Write a Romance Novel and We'll Guess Which Astrological Sign Is Your Perfect Match!

By: Teresa M.

Write a Romance Novel and We'll Guess Which Astrological Sign Is Your Perfect Match!
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About This Quiz

Let your inner romance writer out during this quiz! The way you construct a steamy romance novel will tell us more about you than you probably want us to know. However, right now we are going to take a look at your perfect astrological match! You can't have fire without smoke, so we're here to help you find the celestial pattern that would make your real life a page-turning bestseller! 

As you funnel your storyline and you build your characters, you'll give away subtle clues about your personality, your lifestyle, and the kind of partner you need in the bedroom! Your choices as a romance author can be as delicate or as gritty as you want. All you have to do is choose the actions your characters would take in the scenarios we present! You are only limited by how bold you are willing to go, and we can't wait to see what you tell us about your idea of a perfect match using your imagination as a guide! 

Pour yourself a glass of rosé, and unleash your creative writer. The details of your novel are waiting to be told to the world! Just like your astrological match is waiting for you! 

Where would your romance novel take place?
A quaint New England town
The south of France
A vineyard in California
A deserted island

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What name would you give to the lead female character?
Violet Sampson
Lorna Duran
Ashley Martindale
Amber Learning

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Would any of your male characters have long, flowing hair like Fabio's?
I don't think so.
That would be perfect.
I would prefer shorter hair.
He would have well groomed hair.

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Will there be a wedding in your romance novel?
My characters will get married.
There will be an event.
There will be a wedding.
There might be one in the sequel.

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Would there be a romantic triangle in your storyline?
A good story always has a romantic triangle.
There would be more of a romantic circle.
I would simply focus on my two main characters.
My main character would have many lovers.

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Where would your main characters meet?
The would meet at a carnival.
They would meet at work.
They would bump into one another in the street.
They would meet at a bar.

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Finish this sentence: Sergio put his __________ on the table, and began softly kissing Lolita's neck.
Hands
Penis
Sword
Drink

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In order to get time alone, where would your lovers go?
They would go to the barn.
They would meet at a country club.
They would go away for a "conference."
They would get a motel room.

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What era would your romance novel take place in?
Present time
Wild West
Victorian Era
Future

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Where would your two romantic interests make love for the first time?
It would be on a pile of hay.
I would be in a candlelit room.
It would be a broom closet at a restaurant.
I would be on the beach.

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What will be the biggest obstacle keeping your lovers apart?
One of them will be married.
They will live far away from one another.
One of them will be disowned from the family.
They will encounter a sickness.

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Finish this sentence: Lolita looked into Sergio's eyes and said, "I have always _________ you."
Loved
Wanted
Been hot for
Been afraid of

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What will your main character do for a living?
Horse trainer
Gym owner
Gardener
Salesman

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Will any of your characters get pregnant?
Yes, there will be a lovechild.
No, no one will get pregnant.
There might be a pregnant secondary character.
I haven't decided yet.

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Will your characters experience love at first sight?
They will hate each other at first.
It will take their love some time to grow.
They will experience love at first sight.
They will have known each other for a while.

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Do your love interests end up together?
You'll have to read the book.
Their love does not prevail.
Their love conquers all.
It becomes a different sort of togetherness.

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Finish this sentence: As he walked away, Sergio said, "Lolita, I will never forget your _________."
Kiss
Smell
Advice
Dangerous games

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Will your characters have passionate fights?
They will have steamy fights.
They will have logical arguments.
They will never fight.
They will argue a little.

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Finish this sentence: Sergio gently sat next to Lolita and said, "You are my _________ and _________."
Heart and soul
Sunshine and light
Yin and yang
Sweetness and love

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What pet name would your characters have for each other?
Honey
Darling
Baby
Sweetheart

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What season would your novel take place in?
Fall
Winter
Spring
Summer

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What gift might one character give another?
Flowers
Novels
Sex toys
Chocolate

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Would your characters keep their love a secret?
They would try their best.
They would be so in love it would be obvious.
They would be very secretive.
They would be out in the open.

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Would your characters be the same age?
One would be much older.
They would be around the same age.
They would have the same birthday.
I'll never reveal their ages.

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Finish this sentence: Lolita grabbed Sergio's __________ and pulled him close.
Hand
Hips
Belt
Hair

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How long would readers have to wait for the main love scene?
It would happen early in the book.
It would be in the middle of the book.
It would be the last chapter.
I would be the next to the last chapter.

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Finish this sentence: Sergio said, "I would never ________ someone like you, Lolita."
Forget
Approach
Fall in love with
Dream of hurting

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How hot would your sex scenes be?
Rated R
Rated NC-13
XXX
X

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How would you finish this sentence? Lolita clung to his chest and screamed, "Life is not _________ without you, Sergio!"
Worth living
The same
Happy
Full

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How would you finish this sentence? "As Sergio galloped away, he said, "Lolita, you can have my ____________."
Money
Leftover Chinese food
Baby
Never-ending love

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