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Which "House" Character Are You?

By: Teresa M.

3 min

Which "House" Character Are You?

Image: NBC

About This Quiz

Picture yourself wearing a pristine white lab coat and healing patients at the Plainsboro Teaching Hospital. You might think you know which "House" character you are most like, but there's only one diagnostic way to find out. Test your bedside manner with this quiz, and we will let you know if you are right.Â

Starting in 2004 and airing for eight seasons on Fox, "House" quickly gained a following as large other medical dramas like "E.R." and "Grey's Anatomy." Centering around the expertise and madness of Dr. Gregory House, each physician shares a different approach to medicine and a different personality. Together, they form a care providing team audiences found as addictive as Dr. House finds his medications.Â

Having the lives of others resting in their hands never proves an easy task for Dr. House and his team, and every episode shows the strengths and the vulnerabilities of each doctor. After you answer our probing questions, we are sure we'll be able to match you with the "House" character you are most like. Will you be kind like Wilson or cold and exacting like Cuddy?Â

Let us diagnose your neurosis and your mad skills, and we'll tell you which "House" character you really are!Â

Have you ever worked in a hospital?

I work in a hospital now.

I worked behind a desk at a hospital.

I've never worked at a hospital.

I hope to get a hospital job someday.

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Do you prefer coffee or tea to keep you awake?

I prefer energy drinks.

I prefer tea.

I prefer coffee.

I stick to water.

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Do you know where to find your gallbladder?

I know exactly where it is.

I have no idea.

I know the general region.

I don't have a gallbladder anymore.

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How do you practice self care?

I do what I want.

I meditate.

I workout.

I take as much time off as possible.

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Does blood make you squeamish?

I think it's fascinating.

It doesn't bother me.

It depends who the blood belongs to.

It makes me a little queasy.

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Have you ever dated a coworker?

I've dated several of them.

I've only dated one coworker.

I would never do that.

I wouldn't call what we did dating.

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What kind of advice would your friends say you give?

Horrible

Sensible

Kind

They never ask me.

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Are you a good team player?

I'm a better solo artist.

I'm a great team player.

I'm a good consultant.

I try my best.

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Which kind of doctor would you most want to be?

Neurologist

Gynecologist

Oncologist

Proctologist

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When is the last time you saw a doctor?

It was recently.

It was my yearly exam.

It's been a long time.

I can't remember.

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If you were a doctor, which age group would you prefer to work with?

Adults

Elderly

Babies

Kids

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Have you ever been hospitalized?

I have been hospitalized once.

I have never been hospitalized.

I have been hospitalized a few times.

I was hospitalized when I was born.

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What kind of emergency worker would you be?

Paramedic

Police officer

Fireman

E.R. nurse

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Other than "House," which medical show do you like most?

"Grey's Anatomy"

"Code Black"

"E.R."

"Saving Hope"

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What do you like most about Dr. House?

He's hilarious.

He's charming.

He's brilliant.

He's a hot mess.

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Which of the "House" characters do you think is most complex?

Dr. Kutner

Dr. Cameron

Dr. Chase

Dr. Foreman

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Do you always tell the truth?

No.

I try my best.

I always tell the truth.

It depends on the situation.

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How would someone describe your bedside manner?

Rough

Good

Excellent

Average

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Which of the body's organs do you find most fascinating?

Genitals

Brain

Lungs

Heart

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Do you have a dirty mind?

I do, and I admit it.

I certainly do not.

I have my moments.

I do, but I keep it to myself.

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Do you always follow the rules?

I follow the ones I like.

I always follow the rules.

Some rules are meant to be broken.

Rules? What rules?

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How often do you Google diagnose yourself?

Overtime I have a twitch.

Never.

I do it when it's an embarrassing problem.

I do it when something weird happens.

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Are you good under pressure?

I thrive under pressure.

It depends on the stressors.

I'm better with time to think.

I'm good until the crisis passes.

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What do you like most about Dr. Cameron?

She's hot.

She's talented.

She's sensible.

She's ambitious.

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Which "House" doctor would you prefer to treat you?

House

Chase

Cameron

Wilson

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How do you feel about needles?

I hate them.

They don't bother me.

It depends on the size of the needle.

I'm fine as long as I don't see it.

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How would you blow off the stress of being a doctor?

I would drink.

I would workout.

I would sleep a lot.

I would have a hobby.

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Do you ever watch surgeries on YouTube?

I love watching them.

If I'm having a surgery, I look it up.

I think that's gross.

No, but I will now.

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How healthy do you eat?

I eat what I want.

I eat very healthily.

I do my best.

I have a very strict diet.

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What do you respect most about doctors?

The braces that their kids wear that I paid for.

Their compassion.

Their intelligence.

The long hours they work must be grueling.

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