Who Would Your "Harry Potter" Teacher Be?

By: Zoe Samuel

Who Would Your "Harry Potter" Teacher Be?
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About This Quiz

Ever since the publication of the first "Harry Potter" book, hundreds of millions of children have dived into the wizarding world and imagined how it would feel to get their own letter from Hogwarts. Sure, the students of "Harry Potter" deal with a lot of downsides: they have no cell phones, computers or other gadgets, for a start. They also have a headmaster who seems determined to hire a long series of chumps, frauds and imposters to teach one of the most important classes. They also have a shockingly high rate of death and injury, and a seeming absence of any health or safety rules. They also face a rather peculiar procedure that involves putting on an intelligent hat.

However, they more than compensate for all of this with the wonder that is learning magic in a magnificent castle. They learn how to master their natural abilities to change their form, make objects move, mix magical potions and care for mystical animals that you'd never find in a regular zoo. While some of the teachers are pretty ghastly, a lot of Hogwarts students are taught by some of the finest minds in their fields. Which of them would you connect with most deeply? Let's find out!

Are you generally a good student?
Mostly
Not at all
I could be, but I don't try.
Very good, yes

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Can you handle a bit of criticism?
Yes, a lot!
Not really
Only a smidgen!
Yes, a little

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Can you handle flat out cruelty from a teacher?
Sure!
Definitely not
Only very rarely
Probably not

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Do you like challenging subjects?
I love them!
Not really
Generally not
I like them, yes.

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Do you prefer academia or other subjects?
Academia mostly
Definitely anything physical
I don't like any subjects.
I adore academia.

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If you hadn't gone to Hogwarts, what sort of school would suit you?
Military school
Vocational training
Any secondary that wasn't too demanding
Magnet school

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What position did you play at Quidditch?
Beater
Seeker
Keeper
Chaser

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Would you ever cheat on a test?
I wouldn't dare.
Yes, but I'd confess.
I have and got away with it.
No, because it is wrong.

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Which student would be your best friend?
Draco Malfoy
Ron Weasley
Luna Lovegood
Hermione Granger

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Which house would you hope to be sorted into?
Slytherin
Gryffindor
Hufflepuff
Ravenclaw

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What extracurricular activity would you do?
Choir
Quidditch team
Writing a memoir
Extra classes

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What sort of broom would you fly?
Whatever the school gave me
Nimbus 2000
Firebolt
Cleansweep

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What would you like least about being at Hogwarts?
Not ambitious enough when it comes to internships, employment, etc.
I love it all!
No trips to London
No language classes

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Would you be able to see the Thestrals (invisible carriage horses that only students who have seen death can see)?
Yes, of course
Yes, but only recently
I don't know what that is.
No, but I know what they are.

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What is your Patronus?
Boar
Hound
Sparrow
Cat

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What is your worst fear?
Failure
Hurting someone I love
Being poor
Being wrong

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Did you read the books or see the films first?
The books, of course
Films first for me!
I have only seen the films.
Mostly the books, but I saw some of the films before all the books were written.

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What wizarding job would you do?
Auror
Magical animal groom
Celebrity
Academic

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What would you miss most from the Muggle world?
Cars
Nothing!
Social media
QWERTY keyboards

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Which wizarding newspaper would you read?
I don't read that trash.
The Quibbler
All of them
Daily Prophet

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Would you ever be caught out of bounds at night?
I'd be out, but I would not be caught.
Yes, frequently
Yes, but nobody would remember
No

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Where would you visit first in Hogsmeade?
Shrieking Shack
Zonko's
Three Boomsticks
Madam Puddifoot's

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What punishment would you get first?
Detention
Loss of house points
Writing lines
I would never earn a punishment.

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How many House points would you win?
Over 40
20
Under 20
Over 60

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Would you get on with a Hippogriff?
Nope
Of course!
Probably not
Only if it was a nice one

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Would you do the reading list over the holidays?
Yes, grudgingly
I'd really try.
Definitely not
Yes, happily

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How's your handwriting when using a quill?
Legible enough
Awful
Excellent
Good

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Would you lie to get out of detention?
Of course
Never
That would be telling.
Only if I thought the detention was unjustified

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How afraid are you of Dementors?
Not at all
Paralyzed with fear
I don't know what they are.
All sensible people are quite scared of them.

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Would you hope to compete in the Triwizard tournament?
No, it is a trivial thing.
No, I'd be scared.
Sure - anything that gets me in the paper!
If my school calls on me, I shall answer.

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