Quiz: How Well Do You Know Midwestern Lingo?: HowStuffWorks
How Well Do You Know Midwestern Lingo?
By: Lauren Lubas
6 Min Quiz
Image: Image Source / Image Source / Getty Images
About This Quiz
Everyone seems to think they can nail down a Midwestern accent like it's no big deal. However, if you grew up in the Midwest, you probably know that there are dozens of accents and hundreds of slight variations of those accents, so people from the coasts never seem to have it right. Someone from Minnesota will say completely different things than someone from Chicago, but we're all from the Midwest, and we have a lot of lingo that other people might not know. As a matter of fact, a Chicagoan might know exactly what a Minnesotan is saying when they hear "yeah, bye" on the phone, and everyone in the Midwest is privy to the different words for different foods in their region ... how else would we order our favorite foods with extra cheese, extra sauce and extra everything that we can get our hands on?
You might not know what a stop and go light is, but you can figure it out along the way. Whether you were born and raised where the corn meets the Great Lakes or you're a coastal dweller trying to test your knowledge of the "flyover" states, this quiz is going to be tough, because it covers every nuance of Midwestern lingo.
Your house probably has a family room or a living room. In the Midwest, what is it called?
Midwest folk call the living area in the front of the house the "front room." It's pronounced "frunchroom" ... especially in the greater Chicagoland area. This assimilation came from a long line of Eastern European accents.
If something is great or even relatively cool, what is it in Midwest terms?
Those from the Midwest know that pretty much everything can be described as awesome. If you are not excited about something, you can use the word "awesome" in a sarcastic manner, and your point will be made.
How do many northern Midwest folk end their sentences?
This phrase is usually used in Minnesota, but it has been spreading across the northern states in the Midwest. It really doesn't have a meaning, even though it's similar to "don't you know?" It is simply placed at the end of a sentence to show emphasis.
Instead of taking the Lord's name in vain, what will a Midwesterner exclaim?
It works to get your point across, without having to swear for no apparent reason at all. While many think that this is a Minnesota exclamation, it can be heard across the Midwest, and it is generally used by someone who is trying to watch their mouth.
When a Chicagoan wants to say "three," how is it pronounced?
This pronunciation is usually reserved for people who were born and raised in Chicago. The large Eastern European heritage within the city has helped create this accent over generations.
If you're in Wisconsin and someone says "ya dere, hey," what are they saying to you?
This one is a really specific regional salutation. As a fair warning, if you are traveling through Wisconsin this summer, you should know that this is said rather quickly, and it's a little impolite to reply with "what?"
If someone is giving you directions in Illinois, how do they reference traffic lights?
If you are in the rural areas of Illinois, you will most likely have to ask for directions at some point. If there is a traffic light in the area, it is generally known as "the light." Different parts of the Midwest have different names for traffic lights, but in Illinois, it's always the light.
The Midwest has a lot of smaller towns. What do people in the big cities of the Midwest call rural areas?
Rural areas are also known as "the boonies." Those who live in bigger towns in the Midwest aren't afraid to make fun of those who live in the middle of nowhere. As a matter of fact, it seems like a favorite pastime for some.
When everyone in the world is playing "duck, duck, goose," what are the Minnesotans playing?
Even the people in the Midwest know that this is simply wrong – unless you're from Minnesota. If you're from Minnesota, everyone else is completely wrong – they're simply crazy to think that a goose is around.
How do Midwesterners refer to highways?
If you want to get somewhere fast in the Midwest, you will probably be taking the expressway. This term is generally reserved for people who live in small towns that are about 50 miles from the city, because the highways (or expressways) get you to the cities the fastest (even with all the traffic).
Car wrecks are frightening things, but do you know what someone from the Midwest calls them?
There are other regions of the country that call a car accident an "accident"; however, most will say "wreck." Another Midwest term for an accident is a "fender bender," but that is reserved for small accidents.
Paying your electric bill in the Midwest is often known as what?
If your light bill gets over $150 per month, you're probably spending too much time on your computer. Although the electric bill covers everything electrical in your home, it is simply known as the light bill in the Midwest.
Do you know what a Midwesterner calls the device that heats the water in your house?
If you're questioning why someone would need to heat hot water, you are probably from one of the coasts (or it has been way too long since you've been back home). Perhaps if it were called the hot water "maker," more people would understand.
What would someone from Wisconsin or Illinois call a group of people?
While the word "you" probably shouldn't have an S at the end, it is a common thing when you're traveling through Wisconsin or the northern parts of Illinois. Maybe grammar just doesn't matter there.
In the Midwest, what would someone call a pair of high heels?
This one goes way back to when people didn't wear high heels with jeans. It was a time when those pretty shoes were reserved for when you wore a pretty dress ... which was maybe twice a year (if you didn't dress up for church).
Casseroles are a Midwest staple, but they don't call them casseroles. What do people in the Midwest call them?
The hotter the hotdish, the more love the cook put into it (obviously). These dishes are generally made with condensed cream of mushroom soup and a variety of things you might think are gross.
If someone says "Jeet," what are they saying?
People in the Midwest are very concerned with whether or not people are hungry. A customary practice is to always offer food to guests who enter your home. It's important to know if they ate, so you can figure out how much food to give them (because even if they've eaten, you still are going to serve them something).
