Play a Game of "Would You Rather" and We'll Guess How Many Tattoos You Have

By: Teresa McGlothlin

Play a Game of "Would You Rather" and We'll Guess How Many Tattoos You Have
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About This Quiz

Would you rather tell us how many tattoos you have, or would you rather let us guess? Please, let us guess! It will be way more fun for us, and you'll have a great time playing along to our wacky game of "Would You Rather." All you have to do is tell us what you would rather do and what you would rather not do, and we'll take it from there. 

While some folks get their only tattoo on a whim, others make getting tattoos part of their lifestyles. By the time you've finished playing "Would You Rather" with us, we'll know which side of the line you stand on. Your responses will tell us more about you than your tattoos, but for this quiz, we're going to stick with the inky basics. 

Whether your tattoos are memorial tattoos or you just wanted to dress up your fleshy canvas, your "Would You Rather" game will tell us exactly how many you have. You don't have to be covered from head to toe for us to get it right. Everything we need to know will be in the way you respond to our questions. 

How many tattoos do you have? Would you rather keep us waiting, or would you rather get the playing the game? Let's go!

Would you rather listen to metal or listen to rock?
I love rock.
I prefer country.
I love metal.
I like them both.

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Would you rather have your nipple pierced or your nose?
I'll go with the nose.
I wouldn't want either pierced.
I'll take the nipple piercing.
I will stick with my ear piercings.

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Would you rather dress like a zombie or dress like a princess for Halloween?
I would choose the zombie.
I'll be the princess.
I'll be a zombie princess.
I'll stick to passing out candy.

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Would you rather have your mom's name or your ex's name tattooed on your bum?
I would rather have my own name.
I'll skip the butt tattoos.
I would prefer my ex's name.
I hope my mom is proud.

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Would you rather dye your hair lime green or platinum blonde?
I would prefer the lime green.
I like my natural color.
I would prefer the platinum blonde.
I think I've been both.

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Would you rather have a beer or a glass of wine?
I prefer the wine.
I don't drink.
I prefer whiskey.
I prefer beer.

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Would you rather go to a strip club or to a nude beach?
I'll take the nude beach.
I'll skip the festivities.
I would prefer strip club on the nude beach.
I would prefer the strip club.

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Would you prefer a tribal tattoo or a watercolor style tattoo?
I like them both.
I prefer the tribal tattoo.
I prefer sailor tattoos.
I like the watercolor style better.

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Would you rather go out for sushi or stay in for Chinese?
I would rather order pizza.
I would love to stay in for Chinese.
I would rather make dinner myself.
I would prefer going out for sushi.

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Would you rather have a coffee or an energy drink?
I would rather have water.
I would prefer hot tea.
I'll take the energy drink.
Hand me the coffee.

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Would you rather have your tongue pierced or your belly button?
I would rather have my belly button pierced.
I would prefer an eyebrow piercing.
I would rather have my tongue pierced.
I would rather have a lip piercing.

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Would you rather wear all black or all pink for a month?
I would rather go naked.
I would rather wear pink.
I would rather wear all black.
I would rather wear all blue.

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Would you rather have a pixie cut or long hair?
I would rather have long hair.
I would rather have a crew cut.
I would prefer the short, pixie cut.
I would like to leave my hair as it is.

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Would you rather go to the movies or go to a concert?
I would rather stay home.
I would rather go to a movie.
I would rather go to a concert.
I would rather go out for food.

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Would you rather have a steamy dream about your boss or about your best friend?
I would prefer my boss.
I would rather never go to sleep.
I would rather have the dream about my best friend.
I would rather dream about my neighbor.

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Would you rather join a chess club or a local football team?
I would rather join a photography club.
I would rather join the football team.
I would rather join the chess club.
I would rather stay home and mind my business.

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Would you rather live by the ocean or in the mountains?
I would be fine in either place.
I would prefer the mountains.
I would prefer the ocean.
I would prefer farm country.

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Would you rather be a firefighter or a chef?
When I'm in the kitchen, it's the same thing.
I would rather be a firefighter.
I would rather be a chef.
I would rather be a celebrity.

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Would you rather have a good reputation or a bad one?
I prefer a mediocre reputation.
I need a good reputation.
I don't care what people think.
I don't mind seeming bad to some people.

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Would you rather design your own tattoo or let the tattoo artist do it?
I'll leave that to the professionals.
I'll have a friend draw it.
I draw my own.
I would like a bit of both.

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Would you rather have a tattoo of a flower or a dragon?
I would like a flowery dragon.
I would prefer the flower.
I would prefer the dragon.
I would prefer a cartoon character.

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Would you rather have an anchor tattoo or a sparrow?
I would rather have the sparrow.
I would rather have a heart.
I would rather have the anchor.
I would rather have an arrow.

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Would you prefer a black and white tattoo or a colorful one?
I like them both.
I prefer something colorful.
I prefer the black and whites.
I get them confused.

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Would you rather have a portrait of your boss your a portrait of your neighbor on your arm?
I would prefer my own portraits.
I'm going to skip the portraits.
How drunk do I need to be to decide?
I would prefer to skip further tattoos.

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Would you rather learn to do your own tattoos or your own piercings?
I would prefer to learn how to pierce.
I don't have the stomach for either.
I would prefer to learn how to tattoo.
I would prefer to learn my current job.

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Would you rather do karaoke or go skydiving?
I would rather go scuba diving.
I would rather watch Netflix.
I would rather go skydiving.
I would rather do karaoke.

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Would you rather play Scrabble or Monopoly?
I would rather play with my Xbox.
I would rather play Monopoly.
I would rather play Scrabble.
I would rather play Operation.

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Would you rather shop at the mall or at a thrift store?
I like to do both.
I would never shop at a thrift store.
I love shopping at thrift stores.
I prefer outlet stores.

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Would you rather adopt a cat or a dog?
I would rather adopt a child.
I would rather adopt a cat.
I would prefer to adopt a dog.
I'm down for adopting a pet rock.

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Would you rather watch a horror movie or a rom-com?
I would rather watch an action/adventure flick.
I would prefer the Rom-com.
I'll take the horror movie.
I like documentaries most.

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