We Can Guess If You Live By Yourself Based On These 30 Random Questions!

By: Zoe Samuel

We Can Guess If You Live By Yourself Based On These 30 Random Questions!
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About This Quiz

Living alone used to be very rare. It simply wasn't possible to run a household effectively on your own before the invention of lots of labor-saving devices. Without electricity, a washing machine, lots of kitchen appliances, and of course, hot water on tap, you were really in trouble if you went solo. Sure, you could live like a hermit, but would you really want to do that? What happened if you fell over and smacked your head on a rock? There was no 911 to dial.

Technically, of course, nobody lives entirely "alone." We all have deliveries and neighbors and maintenance personnel whose expertise and attendance we depend on to maintain our partly-fictional fully independent lives. But an increasingly large percentage of us are at least sole lease-holders or residents of a property. It can be lonely if that's not what you want, but it's absolutely glorious if you want to live that way. After all, nobody gets to tell you what to watch, what to eat, when to go to bed, etc. Nobody complains that you used up all the hot water or that you made the electricity bill too high by air conditioning the bedroom to the Arctic temperature that you prefer. 

Still, living alone can also produce certain, let's say, quirks, that might make taking up with a partner or family again a little troublesome. Let's see if you've acquired a few of those eccentricities - or perhaps more than a few!

Do you talk to the walls?
Sorry, my French doors were speaking. What was the question again?
Sometimes, yes.
Rarely.
No.

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How often do you think about how long it'd take for you to be found if you just passed away?
Daily.
Weekly.
Rarely.
Never.

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Do you ever dress up really nice and take photos of yourself for hours?
Doesn't everyone?
Once in a while.
I wish!
Who has the time?

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Do you walk around naked?
If I didn't have neighbors I wouldn't wear clothes, bro.
Often, yes.
Only sometimes.
Nah.

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Do you dance to the theme songs of TV shows?
Of course - if I don't then the ghosts will get me.
I might.
Only the best ones.
No, people would judge.

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Do you laugh out loud at your own jokes?
In my defense, I'm hilarious.
If they're funny.
Sometimes.
Not unless others are laughing too.

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Have you ever finished an entire cake or pie yourself?
Many, many times.
Once, and I still hate myself.
Only small ones.
Never had the chance.

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Be honest: do you idly fiddle... you know, in *that way* pretty much all the time?
Obviously, yes.
Mostly, yes.
I want to.
I don't have time.

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Do you dance around a lot?
Why walk when you can dance, that's what I say!
Of course.
When I'm very happy.
If I have a partner.

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Do you cancel plans constantly?
Yes, I always regret making them.
Whenever I can.
Depends who with.
No, that's my escape.

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Do you feel weird if you go all day without talking to anyone else?
Weirdly awesome, you mean?
Yes, but not in a bad way.
Yes, I might feel a bit weird.
I'd be straight-up sad.

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How many times a night do you check that the door is locked?
More than 4.
2.
1.
0.

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Do you use the bathroom without shutting the door?
I don't even HAVE a door on it any more.
Of course.
No, but sometimes I don't lock it.
Never.

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Have you ever spent more than thirty minutes looking for an ingrown hair?
Why only thirty minutes?
I might've.
I want to so bad.
Ew, no.

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Have you ever vacuumed at 2am?
Yes, sometimes the dust bunnies mock me.
Once.
Only when a booty call was coming over.
Lord no.

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Have you ever had a nap in the bath?
It's like my second bed.
Once, it was rad.
I wish but I fear drowning.
I don't have time to bathe; it's all showers in my house.

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Have you ever become convinced that your place is haunted?
Yes, because it is.
Yes, but then I stopped smoking pot and I felt better.
No, why?
No, I'm not insane.

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Have you ever gone more than six weeks without vacuuming?
Only six weeks?
I've gone twice that.
Yes, but in my defense I'm very lazy.
Not on purpose.

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Have you ever had a service cut off, not because you couldn't pay but because you plain forgot?
All of them at some point.
Just one.
It wasn't me who forgot, thank you very much.
Never.

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Have you ever simply forgotten to have a meal and ended up having cereal at 1am?
Forgotten... or planned it that way?
Many times.
Yes.
Not since college.

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Have you videogamed until dawn?
Many times.
A few times.
Once.
Lord, I wish.

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Have you ever eaten a meal in the bath?
I would never eat them anywhere else if the bath had a tray attachment.
Once - it was rad.
Wow, that's a good idea! I should do that!
Ew, no.

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Have you ever turned clothing inside out because you forgot to wash it?
Don't tell anyone, OK?
Yes but it was really not that dirty.
No, I remembered, but I just didn't want to.
No, that's awful.

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Have you ever done a fashion parade with your pet?
I do not have a pet.
Nightly, darling.
Once, but I was caught.
My pet has no clothing except their collar.

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Have you ever cried for hours and not felt better afterwards?
Most weeks at least once.
A few times a year.
Only after a serious crisis.
No, I'd feel better if I did that.

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Do you have a cuddly stuffed toy... that you actually cuddle?
I have many.
I have one.
I have one but do not actually cuddle it.
The dog ate mine.

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Have you ever not mended or replaced something super easy, like a broken hook, for more than three months?
I have done that with all the things.
A few things, yes.
Only one or two.
No, I get yelled at if I do that.

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Do you give award speeches to the mirror?
Yes, I have to practice for my EGOT.
Only for my Emmy.
Only for the Grammy.
Only for awards I'm actually up for (which sometimes, I am).

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Do you laugh at your own farts?
Of course. They are hilarious, dude, you should hear them.
If they're funny enough.
I try not to.
No, I apologize.

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Have you ever become unexpectedly brave when facing a critter that would terrify you if someone else was there to deal with it?
Yes! How did you know?
Once - it was a mouse and I totally deployed my cat all my myself.
Yes, until I saw it with the light on. That spider was half an inch across! I'm not Superman.
No.

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