Take This Quiz And We'll Guess If You're a Total Psycho!

By: Teresa M.
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About This Quiz

While a few of your exes might describe you as a total psycho, are you really? If you've been looking to learn the truth, now's your chance! Without taking a trip down to Dr. Happy's House of Straight Jackets, we'll be able to tell you exactly how much of an actual psychopath you are at heart! All you have to do is pass the test! 

Are you the type that will deceive your way to the top, or do you prefer to earn your merit? Throughout this quiz, we'll examine how you would respond to various situations. As you choose your responses, be sure to pick the one that speaks to you the most. 

Choose the one that you might actually do in real life. Once we have a good feel for your inner psycho, we'll see if you can pass the test. If you pass with flying colors, we suggest seeking parental supervision before making any further decisions in life. 

You might think you are the grandest of the grand but are you as grand as a total psychopath? Only answering with your gut instincts can tell for sure. Are you looking forward to finding out your level of crazy? We are! 


If a friend asked your opinion on an outfit and you hated it, would you tell them?

Have you ever forgotten to pay a bill?

How many days were you late for work last week?

Are you more of an introvert or an extrovert?

Do you like to argue?

Would your friends say you are shallow?

Which area of your life would you like to improve?

Which word describes you as a teenager?

Do you get bored easily?

Would you feel guilty about forgetting to pay for something?

Are you a good liar?

What percent perfect do you think you are?

If you saw someone bleeding along the side of the road, what would you do?

What is your strongest personality trait?

When you do something wrong and you get caught, do you admit it?

Which group did you belong to in high school?

What kind of test taker are you?

Have you ever flipped the bird at another driver?

Which word best describes you when you are angry?

What would you be found doing at a party?

How do you think your boss secretly feels about you?

How many one-night stands have you had?

How many drinks does it take to make you feel drunk?

Are you good at setting goals?

How often do you feel guilty about something from your past?

If no one laughed at one of your jokes, how would you feel?

Which of the following words has someone used to describe you?

Do you often mimic the behavior of those around you?

Are you easily offended?

How would you describe your trapeze skills?

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