Tell Us If You've Eaten These Foods and We'll Guess If You're Older than 60

By: Kennita Leon
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Tell Us If You've Eaten These Foods and We'll Guess If You're Older than 60
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About This Quiz

Did you know that someone can guess your age based on the things you've eaten? Well, we aren't speaking about your meal plan on a particular day, but more like what you've eaten in a lifetime. We're attempting to do that today, but instead of guessing your exact age, we're going to guess how close you are to being 60 years old. 

Now, why did we choose 60? If we're being totally real here, these are the people who ate lots and lots of prepackaged meals — we're talking about tuna noodles or frozen mashed potatoes and meatloaf. While it may have tasted great back then, and it was probably because there weren't many options, there's a reason why we don't find some of these things in our grocery stores and supermarkets anymore. And then there was the ever-weird fruit cup (with the liquid), pastry snails, dried beef rolls and silver dollar hamburgers (whatever those were!). 

Some people had so much weird food placed in front of them that we just had to make a quiz about it. So take this quiz and tell us which of the foods we list that you've eaten, and we'll be able to tell you if you're 60, close to it, or not even half of it. 

Only someone 60 or older can know this. Who was chicken tetrazzini named after?
An opera singer
A famous actress
The game Tetris
How should I know?

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How much do you like olive loaf?
It was one of my favs back in the day.
I'm scared to try it.
It's atrocious.
I've never heard of it.

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Have you ever heard of a relish tray?
Of course I have.
I think so.
I'm not too sure.
No, but it sounds like a party.

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What about creamed chipped beef on toast? Have you tasted it?
Yes, but I hated it.
I actually liked it.
I've heard of it.
This sounds utterly disgusting, and that would be a no.

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What's a snowball?
It's vanilla ice cream topped with coconut and chocolate sauce.
It can be one of three things.
Is this a trick question?
It's a thing you throw at people during winter.

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Are you guilty of making Jell-O salad?
I practically invented it!
I made a few.
It didn't really qualify as a salad.
I just like plain Jell-O.

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Have you ever had onion soup dip?
I've had it more than a few times.
I've had it once or twice.
No, but I'd try it.
Why would I want to?

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How delicious does a tuna noodle casserole sound?
Mouthwatering
Pretty appetizing
So-so
Stomach-turning

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Were you a fan of deviled ham spread?
I could do about 10 different things with it.
It was alright.
I was not a fan.
I've never had it.

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How many Swanson's frozen TV dinners have you had?
I've tasted every single flavor.
I've had a few of them.
Maybe one, but it might've been expired.
Zero. Zilch. None.

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Is stuffed celery your thing?
Definitely
Kinda
Maybe
Not really

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On a scale of one to four, where one is the least and four is the most, how willing are you to try meatballs with grape jelly?
4
3
2
1

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What is Fiddle Faddle?
A kind of popcorn
An expression
A place
A nursery rhyme

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Which of these foods is the oldest?
Fondue
Wacky cake
Cheese twists
Deep-fried Twinkies

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Which of these restaurants served pu pu platters?
Trader Vic's
Wendy's
McDonald's
Burger King

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What was Quake?
A cereal
An alcoholic drink that had people on the floor
Something you do when you're scared
A shortened form of an earthquake

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Have you ever had Screaming Yellow Zonkers?
Oh, I loved those!
Yes, they were really nice.
No, but I've heard of them.
No, never.

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Was Mary's Kitchen Hash a staple in your household?
You know it was!
We had it sometimes.
No, it wasn't.
I only know one Mary and she has no hash.

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How does astronaut ice cream sound?
Like my favorite thing ever
Like something I want to try
Like something not invented on this planet
Like it'll take you to space

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What's a Dippy Canoe?
Corn chips
A toy
Something you bring on a lake trip
Hell if I know

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On a scale of one to four, where one is the least and four is the most, how willing are you to eat a cracker called Chicken in a Biskit?
4
3
2
1

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How old do you think shrimp cocktail is?
50 or more years
30 to 50 years
10 to 30 years
10 years or less

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What did Dinty Moore's beef stew taste like?
It was perfection.
It was OK.
It needed seasoning.
Whose stew?

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Let's get straight to it. Have you ever heard of chicken à la king?
Yes, I ate it all the time, too.
Yes, but I've never had it.
It sounds familiar.
Chicken what?

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Does herring apple teaser (yes, you read it right) ring a bell?
It rings many bells
A small one
It doesn't, but it should
What in the...?

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Have you ever tasted a chiffon cake?
I've tasted plenty of them.
I've tried a few.
Maybe one, a long time ago.
No, I've never tasted one.

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Remember Tang (the drink)? How often was a glass made in your house?
Every day
Every week
Once in a blue moon
I don't know, but we liked Kool-Aid

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How excited were you when beef bourguignon was invented?
Ridiculously excited
Pretty excited
I'm not even sure what this is
I probably wasn't even alive

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When were marshmallow bars invented?
1950s
1970s
1990s
2010s

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About how many fruit cups have you consumed during your lifetime?
50 or more
20 to 50
Five to 20
Five or less

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