Can We Guess Your College Fraternity?

By: Brian Whitney

Can We Guess Your College Fraternity?
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About This Quiz

If you're a guy and you're in college, or if you're a guy that went to one in the past, there is a pretty good chance that you joined a fraternity. There are a lot of reasons to do so; for one thing, you will make friends, not just ones that you will have while you're in college, but ones that will last you a lifetime. You also will learn a lot about yourself and how you function in a group dynamic. Oh, and also you get to go to a lot of parties. 

But while there are a lot of reasons to join a fraternity, hopefully, you spent a lot of time trying to figure out which one was right for you. Sure, a lot of people think fraternities are just about toga parties, but there are just as many different types of frats out there as there are different kinds of people. While some are totally focused on getting hammered and having raging keg parties, others are focused on brotherhood and doing things for the community.

Were you ATO, Beta Sig, D Chi, D Sig, Lambda, Phi Psi, Pike, Pi Kapp, SAE, Sammy, or Sig Chi? Did you have 99 problems and all of them were pledges? Take this quiz, and we will guess which college frat that you pledged to.

Why do women like you?
Because I am a nice guy.
Because I am totally hot.
Because I am funny.
Because of my intellect.

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How much time do you spend outside?
I am outside a lot.
As much as I can.
Not all that much.
It depends on the season.

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What kind of party would you throw?
A nice small gathering.
A total rager.
A big party, anyone could come.
A big party, but not one where anyone could come.

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Which one thing do you want the most in life?
To be a good person.
To have a really hot significant other.
To have lots of friends.
To have a lot of money.

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Where might you vacation?
Europe
Miami Beach
Disneyland
Nantucket.

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Do you buy a lot of new clothes?
I do a lot.
Not that often.
Only when I need them.
Sure, I love to shop.

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How often do you work out?
Once a week or so.
As much as I can.
I don't.
A few times a week.

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How is your hair?
It is pretty good.
Okay, I guess.
Ahh, I don't like it much.
It is flawless.

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How long could you survive in the wild?
Days.
A bigger question is how long would the wild survive?
I have no idea.
Not long, I would panic.

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Do you have a trust fund?
A small one.
Are you kidding? No.
No, that would be nice.
Sure. Don't you?

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Are you handy around the house?
No, I am awful.
I am pretty good.
I do my best.
No, I pay people to do that stuff.

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Do you cheat when in relationships?
Never!
Well, yeah.
I sure try not to.
If I think I can get away with it.

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How much do you party?
Not that much.
All the time.
It depends on my mood.
Just on weekends.

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What drink sounds good?
A Manhattan.
A beer.
A margarita.
An Old Fashioned.

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Are you a gamer?
I do that rarely.
Sure, if I have nothing going on.
Totally.
No, that is for kids.

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How ambitious are you?
About average I would say.
I am fairly ambitious.
Not at all, I just want to be happy.
I am extremely ambitious.

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How artistic are you?
I am pretty talented that way.
Oh man, I stink at that stuff.
I am very talented.
I honestly don't know if I am artistic or not.

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Are you macho?
I wouldn't say so.
I am so macho!
Maybe a little bit.
Ha, not at all.

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Has anyone ever described you as "metrosexual"?
Maybe once or twice.
Not and lived.
Not that I know of.
Sure, it happens all the time.

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Do you have many women friends?
I have a couple.
Nope.
I have all sorts.
Maybe one.

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What sport are you best at?
Baseball.
Football.
Basketball.
Tennis.

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Are you good at hitting on women?
I don't really do that.
So good!
Ehh, I do okay.
I don't have to. They hit on me.

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Which movie would you watch?
"Revenge of the Nerds"
"Animal House"
"Old School"
"Van Wilder"

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Do you buy expensive gifts for people?
If I can afford them.
No, that isn't my scene.
No, I go more for thoughtful gifts.
I sure do!

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Are you married?
Of course!
No, I am single.
No, but I have a significant other.
I am divorced.

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How many cars in your driveway or garage now?
3
2
1
4 or more.

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How thoughtful are you?
Extremely.
What do you mean?
I try not to think too much.
I feel that I am thoughtful.

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What would be a good job for you?
Social worker.
Salesman.
Tour leader.
CEO.

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Are you ever shy?
On rare occasions.
No, but I feel awkward sometimes.
Never.
No, but I don't like talking to some people so they might think that.

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How much TV do you watch?
A fair amount.
I watch a lot.
I hardly ever watch TV.
I never watch TV.

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