Would Jeff Foxworthy Think You're a Redneck?

LIFESTYLE

By: Steven Miller

5 Min Quiz

About This Quiz

If you think the stock market has a fence around it...you might be a redneck, and we've got a quiz for you to find out just how much of a redneck Jeff Foxworthy thinks you are.

Have you ever deliberately hit a deer with your car?

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Was your school fight song "Dueling Banjos"?

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Have you ever given rat traps as a gift?

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Have you ever cleaned your fingernails with a stick?

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Did your coffee table used to be a cable spool?

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Do you keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table?

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Do any of your relatives have "ammo" on their Christmas list?

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How many sockets in your house are not up to code?

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How many McDonald's bags are currently in your car?

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If you called the Home Shopping operator, would they recognize your voice?

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Has there ever been crime-scene tape on your bathroom door?

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Have you ever been kicked out of the zoo for heckling the monkeys?

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Have you ever used red tape to cover your taillights?

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Have you ever bathed in flea and tick soap?

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Do you have any episodes of "Hee-Haw" on tape?

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Have you ever been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog?

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Have you ever bought a used cap?

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Have you ever financed a tattoo?

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Have you ever stolen toilet paper?

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Do people hear or see your car first?

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Do you prefer car keys or Q-tips?

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Have you ever stood in line to have your picture taken with a freak of nature?

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Do you need a program to know who the NASCAR drivers are at a race?

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Have you ever thought about owning a fireworks stand?

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Do directions to your house include the phrase, "turn off the paved road"?

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Does Jack Daniels make your list of most admired people?

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Have you ever used a rag for a gas cap?

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Have you ever barbecued SPAM on the grill?

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Do you keep a spit cup handy at all times?

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Have you ever gotten too drunk to fish?

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