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About This Quiz
The thing about getting married is that you have been thinking about this day for basically your entire life (at least after you started dating). You have considered everything. You have the details of the dress you want, the flowers you want, the venue you have to have, and even the flavor of the wedding cake. The funny thing is that even though you have been thinking about your wedding for so many years, you still have so much work to do now that you know it is going to happen. You could have considered your dream centerpieces, but working with a company to make that dream come true is a little more difficult when you're right in the middle of it. This is what makes even the most chill people on Earth turn into erratic, dramatic balls of emotion on their wedding days. This is what's known as turning into a bridezilla because you will have no problem curb-stomping someone who looks at you the wrong way on your big day.Â
If you don't think there is any possible way you could ever be a bridezilla, answer these questions to find out if you're right.Â
While planning your wedding, how many people have given you suggestions?
None. They're letting me plan with my fiance.
15-20
21-30
Everyone with whom I have spoken
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How likely are you to take a suggestion into consideration?
Not very likely. I know what my fiance and I want.
I always consider suggestions, and feel bad when I say "no" to someone.
I sometimes consider suggestions, but want to focus on mine and my fiance's needs.
I consider suggestions, unless they're stupid.
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Your computer freezes. What is your initial reaction?
I wait patiently for it to catch up, then run all of the updates it requires to run properly.
I think about all of the things I have to do, and how this is not the right time for the computer to freeze.
I click my mouse angrily to make it work again.
I scream profanities at my computer and punch/kick it if necessary.
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You ordered take out and when it arrived, the order was completely wrong. How do you react?
If I like what was delivered, I'll eat it.
Get upset, because I'm so hungry and I can't wait any longer for food
Call the restaurant and complain to the manager
Drive to the restaurant and demand my money back, plus a reorder of food
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When you're over-charged for a pedicure, how do you feel?
Annoyed. I pay, but don't tip.
Irritated. I tell them they are wrong but pay anyway.
Really mad. I argue about the prices until they make it right.
I see red. I argue about the prices listed and demand my money back.
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Your bridesmaid keeps telling you not to be a bridezilla while you're planning your wedding. What do you say to her the 10th time she tells you?
When you say that, it puts a lot of pressure on me in an already stressful situation. Please stop.
I didn't know I was being a bridezilla. I just thought I was having a natural reaction to my future mother-in-law telling me I'm not good enough for her son.
If you say that again, I will show you what it looks like when I really am a bridezilla.
Don't be a jealous single witch who makes me out to be crazy to deflect from your loneliness.
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How do you respond when everyone hates the dress that you like the best?
I buy the one that I love. Who cares what they think?
I get nervous that I will never look good in anything.
I tell them that the bridesmaid dresses look terrible on them.
I don't care about the dress. I'll get the one they think looks best.
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You told your bridesmaids exactly what you want for your bachelorette party. They give you the complete opposite. How do you react?
Have fun anyway. All that matters is who I'm with.
Try to have fun, but wish I was with my fiance instead.
Change the game and bring them where I want to go
Go off on them about how much the bachelorette party sucks
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If your work buddy throws you under the bus on a project you've been working on, do you get mad?
No, but I get defensive and explain the situation from my point of view and hope for the best.
I get upset at the betrayal, but take the blame.
Yes. I call her out immediately on everything she did wrong.
I get VERY mad. I'd throw her under an actual bus if it wasn't against the law.
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An ice cube has fallen on the kitchen floor and melted. You step on it with a sock on. What is your reaction?
Finish soaking up the water with my sock and change my socks
Get upset, because this is my last pair of socks
Find out who was the last person to get ice out of the freezer and make them step in it too
Slam the freezer door repeatedly until someone asks me what's wrong, then go off about how lazy people are
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How helpful has your mother-in-law been during the wedding planning process?
We haven't asked for help and she hasn't offered.
She has given a lot of suggestions that I'm trying to take into consideration, but has not offered to help in any other way.
Not very helpful. Every time we talk about my wedding, she brings up how she can't help.
She's in my business for everything, and wants to make a lot of changes to the things that I like.
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How much have you had to sacrifice from your dream wedding plans so far?
Nothing
A little bit, but it's OK.
A lot, but I don't really care.
Basically everything, but it's for the best (that's what everyone is saying anyway).
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Is your wedding budget leading you to give up things that you don't want to give up?
Yes, but I am finding great substitutes.
Yes, but I'm just happy I get to marry the love of my life.
Not enough for me to notice
No, but people are talking me out of what I really want.
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Who do you call when your internet goes out?
No one. I try resetting the router myself.
