Which British Football Club Would You Play For?

By: Teresa M.

5 Min Quiz

Image: Wolverhampton Wanderers Football Club

About This Quiz

GGGOOOAAALLL! In the United States, you might find that sports like baseball, football, and basketball dominate, while many often forget about soccer. Not in the rest of the world! Soccer is the most played sport around the world. FIFA, the Federation Internationale de Football Association, reported that over 265 million people play soccer around the world. That is more than any other sport!

Everyday players are running up and down the field for assists, goals, and hat tricks. When it comes to the sport, everyone is backing their favorite team, but if we chose between the Premier League English teams, which would you play for?

The British soccer teams are known as the Barclays Premier League. While some might be more obscure, there are teams that are instantly recognizable. You might know the ever popular Manchester United or Liverpool. You'd probably recognize Chelsea and Arsenal. You may know the black and white stripes of Newcastle or the purple sleeves of Aston Villa. Which of these teams would you play on? Are you meant to play on Brighton & Hove Albion or Leicester City? There's only one way to find out!

Take this quiz and we'll tell you which British Premier League team you'd be joining!

Which position do you like playing most?

Goalkeeper

Striker
Defensive Midfielder

Right Back

Which animal best represents the team you would like to play on?

Lion

Griffin
Dragon

Gazelle

Are you a fast runner?

I am really fast.

I have won many sprints.
I am not the fastest, but I play smart.

I think I can run at a normal speed.

Is your left side or your right side more dominate?

I kick with my left side.

I am fairly coordinated with both sides.
I write with my right hand.

I'm not sure which side is more dominate.

Would you wear shin guards?

Shin guards are for kids.

I have worn them in the past.
I wear them every time I play.

I wouldn't need them.

What drink will you have to celebrate your victory on the field?

Orange squash

Lager
Ale

Ribena

Where would you rather spend a weekend?

Farm country

Major city
By the beach

In the mountains

How do you show your love for your favorite team?

I watch every game on television.

I wear their merchandise.
I support them at the stadium.

I get into pub fights with anyone who disagrees with me.

What would you have for breakfast before a big game?

Cheese on toast

Bangers and mash
Rarebit

Oatmeal

How old were you when you started playing football?

I was around age 12.

I was born playing.
My parents started me around age 4.

I haven't been playing for very long.

Would you prefer playing in a bigger club or a smaller club?

I'll play anywhere.

I prefer bigger clubs.
I like smaller clubs.

I prefer my local football club.

Would you make a good goalkeeper?

It's not my strongest position.

I'm better at goal than anything else.
I could be trained to be a great goalkeeper.

I was born keeping goal.

How many times a week would you practice for your team?

Every day

A couple of times a week
Once or twice a month

We would be so good, we wouldn't need practice.

How do you keep yourself in shape?

I work out every day.

I walk everywhere I go.
I eat really healthy.

I like to go jogging.

How devoted to your favorite team are you?

I'm their number one fan.

I run the fan club.
Only my partner gets more of my attention.

I will bet on the team I think will win.

What is your strongest body part?

Arms

Legs
Abs

Feet

Where would you most like to vacation?

Yorkshire

Cardiff
Glasgow

London

What kind of crisps do you like most?

Prawn

Cheese
Onion

Plain

Other than British teams, which country's football team do you like most?

USA

Brazil
Spain

Mexico

How do you celebrate when your team wins?

I go out for a drink.

I cash in my bet.
I spend adult time with someone.

I start a party in the streets.

Which soccer player do you like most?

Pele

David Beckham
Lionel Messi

Gareth Bale

Would you be more of a defensive or an offensive player?

I would be on the offense.

I am more of a defender.
I can play either side.

I would play where my coach thinks I'm best.

Do you like American style football?

It's great!

I prefer rugby.
I don't like it.

I don't understand it.

Would you play in the snow?

That's too cold for me.

I will play in any weather.
It rarely ever snows.

I would prefer to stay at home.

Did you team make it into the EFL this year?

They made it last year.

Yes, they did.
Not the year, but several years ago.

They've never made the playoffs.

Have you ever bet on your favorite team?

I don't gamble.

I've bet against them.
I always bet on them.

I have once or twice.

Do you get rowdy during games?

I get really excited.

I am fairly reserved.
I yell a lot.

I don't get all that loud.

Where do you usually watch games?

I usually watch at home.

I watch at a friend's house.
I usually watch at a pub.

I watch at the field.

How do you feel when your favorite team loses?

Gutted

Shattered
Knackered

Sad

How would you finish this sentence? "Football is _______________."

a tradition

a way of life
the only thing worth living for

heaven

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