Can We Guess What You're Like in Bed from Your Taste in Desserts?

By: Kennita Leon
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Can We Guess What You're Like in Bed from Your Taste in Desserts?
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About This Quiz

Dessert, as many say, is the best part of any meal. And for good reason! These goodies are usually sweet and make the perfect ending to any night. But we also know of something else that could be the perfect end to any night, morning, or afternoon, and that is lovemaking. So we're going to marry the two and instead of directly asking you about what you like in the bedroom, we're going to let your tastes in desserts speak for you. 

We're going to ask you how sweet you like it and how often you indulge in that kind of sweetness. We're going to ask if you like huge helpings or if you like a little at a time. We want to know if you're very picky about the desserts you put into your mouth or if anything goes. In short, we want a thorough understanding of what you put into your mouth - and we're speaking purely about desserts here, so get your mind out of the gutter! 

So, if you're incredibly curious to find out what this quiz will say about your bedroom personality, tastes, and preferences, then get started on this quiz! We're pretty sure that you'll be very satisfied by the end. 

How often do you eat dessert?
Every single day
About 5 days a week
Two or three times a week
Once a week

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How sweet do you like your desserts?
Ridiculously sweet
Kinda sweet
Not very sweet
A bit bitter

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If you had to choose one candy to eat for the rest of your life, which would it be?
Gummy bears
Candy corn
Chocolate bars
Lollipops

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Which of these dessert types do you prefer?
Frozen
Baked
Molten
Fried

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What do you bring your desserts to your lips with?
Straw
Spoon
Hands
Fork

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Which holiday has the best desserts?
Valentine's Day
Thanksgiving
Christmas
Halloween

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Where do you usually get your favorite desserts from?
My grandma
The grocery store
The bakery down the street
My caterer

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How much of a chocoholic are you?
A huge one
A pretty big one
It depends on my mood
I'm not a big fan

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What kind of chocolate is your favorite?
Milk
Semi-sweet
White
Dark

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How adventurous are you with your desserts?
Not adventurous at all
Somewhat adventurous
Pretty adventurous
I'm downright daring

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Which of these creamy desserts is the best?
Tiramisu
Flan
Custard
Panna cotta

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But which cake flavor can you not get enough of?
Carrot
Chocolate
Lemon
Red velvet

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Let's talk cookies. Which of these do you always stock up on from the girl scouts?
Sugar
Oatmeal
Peanut butter
Chocolate chip

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What kind of donut is your go-to for a morning delight?
Sugar
Boston cream
Jelly
Glazed

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And what pastry really makes you smile?
Beignet
Pretzel
Croissant
Eclair

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Let's go cold for a little while. Which ice cream flavor is always in your fridge?
Strawberry
Chocolate
Vanilla
Mint chocolate chip

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What's the best ice cream topping ever?
Whipped cream
Sprinkles
Nuts
Cherry

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And which of these sauces is a must-have?
Blueberry sauce
Chocolate sauce
Butterscotch sauce
Caramel sauce

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Which cold, non ice-cream dessert is the best?
Popsicles
Pie jar
Shaved ice
Sorbet

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But which dessert drink do you never say no to?
Slurpee
Smoothies
Slushies
Milkshake

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What's the best fried dessert ever?
Churros
Funnel cake
Sopapillas
Fried bread

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Let's try to be a tad bit healthier with our choices. Which fruity dessert do you love?
Apple tart
Fruit parfait
Mixed berry salad
Cherry ice

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Which gluten-free option would you try?
Gluten-Free Raspberry Lemon Cake
Almond Milk Chocolate Pudding
Chocolate-Dipped Coconut Macaroons
The Best Blackberry Crisp

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Which dessert, that is not completely solid, are you a fan of?
Mousse
Flan
Creme brulee
Jell-O

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Time for pies! What's your favorite flavor?
Pumpkin
Pecan
Apple
Cherry

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Which breakfast dessert do you always have time for?
Cinnamon rolls
Waffles
Crepes
French toast

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Which coffee dessert would you give a thumbs up?
Cappuccino ice pops
Chilled amaretto coffee affogato
Coffee ice cream
Mocha cupcakes with Kahlua frosting

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What's the worst dessert in the world?
Peanut brittle
Fruit cake
Black licorice
Rice pudding

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Which of these foreign favorites are you most likely to order?
Tiramisu
Creme brulee
Mochi
Panna cotta

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But who makes the most lip-licking desserts?
Japanese
French
Italians
Americans

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