Which Member of Mötley Crüe Are You?

By: Lauren Lubas

Which Member of Mötley Crüe Are You?
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About This Quiz

When it comes to rocking out, there is no greater band to blow your speakers with than Mötley Crüe. Not only does this band have the lyrics and sound people were looking for in the 1980s (and that people still return to), it delivered shows wrought with pyrotechnics and mechanisms that no other rock band brought to the table (Tommy Lee even played the drums in a machine that spun him around upside down over the audience 😱). 

The wild band didn't care what people thought and lived for the music, drugs, sex and more drugs. Their unapologetic nature spoke to audiences of lower-class teens struggling to find their place in a world that had abandoned them. Their disregard for basic human health proved that they were either immortal or had multiple lives.

Mick Mars, Nikki Sixx, Vince Neil and Tommy Lee came together to form one of the most outstanding bands in the history of hair metal, and each of them had a different background, family life and experience that shaped who they were and what they brought to the table for Mötley Crüe. Which of these rockers are you? Take this quiz to see just where you'd fit in with this kick-ass Crue.

Bon Jovi What are your thoughts on Bon Jovi?
The dude smiles when he sings. Who does that?
He's fine, I guess.
I don't care either way.
He has some decent love songs.

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Rock Concert When your audience wants you to change, what do you do?
Tell them it's not my problem
Give them what they want
Change, just a little bit
Tell them I already changed

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Ozzy Osbourne Imagine you're hanging out with Ozzy Osbourne. What is something you're likely to do?
Spit on him
Listen to his stories
Find some ants
Buy him a drink (or 100)

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Crowdsurfing Your buddy gets rowdy and knocks you over while you're on stage. What do you do?
Retaliate
Figure out how to get up
I wouldn't get knocked over.
Swear at him

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Motley Crue - Home Sweet Home When Mötley Crüe first started, they were bashed for wearing makeup. As a part of the band, what would your response be?
Defend our choices to the end
Suggest we change our look
Wear even more makeup
Laugh at the haters

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Vince Neil Vince Neil cried at his last show. What would you do if you were in the band?
Cheer him on
Hold back tears and start playing
Cry with him
I probably wouldn't notice him crying.

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Female Rock Band What is your greatest strength as a member of a rock band?
I don't care that people think I suck.
I have the experience to get the job done well.
The more attention I get, the more confident I get.
I have natural talent that was nurtured and built upon.

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Motley Crue - Home Sweet Home Each member of the band played music for a different reason. What would your reason be?
It's everything that I was meant to do.
It's a great paycheck.
For the girls, of course
I'm really good at it.

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Composer Writing Music After Mötley Crüe broke up, everyone did their own things. Which of these are you most likely to do?
Continue making music
Retire and take care of myself
Do some reality television
Go to college

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Sharon Osbourne If Sharon Osbourne told you to stop acting like an idiot, how would you react?
I'd stop acting like an idiot.
I wouldn't be acting like an idiot in the first place.
I'd shut down completely.
I'd tell her off, but not too loudly.

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Friends Doing Makeup Together Which label are you in your group of friends?
The depressed one
The den mother (or father)
The playboy (or girl)
The wild card

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Woman Smiling Is there a good reason to change your name?
Yeah, if you're named after a d-bag.
If you hate your name, change it.
If you have a weak-ass name, for sure.
No, I mean you could, but I'd never do that.

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Two Women Chatting If you had a screwed-up past, how would you deal with it?
Erase it, and start over
Ignore it
Deal with it
Deny it

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Adult Daughter and Dad make cookies Can you describe your relationship with your parents?
Who needs them?
It was unremarkable.
It was alright.
Perfect

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First Kiss Do you remember your first kiss?
That's a hard no
Yeah, but I don't think about it ever.
Not really
Yes, I remember every detail.

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Woman Ocean Hike When your friend says he doesn't like you anymore, how do you react?
I don't really care.
I don't really have friends for this reason.
I get into a fight with them.
I get upset and wonder why they don't like me.

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Couple Drinking Champagne Do you like being the center of attention?
I can handle it, but it's not something I need.
Not at all
It's not a fun job, but I'd do it if necessary.
Yes, it's my favorite.

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Woman Hugging in Greeting When you do something stupid and die, what do you do as soon as you come back to life?
Do that stupid thing one more time to see what happens
Do something else stupid from here on out
Stop doing stupid things
Find someone to celebrate life with

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Going on Date You have an overabundance of people wanting to date you. What do you do?
Pick one and keep three on the side.
Ignore them all, unless I'm bored.
Take them all out at once.
Make time for each of them.

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Nikki Sixx and Tommy Lee Nikki Sixx watched security guards assault his fans. What would you do if you were him?
Call out security and get the fans pumped up
Tell security to stop
Play music to distract the fans
Pour my drink on security guards

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Getting a Thigh Tattoo As an homage to your skills, your buddy gets a tattoo of you on his inner thigh. How do you respond?
Tell him it's the most metal thing you've ever seen
Rub it for good luck
Slap it to make him feel pain
Cry and hug him

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Rock Band Rehearsing Would you ever try to get into a band if you didn't know how to play?
100%
Probably not
I'd learn how to play first.
No, why would anyone do that?

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House party How do people describe the parties at your house?
Better than Hugh Hefner's parties
Chill
Girls everywhere
Pretty gross

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Playing Bass What is your instrument of choice?
Bass
Guitar, all day
My vocal cords
Two sticks and whatever I can hit them with

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Drummer Record producers said they didn't want to promote to audiences that lived "in the gutter," how would you respond to this?
Defend my fans
Tell them to F off
Show them what they're missing
Move on to a different producer

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Groupies and Fans When you have so many groupies that you get bored, what do you do?
Steal my friend's girlfriend
Stop hanging out with groupies
Start a relationship
Get creative with the groupies

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Write a Song Several tragic events happened during the rise and success of Mötley Crüe. What would you do if personal tragedy plagued you?
Write a song
Get medication
Sing louder and harder
Break stuff

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Mick Mars With a degenerative disease, Mick Mars played through the pain. Do you think you could do the same?
No way, that man is a god.
I'd do what needed to be done.
I'd probably retire early.
No one could do what Mick did.

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Tommy Lee Goes to College Everyone knows about the Tommy Lee sex tape situation. If a judge ruled that a video of you having sex could go public, how would you respond?
Tell the masses to enjoy my naked bod.
I wouldn't have a sex tape.
I'd put my number on the tape.
Tell him that's BS

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Motley Crue - Home Sweet Home The band did quite a bit to gain attention while they were on stage. Which of these things would you do to get a reaction from your friends?
Light myself on fire (in the safest way possible)
Chug booze on stage (only after I turned 21, of course)
Wear more makeup
Jump into the audience and continue playing

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