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27 eyes Geralt has some splendid yellow eyes. If you were looking for a color a little left of center to complete your optical look, what would it be?
Yellow
Red
Purple
Black

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28 group When the group is all heading in one direction, do you go along with them or go your own way?
I try to avoid groups.
Always my own way
It's always more fun with the group!
The group will go where I tell them to go.

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29 evilmonster Just because something is a monster, does that make it evil?
Not at all
Anything can be evil.
Maybe?
Of course

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Hellboy
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
The Scooby gang
I don't know.

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