Will Your Relationship Make It Through Football Season?

By: Pierre Roustan

Will Your Relationship Make It Through Football Season?
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About This Quiz

Do you get plenty of touchdowns with your significant other? Or are you a dud kicker always veering too far left or right of the arches? Sad for you if you're that kind of player, the one who never gets the ball "laces out" and then kicks it all wonky, missing the field goal that'll win the game. Such is the case with relationships, as the whole ordeal seems to be this game of inches. You have "four downs" to make sure you get closer and closer into that "end zone" to score. Sometimes, though, you're set back a good 20 yards, and your field position just ain't good enough. You're then playing catch up.

The fact is sometimes you can lose the game just because of how intolerable you really are! You might not be long-term relationship material, that's for sure. The good news is you have a gauge to determine just how long your relationship will last. Just watch the NFL. Or better yet, to avoid a plethora of disasters during that entire ordeal, all you need to do is take this quiz and determine whether or not your relationship will actually last throughout the entire season, all the way to the Super Bowl. Go ahead and give it a shot!

Do you leave the toilet seat up or put up with the toilet seat being up a lot?
Not often
Maybe twice a week
Often
Twice an hour

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How do you handle laundry?
Laundry baskets. Duh.
Occasionally there's a pile of laundry on the bed, but I take care of it right away.
Piles on the floor. Then bulldoze.
Do you see all the socks hanging in the bathroom and in the closet?

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What do you wear to bed every night?
Nothing
Boxers or panties
Tanks, crews, and PJ pants
Sweat pants and raggedy shirts

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Are you married, and for how long?
Yes, of course. 20 years strong.
Sure. I think we're now in our fifth year, and we're still alive.
Just got married, and now I'm not too sure it was the right decision.
Heck, no.

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Can you count the number of relationships you've had on one hand?
Yep. Like, one finger, actually.
(Puts up three fingers)
Five. Count 'em.
How many extra hands do I get?

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What's your favorite film of all time?
Titanic
Serendipity
The Wedding Singer
Trainwreck

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Do you hold hands?
We not only do that, but hold waists while walking through the park.
Sure. Warm fuzzy feeling inside.
Occasionally, but palms get sweaty easily.
Only after a wild night

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How do both of you sleep in bed together?
Spooning for hours
Occasional snuggles, but then it gets a bit warm under the covers
On our backs, staring up at the ceiling
Facing opposite sides

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What's your favorite holiday?
Valentine's Day
Christmas
Thanksgiving
Halloween

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Do you play fashion police?
What my significant other wears doesn't bother me at all.
Occasionally, because sometimes plaid doesn't go well with stripes, you know?
I expect at least ten minutes of opinions on what my significant other wears or what I wear.
Do you see how many citations I have? Enough to fill at least a dozen glove compartments.

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What do you guys argue about the most?
What movie to watch on Saturday night
Whether or not we have the right jobs
Meeting the parents
Food

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How often do you have pizza delivered?
Maybe once every two weeks, if that.
We don't mind it once a week when we're both off work.
Every three or four days is pretty typical. Great leftovers.
Every day. Sometimes twice a day.

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How often do you get frustrated and anxious?
A couple times a week
Four times a week in the office
Every day
Every couple of hours

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How many pictures of your significant other do you have on your desk at work?
As I'm looking, I think I have five?
Two
I have one tiny one next to my monitor
Uuuuuuuuh, none

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Have you cheated in previous relationships before?
Heck, no.
No, but I have been in a relationship where my significant other cheated on me.
I cheated just once, but that's when I was 12 years old.
I plead the fifth.

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Do you have a pet name for your significant other?
Honey bunny
Sweetie
Sugar
Person?

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Be honest: what comes to mind FIRST when thinking about a date with your significant other?
"What do you want to do with me tonight?"
"What can we do tonight? I have no idea...."
"I'm so tired from work...."
"Did I feed the cats?"

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What movie does your relationship match with the most?
Casablanca
Notting Hill
10 Things I Hate About You
Nightmare on Elm Street

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What do you do for a living?
Dancer
Lawyer
Paramedic
Club Promoter

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What's your biggest pet peeve?
Snoring
Politics
Money issues
Things that smell like cheese

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How much do you have in common with your significant other?
A decent amount
We like watching the same movies.
We sleep at the same hours of the night.
We have great chemistry.

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Have you met your significant other's parents?
Many times, yes.
A couple of times. It was nerve-wracking.
Not yet, but I'm curious as how it'll go.
Nope. That's a death sentence.

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Do you and your significant other live together?
We just moved in together after dating for about three years.
We just moved in together after a few months of dating.
No. Not even thinking about it, yet.
We met on SnapChat and haven't met, yet.

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How did you guys meet?
At a concert
In a supermarket
At a bus stop
At a club

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Do you like to share your food?
I love my significant other trying my dish at a restaurant.
I'll share half of my chicken nuggets with ease.
Not a whole lot. I need my protein.
I'm a rabid dog protecting its meat.

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What did you notice the most about your significant other physically?
Everything.
What I see when they're walking away from me.
Eyes, when they're open and looking at me.
Haven't thought about it.

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How many different ways do you know how to say "I love you"?
With my significant other, an infinite number of ways.
About 20, I think.
I know how to say it in Spanish!
What do those words mean again?

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Are your parents still together?
Happily married, yes.
Sure. They put up with each other quite well.
They're divorced, but they're actually still friends and on very good terms.
Heck, no.

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What's your favorite song to sing every day?
"All of Me" by John Legend
"I Want It That Way" by the Backstreet Boys
"Desert Rose" by Sting
"What's Love Got to Do With It?" by Tina Turner

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Your significant other farts in bed. What do you say?
"Awwww, that's so cute, and it smells like roses...."
"Wow, that was nice, honey...."
"EWWW!"
"Why did you do that??"

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