You're only human, right? You have needs like anyone else. You want food, you want to be warm and sometimes, even though we don't need to discuss this in polite company, you want to get a little freaky. It's perfectly normal. It's biology! There's no reason to deny it. But it can get confusing sometimes. Maybe it's because, as a society, we don't talk about it a lot. Or we talk about it in kind of goofy, unscientific terms that make it seem unseemly and taboo. Whatever the reason, nearly all of us like sex and want it at some point in time. But it can be hard to figure out what we really want and who we want it with. Who out there is going to be the right Yin to our Yang? What lines up best with your desires and expectations? Maybe if there was an easier way to figure things out it wouldn't be such a hassle. Maybe if you could find out what zodiac sign matched your erotic side then you'd be that much closer to sensual bliss. Worth a shot, isn't it?
If you've got an itch that needs scratching, then your erotically astrological future awaits! Take the quiz and see!
How likely are you to give your partner an erotic massage?
Are you more into the Western zodiac or the Chinese zodiac?
What sets the mood better, an X-rated movie or just a steamy romance movie?
What's the best place to meet someone for a quick hookup?
Would you ever consider performing a striptease for your partner?
Are you ever down for a one-night stand?
Have you ever written an erotic poem for someone?
Do you think flowers are a good gift for Valentine's Day?
On a scale of one to 10, how important is foreplay?
Where's the most sensual place to kiss someone?
Do you believe certain zodiac signs are more romantically compatible than others?
Have you ever gone to a drive-in movie and gotten a little frisky in the car?
Do you check your horoscope before you start your day?
Have you ever had a Tarot card reading?
If money were no object, where would you plan a romantic getaway?
Have you ever engaged in some debauchery in the shower?
Hot tubs can be pretty sexy, right? Would you ever enjoy some champagne in the hot tub with a special someone?
If you were going to burn some incense to set the mood, what fragrance would you go for?
How are you when it comes to dirty talk?
Do you like to take your time, or are you a wham, bam, thank you ma'am kind of a person?
Have you ever had a friend with benefits?
What is clearly the coolest animal on the Chinese zodiac?
Have you ever hooked up more than once on the same day with different people?
Can you have a sensual, romantic relationship with someone that doesn't involve sex?
Is it cool to date your best friend's ex?
What's the sexiest food?
Sometimes a song can really set the mood. Pick one!
How long could you handle going without any kind of physical intimacy?
Is there a difference between erotica and pornography?
How important is monogamy?
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