If You Were a Cat, What Would Your Name Be?

By: Steven Miller
Estimated Completion Time
6 min
If You Were a Cat, What Would Your Name Be?
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About This Quiz

You are sassy. You are sly. You are, for the purposes of this quiz, a cat! We know you've looked at your cat with envy more than once. Who wouldn't envy their posh lifestyle? It would be refreshing to spend your days napping where you like and being fed without having to pay rent. Although we love our cats, they really do have it made. 

For this quiz, we are going to try to find the perfect cat name for you. If for only a moment, you get to live like your cat. We'll ask you about your personality, your behaviors and your food choices. While there are a couple of you out there that should clearly be dogs, we're going to let it slide and give you a cat name that your feline friend will envy! We hope to help you feel more catty, but we do not recommend going home and using the litter box. Snap out of it, human! 

If you've always been dying to know your cat name, this might be your only chance! It's not often someone comes along and offered to put you in touch with your feel side, but today's your day. Let's find out if you are more like a Dr. Kitty or a Sparkles! 

How attractive would you say you are?
I'm gorgeous if I do say so myself.
I have a beautiful personality.
You wouldn't kick me out of bed for eating tuna fish.
I'm not very attractive.

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How dark is your dark-side?
I have a very dark dark-side.
I have moments where I can get a little dark.
I wouldn't call it dark, but I do get into trouble quite a bit.
I'm all light over here.

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Would you say that you're a clumsy person?
I'm a total klutz.
Every so often I get a little clumsy.
Not at all. I'm very graceful.
I sometimes use clumsiness to explain away my purposeful destruction.

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Do you like to cuddle?
I don't mind cuddling.
I love to cuddle.
Yuck, no.
I can cuddle for a few minutes, but then I need to move.

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Are you high-maintenance or low-maintenance?
I'm very low-maintenance.
I'm high-maintenance, but it's mostly because of how much chaos I cause.
I'm low-maintenance, but you shouldn't take it for granted.
I'm used to the best things in life, so I guess I'm high-maintenance.

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How cautious are other people around you?
People are constantly worried about my intentions.
People try to make their best impression around me.
I think people are generally very laid back in my presence.
People are on high-alert because they know anything could happen at any time.

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How enthusiastic are you?
I tend to play it cool, even when I'm really geeked about something.
Some would say that my enthusiasm is way over the top.
I can get enthusiastic at times.
I really couldn't care less.

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Do you make new friends easily?
Not at all. I choose my friends very wisely.
I make friends somewhat easily. It just depends.
I'm always up for making friends, but not everyone feels the same way.
It seems like everyone wants to be my friend.

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How popular are you with other cats?
I have a few friends that I don't drive crazy.
I'm am pretty popular within my circle of friends.
I'm extremely popular.
I'm very unpopular and I don't care.

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Which holiday best fits your vibe?
Valentine's Day.
Christmas.
Halloween.
Easter.

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How likely are you to think things through before you take action?
I'm a planner. I always think things through.
I hardly ever do that.
I usually think about what might go wrong.
I'll have someone else do that for me.

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How much better than humans do you think you are?
I hate people.
I'm so much better than humans.
I think people are great.
Humans are pretty ridiculous. I love it.

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How would you describe the way you walk?
Strut.
Bounce.
Stroll.
Creep.

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Would you say that you're mysterious?
Absolutely. No one knows what to make of me.
Not really. It's all out there for everyone to see.
I try to keep things a mystery, but I usually give it away.
I try to keep a little mystery in my world.

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When was the last time you broke something accidentally?
Today.
I broke something in the last few months.
I've never broken anything accidentally.
Accidentally? It's been a while.

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Are you more likely to purr or meow?
Meow, for sure.
I'm definitely a purring type.
I'm more likely to screech.
I'm equally as likely to do both.

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How much do you like tuna fish?
I enjoy it once in a while.
I love tuna fish. I could eat it every day.
I'll eat it, but I'm not a huge fan.
Tuna fish is nasty.

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What do you think of dogs?
They are evil.
They are stupid.
They are awesome.
I like them, but they sure do make a lot of noise.

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How do you feel when you see someone drop a cat upside down to see if they'll land on their feet?
That cat is not a toy for you to play with.
That looks like fun. Let me try!
It can be amusing, especially if done in a safe environment.
I start planning my revenge against that person.

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How frisky do you get around a stimulant like catnip?
Stimulants actually relax me.
I get pretty happy and playful.
I usually get so fired up that I cause some kind of damage.
It will definitely turn me on.

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How likely are you to hide under a bed when a new person comes into the house?
That's not happening. I'm bounding out to say hello right away.
I might hide until I'm sure it's safe.
And miss a chance to show off? I don't think so.
Oh yeah, I don't trust new people.

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How do you feel about bath time?
I may not love it, but I appreciate the results.
Bath time is okay. There are definitely things I like more.
I detest it.
It's actually kind of fun.

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Are you a picky eater?
Not at all. I'll eat whatever you put in front of me.
I actually sometimes eat things I hate, but I don't realize it until after I've eaten the thing.
I definitely like things a certain way, but I'll eat most dishes.
I am a very picky eater. Everything has to be just right.

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How spoiled are you?
I'm definitely used to getting my way.
I have to admit that I'm spoiled rotten.
I'm not spoiled at all.
In some ways I am, but I'm not in others.

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Do you think of yourself as a god/goddess or just a member of the royal family?
I'm a goddess.
I'm a prince.
I'm a princess.
I'm a god.

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How good would you be at catching mice?
I would be the master of killing mice.
I'd be decent at catching mice.
I'd tell everyone I was amazing, but I'd probably be pretty awful at it.
I'd be terrible at it, but someone would do it for me.

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How much do you like the Winnie the Pooh stories?
I love Winnie the Pooh, especially that Tigger character.
I really enjoy them.
They are okay.
I despise that garbage.

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Have you ever thought about becoming a model?
I already am one.
I've thought about it, but that's about it.
I'm probably too dark for mainstream taste.
I have no interest in modeling. That's way too much standing still for me.

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Are you at your best during the day or at night?
I'm at my best in the middle of the day.
I'm on fire in the morning.
I shine around midnight.
I'm at my best in the late afternoon.

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Are you more interested in the surface or the depths of a person/cat?
I honestly couldn't care less about either.
I really only care about the surface.
I totally want to know about the depths of a person.
I'm equally interested in both.

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