When someone in the Midwest bumps into you, what will they generally exclaim?
Between "uh oh" and "oops" lies the Midwest "ope!" This term is a great way to tell people that you are sorry for being so absent-minded and that you will do your best to watch yourself in the future.
Carbonated drinks in the Midwest are often called what?
Pop ... it's called a pop. Pepsi, Coke, Dr. Pepper ... it's all pop to us. Do the right thing, and if a Midwesterner calls a "soda" (or whatever you call it) a pop, don't make fun of them. It's not nice.
How will a Midwesterner describe you if you have had too many adult beverages?
Oh for schnockered! You are inebriated beyond all recognition, and it's probably time to go home. Another way to say this is "schnookered," but depending on the region, there is only one right way (and it is one of these terms).
What would you call a traffic light in Wisconsin?
There are a lot of four-way stop signs in Wisconsin, and they are accompanied by a red flashing light. On the other hand, traffic lights have red, yellow and green lights; therefore, they are "stop and go lights." ("Stop, go and yield lights" would be a little too long.)
In the Midwest, how would someone say "yes" to you?
This is a shortened way of saying "you bet your butt" ... except not butt. It's simply a way to say yes (or yes, please) in a very enthusiastic way. You betcha we're from the Midwest!
Do you know what a water fountain is called in Wisconsin?
No, it doesn't make bubbles, but "bubbler" sounds lovely. There's an urban legend that the term actually originates from branding by the Kohler company that produces drinking fountains, but there's no truth to it.
If someone from the Midwest is going camping, where are they usually going?
This one is clearly reserved for people who live in the southern Midwestern states, but it can be used by those in the northern Midwestern states, as many of them go to Canada to get their fishing, hunting and camping fixes.
When someone in the Midwest is really frustrated but still wants to be polite, what do they say?
In yet another way to avoid taking the Lord's name in vain, Midwesterners like to avoid calling for Jesus by saying "Jeez." It's a way to show that you're mad (or surprised or amazed) without going all the way.
Comfortable shoes that you can use for running are usually called what in the Midwest?
In some areas of the Midwest, sneakers are also known as tennis shoes. However, for the majority of the region, gym shoes are for the gym, and that's what they are called (even if they're worn everywhere).
A beanbag game has a million names. What is it called in the Midwest?
While we all know the nasty definition for "cornhole," some people immediately think of a game of bags when you say this term. You know, the game where you try to throw beanbags into a hole in a platform? It's a fun game.
In the rural areas of the Midwest, how is distance measured?
If you ask for directions in the Midwest, you may find yourself a little confused. You'll probably hear something like this: "Oh, this time of day? Jeez ... that's about 30, 40 minutes away" ... however, this distance is actually very accurate.
Where do people go on Fridays in the Midwest?
While most fish fries are held around the time of Lent, in the Midwest many smaller towns and VFW halls will have Friday night fish fries year round. It's a great way to get people out of the house and eating deep-fried foods.
What do Midwesterners call deep fried balls of cheese?
While you can buy cheese curds pretty much everywhere these days, in the coastal and southern regions of this country, they are usually called "fried cheese curds." However, in the Midwest, you know if you see cheese curds on a menu, they're deep fried, and if they are in a bag, they're "raw."
Do you know what a small diner in the Midwest is called?
You may have only guessed this one if you've rolled through a small town in Wisconsin or Minnesota. The great thing about supper clubs in the Midwest is that you don't need a membership to eat there.
Can you guess what Midwesterners call fireflies?
If you were born in the Midwest or you lived there at least four years, you know fireflies by no other name than lightning bugs. This is probably because they light up the skies in swarms in the Midwest.
When something is gross, what will a Midwesterner say?
"Isch" is a great way to exclaim that you are totally grossed out in the Midwest. You may also hear a Midwesterner say that something is "nasty," but they won't be referring to a person when they say this (as they do in other regions and in rap songs).
"Sticker shock" is when someone looks at a price and is surprised at how much the item costs. When a Midwesterner has sticker shock, what do they say?
Depending on which part of the Midwest you're in, you may also hear "That is too pricy for me," or "Who can afford that?" These are great ways for Midwestern consumers to express their disgust about pricing.
What is another word for "vacuum" in the Midwest?
This term is mostly used in Indiana and Ohio. When someone tells you to sweep, you may have to ask for clarification. However, it's generally known that you sweep a hard floor with a broom and you sweep a carpet with a vacuum.
How much do you know about dinosaurs? What is an octane rating? And how do you use a proper noun? Lucky for you, HowStuffWorks Play is here to help. Our award-winning website offers reliable, easy-to-understand explanations about how the world works. From fun quizzes that bring joy to your day, to compelling photography and fascinating lists, HowStuffWorks Play offers something for everyone. Sometimes we explain how stuff works, other times, we ask you, but we’re always exploring in the name of fun! Because learning is fun, so stick with us!
Get smarter every day! Subscribe & get 1 quiz every week.
Playing quizzes is free! We send trivia questions and personality tests every week to your inbox. By clicking "Sign Up" you are agreeing to our
and confirming that you are 13 years old or over.