If You Were a Holiday, Which One Would You Be?

By: Zoe Samuel
Estimated Completion Time
2 min
If You Were a Holiday, Which One Would You Be?
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About This Quiz

We all love the holidays, but each of us prefers a different one. From the family-oriented Christmas to the romance of Valentine's, the patriotism of the Fourth of July and the silliness of April Fool's, which suits you best?
How much do you like your family?
Love them!
Like them.
They're OK.
My boo is great, the rest suck.
How do you feel about romance?
It's OK.
It's boring.
It's too serious.
It's the literal best, you guys.
How silly are you?
A lot
A little
Totally
Just a smidge

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What do you feel like eating?
Everything
Hot dogs
Fizzy candy
It's too naughty to say, so let's say chocolate.
What do you want to wear?
Woolly sweater
Shorts
Mask
Lingerie
How do you want to celebrate?
Dinner
Barbecue
Laughing a lot
Boat ride

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What time of year do you like best?
Early winter
Summer
Spring
Late winter
Where would you most like to live?
Lapland
Washington DC
A small town
Paris
Is there anyone you'd prefer to avoid?
No, bring' em all.
Anyone who does not love America
Boring people
Everyone but my boo

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How do you feel about your job?
Hate it.
Love it.
It's too serious.
It's fine.
How quirky are you?
I like to think quite a lot.
Not a bit
Totally
A little
Are you religious?
Fairly
In a way
Nope
When it's appropriate.

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How do you feel about fireworks?
They're great.
They're necessary.
They're fine.
I like them but man, they're expensive.
How patriotic are you?
Somewhat
I bleed red, white, and blue.
Not very
I don't think about it a lot.
How well do you know history?
Fairly well
Very well
I don't care about history.
Average

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What decorations do you like?
Sparkly lights and glassware
Streamers and balloons
Anything that makes a noise
Flowers
What plants do you like?
Fir trees
Anything I can eat.
Flowers that squirt water
Regular flowers
What drink do you like?
Nog
Beer
Soda
Wine

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What time of day do you like to celebrate?
All day
Afternoon
Noon
Evening
Who do you want to celebrate with?
All my family
The whole neighborhood
Best friends
Beloved
What's an important milestone to you, in any given year?
The new year
Elections
My birthday
My wedding or dating anniversary

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Do you like being around lots of people?
Quite a lot
Yes!
I like a select few.
I like one.
How do you feel about dancing?
It's OK.
It's great.
It's neither here nor there.
It's so sexy and romantic.
What music do you want to enjoy?
Carols
Sousa
Pop songs
Love songs

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What's for dessert?
Sticky pudding
Pie and cake and more pie
Candy
Chocolate mousse
What gift will you give?
Bicycle
Just food
Surprise!
Clothes
What's your holiday budget?
$500
$100
$25
$200

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Do you plan to take the day off work?
Of course
It's mandatory.
Nah
Some years, yes
Do you mind offending people?
I don't think about that, to be honest.
I don't mind it, if they don't like my holiday celebrations they don't have to come.
I love it.
I certainly don't mean to.
How mainstream are your tastes?
Totally
Fairly
I'm quite niche.
I go either way.

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