What ls Your Japanese Name?

By: Steven Miller
Estimated Completion Time
6 min
What ls Your Japanese Name?
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About This Quiz

You feel drawn to Japanese culture, from the architecture of the zen temples to the modern efficiencies of the big city life of Tokyo. The song,"I think I'm turning Japanese" resonates with you on some level, and you've sometimes wondered if you were truly meant to be born there. You're likely really into manga, and there's a good chance that you prefer the taste of sake over that of beer. Fish and rice make up the bulk of your diet, and you have to admit that you get a kick out of miniature versions of things.

We're guessing that you've either been to Japan or that you've very much wanted to visit at some point or another. You're drawn to the cherry blossoms in the spring and the iconic image of Mt. Fuji on the horizon. The bullet trains and the massive pedestrian crossing outside Shibuya station are fascinating to you, as are the bright lights and unusual attractions in the downtown districts.

For someone like you who has such a deep and inexplicable connection to this island nation and its people, you might have wondered what you're true Japanese name would be. Following an all-night discussion with a bartender who owns a place about the size of a closet, we have put together a thorough assessment of the kinds of character traits that are connected to certain Japanese names.

Pull up a chair. The bartender will put on quite a show in pouring your drink, but tips aren't a part of the culture. Just be sure to say "arigato" and show appreciation for the artistry and effort.


Which Japanese food do you like the most?
Tempura.
Sushi.
Ramen.
Soba.
Which city in Japan would you most like to visit?
Kyoto.
Nagano.
Tokyo.
Osaka.
Are you into manga?
Not at all.
What is manga?
I enjoy a good manga once in a while.
I absolutely adore manga. It's one of my favorite pastimes.

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Would you consider yourself to be a passionate environmentalist?
Passionate is not the right word. Disinterested is a better fit.
I'm all about coming up with innovative answers to our modern problems.
I'm a peaceful warrior for the environment.
Protecting the land is very important to me.
How drawn to fantasy are you?
I don't mind fantasy, but I'm not that into it.
I'm grounded in reality. I really have no interest in fantasy.
I do like being taken away from my worries for a while.
Honestly, I live in a fantasy world. I prefer it over the reality of modern life.
Would you say that you're a daydreamer?
I am sure to get my work done, but in my free time I do tend to fantasize.
Totally.
I consider it important when imagining a better future.
Nope, I'm focused on what's happening in the here and now.

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Is your energy more stereotypically masculine or feminine?
I'm totally masculine.
I'm in touch with both energies, but I lean slightly more masculine.
I break the mold a bit, but I'm a bit more feminine, I suppose.
I'm very much feminine in all I do.
How do you feel about modern Japanese toilets?
They seem a little over-the-top to me.
I'm all about the technology that is in there. It's so cool.
I really like the heated seat and bidet. It's so comfortable.
They honestly kind of freak me out.
Is it rude to talk loud on public transportation?
I wouldn't call it rude, but I do prefer a quiet ride.
Nah, just embrace the variety of people around you. You'll be happier that way.
Yes, be quiet!
Only if you're being incredibly loud.

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Would you say that you have a green thumb?
Nope, I kill everything green that I touch.
I can maybe handle one low-maintenance plant at a time.
Absolutely, I'm happiest when I'm in my garden.
I do alright with plants. I do find it to be very relaxing.
Which sport do you like the most?
Soccer.
Sumo wrestling.
Baseball.
Golf.
Which animated fantasy theme is most appealing to you?
Never-ending abundant resources.
Flying.
Magic abilities.
Living in an idealistic society.

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How would you most like to get around town?
I'd rather stay home.
Taxi.
Bullet train.
Bike.
Are you ever accused of being "aloof" or "distant"?
I guess it's possible, but I can't imagine someone saying that about me.
I'm a deep thinker, so I might give that impression once in a while.
That's pretty much the exact opposite of my style.
I get that all the time. I'm just kind of in my own little world.
Do you play video games?
Video games aren't appealing to me at all.
I appreciate the work and artistry that goes into making the games.
I'm pretty much addicted to video games.
I do enjoy playing video games, but it's not something I do on a daily basis.

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Would you consider yourself to be a reliable and trustworthy friend?
I tend to be more absorbed in my own stuff.
I tend to over-commit myself, which makes me less reliable than I'd like to be.
The intention is definitely there, but I am human.
Yeah, that describes me perfectly.
Are you excitable or do you tend to be more grounded?
I'm very excitable.
I'm grounded like a rock.
I have been known to get a little worked up about things I'm passionate about.
I definitely keep things pretty mellow.
Which ancient elemental force best fits who you are?
Water.
Air.
Fire.
Earth.

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Are you more of an optimist or a pessimist?
I'm very much a pessimist.
I'm a realist. I just deal with whatever comes my way.
I'm very optimistic about the future.
I guess I'm somewhere in the middle. It really just depends on my mood.
Do you consider yourself to be an introvert or an extrovert?
I'm somewhere in the middle, but I do slightly prefer being alone.
I'm the life of the party.
I prefer a small gathering to a large crowd.
People really tend to bum me out.
How hard of a worker are you?
It really just depends on the task at hand and my mood.
I definitely go above and beyond in all that I do.
I get the job done, but I kind of hate working for the man.
I'm not exactly lazy, but I do prefer my time off to being at work.

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How crazy do you get on your time off?
I'm definitely known to do some crazy stuff.
Let's put it this way, I love to have a good time.
I have my crazy moments, but generally I'm pretty chill.
I keep things pretty tame.
Do you meditate?
I'm drawn to the human growth potential of meditation, but I haven't really gotten into it yet.
I meditate every day.
I'm not really interested in meditation.
I frequently go very deep into my mind, but I wouldn't call it meditation.
How appealing is traditional Japanese architecture to you?
I'm not much of a fan.
It's alright.
I'm more interested in modern design.
I feel a deep connection to the Japanese zen temple aesthetic.

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Compared to those around you, how intelligent would you say you are?
I'm definitely one sharp cookie.
I don't know the answer to that, but I'm definitely more emotionally intelligent than most.
Not to blow my own horn, but I'm super-smart.
I guess I'm pretty average when it comes to intelligence.
Would you consider yourself to be an artist?
I would definitely consider myself to be an artist.
I'm inspired by artwork, but I wouldn't call myself an artist.
I'm really not very artistic at all.
I do a little bit of artwork as a hobby.
How much volunteer work do you do?
I help out whenever I can.
I tend to donate money rather than time.
I don't have time for that.
I am very involved in charity work.

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Which drink is most appealing to you?
Sake.
Green tea.
Kombucha.
Low malt beer.
Which kind of TV show would you rather watch?
International news.
Cooking show.
Game show.
I'm into those shows where there's a program and they have people reacting to it in the corner of the screen.
Do you play golf?
I have no interest in playing golf.
Yes, I absolutely love it.
I've played before, but it's not really my thing.
I enjoy playing once in a while.

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