1. A clock
   A toaster
2. A blender
   A can opener

In this day of cell phones, nobody needs clocks anymore, so this one may have been a bit hard for some of you.

1. Apple
   Bread
2. Short
   Drink

Ah, so clever. If you want to make this quiz more challenging, try not to look at the choices and make a guess.

1. Ease
   Envelope
2. Edge
   Else

It's a riddle that makes you laugh when you figure it out! Oh, you had to be clever to get this one, since the "one letter" was something you mail.

1. A faucet
   A bottle
2. A giraffe
   A person

If you hesitated in choosing an answer, let us explain. Generally, we don't refer to a faucet as having a neck, but we do refer to bottles as having a neck. In fact, we call a traffic jam a "bottleneck."

1. February
   January
2. March
   All of them

Find a month on the calendar that DOESN'T have the 28th on it. All of them do! Always look for the tricks in these riddles.

1. Swiss
   Cheddar
2. Blue
   Edam

If you spell each word backward you'll note that "edam" is the word "made". Here's a riddle tip: always look for a word that could mean two things.

1. So he could see in the dark
   Because his batteries died
2. To protect him from "flash" floods
   None of the above

In most cultures, people bury those who have died. In this case, it's a funny way to convey the batteries are dead. Cute AND clever.

1. T
   C
2. B
   P

Although T (tea) and P (pee) contain water, the MOST water is found at C (sea). Silly, yet smart!

1. People
   Phone
2. Page
   Post Office

Since a single page can't have thousands of letters on it, the only correct answer is a post office as it's the only one that picks up and delivers thousands of letters a day.

1. A saddle
   An egg
2. Shoes
   None of the above

Although it's nicer if shoes are broken in before they are used, that's not the correct answer. In this case, only eggs need to be broken, in order to consume them.

1. Teapot
   Test
2. Talent
   Treat

In this riddle the "T" inside it, is referring to "tea." So the correct answer is "teapot." Remember to look for those plays on words.

1. One stood on the other guy who was swimming.
   One used a paddle to keep himself above the water.
2. One stayed underneath the boat where there was a pocket of air.
   One was bald.

If you're bald, you don't have hair to get wet. When it comes to riddles, you know a long explanation isn't the answer. Look for the shortest and simplest one.

1. In the calendar
   In the work week
2. In the dictionary
   It doesn't.

Another clever one. The only time Friday would come before Thursday is when there is an alphabetical listing, like in a dictionary, for example.

1. It's magic.
   Bobby throws it straight up.
2. A ghost threw it back.
   It could never happen.

It's not magic, it's gravity. When Bobby throws the ball in the air it comes back to earth due to gravity. Gotcha!

1. Taylor
   Tanya
2. Tracy
   Samantha

Since it's Tracy's father, the name of the fifth daughter is Tracy. With many of these riddles you need to hear similar ones before you figure out how the question hides the answer.

1. A vase
   A whisper
2. Silence
   A spider web

This might have taken some time to figure out as the answer is a word not an object that is breakable. But the answer is oh so clever, one has to forgive the misdirection.

1. Pine tree
   Birch tree
2. Palm
   Apple tree

Yep, we told you there would be moans and groans in this quiz. Although the answer could be "entree" and "shoetree," the best answer that will get you the biggest groan is "palm."

1. North
   South
2. East
   It's an electric train, there's no smoke.

Remember to look for the trick in the question. In this case, it's an electric train, so there's no direction to choose because there is no smoke.

1. A Ferris wheel
   An elevator
2. Your age
   Time on a clock

Oh sure, there are answers like "hot air" and "the date" however, "your age" is the most obvious, and that's what riddles are all about.

1. Pink
   Orange
2. Blue
   Wet

This riddle used color as a distraction to make it harder to get the right answer. Forget about colors. Throw a rock into any body of water and it will become wet.

1. A) An open door
   B) A window
2. C) Glasses
   D) A & B

An open door and a window (without curtains) let you see from one room to another, or from inside to outside. What a clever invention!

1. The monkey
   The squirrel
2. The bird
   No one; it's a coconut tree, there is are no mangoes.

Did you need to re-read the question? It's amazing how our minds make assumptions and imagine a mango tree when it's a coconut tree is what the riddle referenced.

1. Peruse
   Unwieldy
2. Incorrectly
   Spelled

Another trick question. All the words in the dictionary are spelled correctly. Even incorrectly is correctly spelled.

1. Because they are always stuffed
   Because they are "barely" able to chew
2. Because they live on hugs and kisses
   Because they just grin and bear it

All of these are funny answers, but the one that makes the most sense and is the best play on words is "because they are already stuffed."

1. Short-handed
   Tight-fisted
2. Normal
   Handy

It's normal to have fingers on both hands, not just on one! The other answers were good, but "normal" is the best answer.

1. They forgot to bring them.
   No one had a poker face.
2. The captain was standing on the deck.
   No one wanted to play 52 pick up.

It's a play on words, of course. You need to connect a ship's deck with a deck of cards to be able to guess the correct answer.

1. He got the book thrown at him.
   He got 12 months.
2. He got a few hot "dates."
   He got away with it.

When someone is caught for a crime such as stealing, they sometimes get a jail sentence, meaning time in prison. So the best answer uses a description of a calendar (12 months) to also provide the sentence for the crime.

1. A) Great food, but no atmosphere.
   B) The cuisine is out of this world.
2. C) It takes light-years to get a reservation.
   D) Any of the above.

Any answer that plays off the characteristics of a moon and a restaurant will fit this riddle. Enjoy them all!

1. The roll was not good enough.
   He didn't relish the roll.
2. The movie had started filming and he couldn't ketchup.
   Any of the above

By changing the word "role," which refers to a role in a movie, to "roll" which refers to a hot dog bun, all the answers are a good fit for this riddle. Go with your favorite.

1. Plate and napkin
   Fork and knife
2. Cat and dog
   Lunch and dinner

Although you shouldn't eat any of the first three answers for breakfast, you simply can't have lunch or dinner because you're having breakfast. Plus, it's most humorous answer of the bunch!

1. Cupcake
   Cupboard
2. Hiccup
   All of the above

All of these answers make sense but we think the cleverest one is cupcake. But the choice is yours!

1. A clock
   A coin
2. An amoeba
   A beer

The wittiest answer is a coin. The riddle misdirected your thinking so that a type of animal might come to mind.

1. Mr. White
   Mrs. White
2. White
   The President

Did we have you going there? It's all about misdirection to make you see how clever the riddle actually is. The President is the person who lives in the White House.

1. Feathers
   Bricks
2. They both weigh the same.
   None of these are the correct answer.

They both weigh a pound as the riddle states. So they weigh the same, but there are a lot more feathers in one pound than bricks in one pound!

1. Jack lives in an alternate universe.
   Jack's horse is named "Friday."
2. Jack's watch that shows the time and day is broken. (He really rode out on Sunday.)
   None of the above

This riddle's key word is "rode." It might have led you to thinking about the horse, and then again, maybe it didn't. Either way, we hope you got a laugh.