If You Were a Wild Horse, What Breed Would You Be?

By: Zoe Samuel
Estimated Completion Time
2 min
If You Were a Wild Horse, What Breed Would You Be?
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About This Quiz

Horses have been integral to the development of human civilization. From the invention of the harness - which supplanted the noose and thus made horses' superior strength available to humans - the horse has enabled humans to plow large swaths of land and to travel swiftly between different areas. 

Horses have also been our companions as well as our colleagues. They have pulled freight on our canals. They have served as taxis. They have entertained us with racing and scurry driving and even the dancing horses of the Lipizzaners. They have fought in our wars and carried our heroes.

Part of the reason that horses have been so versatile and capable of serving in so many ways is that they adapt to their environment. Island horses tend to become smaller and sturdier. Desert horses become rangy and fast. Mountain horses become surefooted and tough. 

Breeding has helped them along the way, but their natural genetic diversity between different breeds means they've essentially come predisposed to be able to fulfill many roles. Just as their physicality varies, so do their personalities - a lot like us humans! That means each of us has a wild horse who best represents us. Let's see which one you are!

How tough are you?
Way more than I look.
A lot - and I look it.
Less than I look.
As much as I need.

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Do people underestimate you?
All the time.
Not really.
No.
Sometimes.

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Are you conventionally beautiful?
No, and I don't care.
Kinda.
Extremely.
I have my own look that I rock.

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How high maintenance are you?
Not a bit.
A little.
Extremely.
Only once in a while.

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Are you good with heights?
Yes.
Extremely.
No.
I can deal.

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Do you play well with others?
No.
Mostly.
If they are cool.
Yes.

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Do you love the finer things?
Not really.
I guess.
I need them.
I find them disturbing.

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What weather suits you best?
Wet and windy.
Blustery and dry.
Hot and dry.
Mild and pleasant.

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What's your notable skill?
Strength (for my size).
Sure-footedness.
Speed.
Fortitude.

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What's your body type?
Hairy and stocky.
Athletic and strong.
Long and limber.
Average.

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What's your fashion style?
Outdoorsy.
Rugged and sensible.
Glamorous and impractical.
Mostly on trend with the occasional unusual twist.

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What sort of home do you live in?
Cottage.
Ranch house.
Mansion.
Brownstone.

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Who do you hang out with?
Family mostly - I don't like anyone else.
Family and neighbors.
Movers and shakers.
Friends and colleagues.

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Who do you absolutely have to avoid?
Snobs.
Hipsters.
Boring people.
Mean people.

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Which is your favorite meal?
Breakfast.
Dinner.
Brunch.
Tea.

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What landscape makes you calmest?
Moors.
Mountains.
Deserts.
Woods.

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How judgmental are you?
Fairly.
Not very.
Totally.
Not at all.

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What socioeconomic class do you identify with the most?
Lower middle.
Working class.
Upper class.
Middle class.

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What industry do you work in?
Logistics.
Farming.
Finance.
Retail.

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How important is money to you?
Somewhat.
Not at all.
Extremely.
If I have enough, I'm good.

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Do you have a lot of friends?
No, I'm a grouch.
A few loyal ones.
A few fabulous ones.
Lots of them, yes!

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How prickly are you?
Highly.
Rarely.
I can be when it suits me.
Not at all.

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What sort of exercise suits you best?
Hiking.
Field sports.
Track and field.
Team sports.

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What type of TV show do you like best?
Action comedy.
Sitcoms.
Business news.
Reality shows.

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What sort of pet do you keep?
Cat.
Irish wolfhound.
Tiger.
Labrador.

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What pet peeve really matters to you?
When people interrupt me when I'm reading.
When people come to the countryside dressed for the city.
When room service is slow.
I don't really have any.

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Could you ever be tamed?
It would take a while.
Sure, I'm agreeable.
LOL, no.
I'm already pretty domestic.

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Have you ever just decided you didn't like someone at first glance?
Yes, everyone.
Only a couple times.
Quite often, yes.
No.

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Do you get bored easily?
Depends on the activity.
Generally not.
Yes.
No.

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What do you want to see from your window?
The sea.
The horizon.
The sky.
Other people.

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