My fiance
I call my internet provider to fix the problem.
I call my internet provider and demand a refund for the time my internet was down, and tell them I will be finding new service as soon as possible.
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Is your wedding on the date you wanted?
I didn't really have a set date, so yes.
Yes, and I'm excited.
It's in the right season, but not the exact date for which I had hoped.
No. I wanted a winter wedding, and everyone convinced me that summer would be better.
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How much longer do you have to plan your wedding?
About six more months
More than a year
Two months to go
About two weeks
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You hear your bridesmaids talking about how ugly they think your dress is. Do you tell them that you heard them?
No. I roll my eyes. I love my dress!
Maybe. I feel betrayed, and I might confront them at an appropriate time.
Yes. I'll remind them that they picked it out and they said they loved it.
Yes. I'll kick the jealous witches out of the wedding.
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One of your bridesmaids doesn't fit into her dress two weeks before the wedding. How do you tell her to get it fixed?
Tell her to get it fixed before the wedding or just buy any dress in the same color.
Nicely tell her where she can have it fixed in time for the wedding.
Tell her she should have ordered the right size and make her fix her own problems.
Tell her she shouldn't have gained so much weight, and that she has to get it fixed immediately or she's out of the wedding.
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Your mother-in-law told your brother-in-law that she doesn't have to go to the wedding because she didn't help plan it. How do you react?
Laugh, because that's just my mother-in-law.
Get upset that she would say something like that, and talk to my fiance about it
Tell her not to even come, see if you or your fiance care
Call her out and tell her about all of the things she made you change and discuss how she didn't even pay for all of the upgrades that SHE wanted
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Your mother is upset that you didn't let her help you pick out a dress. How do you make her feel better?
Logically explain to her that you already had an idea
Apologize and ask her if she likes the dress you picked
I don't. I tell her to get over it. Let her pick out the centerpieces.
Why should I make her feel better? I remind her that your mother-in-law demanded that you wear HER wedding dress and you have to follow family tradition.
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Has your mother been helpful during the wedding planning process?
We haven't asked, and she hasn't offered.
She has given a lot of suggestions that I'm trying to take into consideration, but has not offered to help in any other way.
Not very helpful. Every time we talk about my wedding, she brings up how she can't help.
She's in my business for everything, and wants to make a lot of changes to the things that I like.
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Your mother-in-law wants you to have the wedding at one venue, and your mother wants you to have it at a different one. How do you choose?
I choose the venue that is right for me and my fiance.
Talk to my fiance for hours about our options and the consequences of denying one mother what she wants
See which mother is willing to compromise
I put the mothers in the same room and watch them fight to the death over the venue. Whoever wins, we can book there.
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The day before your wedding, you are fielding phone calls for people who are having problems. How do you solve this?
I delegate drama to my maid of honor. I'm busy getting beautiful.
Try to help everyone as much as possible
Tell everyone who asks me a question to fix their own dang problems
Try to fix their problems, then scream about how stupid people are until someone takes my phone away so I can get some peace and quiet
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What are your options if the flowers arrive on the morning of your wedding and one bouquet is missing?
Have someone else take care of it
Try to make a bouquet out of all of the rest of the flowers
Tell one of my bridesmaids she doesn't get a bouquet
Call the florist and demand a refund and a replacement immediately
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How do you react to a huge zit on your face the morning of the wedding?
Have the makeup artist take care of it
Try to get it to go down, at least a little bit
Go off about biology and being a woman
Pop it. Who cares at this point? The wedding is already ruined.
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What would you do if your husband was late for your wedding?
I probably wouldn't notice.
Get worried that he isn't coming
Call his boys and see where they are
Go find him
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How do you react to one of your bridesmaids backing out at the last minute?
Not care. The show will go on.
Cry
Find a replacement bridesmaid
Cuss her out, then talk smack about her until three months after the wedding
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What would you say to your bridemaids if tell you they think their dresses are too formal?
Tell them it is a formal event
Ask for suggestions for other dresses
Tell them if they don't like the dresses, they can return them and not show up to the wedding
I'd say, "Sorry it doesn't have pockets, Dakota. It's a formal event. Get over it or don't come."
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At the cake tasting, your mother-in-law wants you to consider the people who are gluten-free. What do you do?
My mother-in-law won't be at the cake tasting.
I will add gluten-free cupcakes on the side, but not an entire tier.
I'll make one tier gluten-free.
I'll make the whole cake gluten-free.
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How likely are you to go over budget for your wedding?
Not likely
It's getting close.
We're a little over budget, but should be fine.
I'm already so over budget that I might not even have a dress.
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