Are You Ready for Your First Relationship?

By: Tasha Moore

Are You Ready for Your First Relationship?
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About This Quiz

Roses are red and violets may be blue; a relationship is a real possibility, are you ready for your first true boo? Don't let that thought fester another moment longer. We'll get it all sorted out so you'll know whether to retire your player card or stock up on loads of Binaca mouth spray.

Cuffing season is upon us and folks are starting to get that relationship itch again. But hold off on coupling until after you've taken this helpful quiz. Not everyone is destined to switch into relationship mode, but the effects can be sweet for those who've been ready. Our test sheds light on why.

If you cry before heading off to the bar or the club, you're probably ready for your first relationship. Proposing to the bartender is proof positive that you are definitely ready to get with someone fast. When your idea of speed-dating is partaking in a marathon of hook-up sessions, then you're probably better off leaving your first relationship in the distant future.

The first relationship sets the tone for how you move (or get moved on) thereafter, so please practice caution when seeking out that special someone. You'd be wise to take this romance challenge to determine which team you should join. The relationship team is for serious players, and the hook-up team is for players who love to play. Batter up for some relationship game after a scroll!

I detest speed dating.
It's my last resort.
Only if I don't have any other plans.
Speed dating is the way to go!

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Checking phone How many online dating sites are you registered with?
I deleted all accounts.
I've reactivated a few accounts.
About five
At least 26

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Texting This week how many times have you swiped right?
I deleted all dating apps.
Once, by mistake.
Several times, just for the thrill of it.
I can't keep count.

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Helping hug Are you starving for hugs?
I'm running on empty over here.
I don't like hugs.
I get polite hugs.
I receive a healthy dose daily.

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Bus When boarding the public bus, what do you call the bus driver?
"Family"
"Public servant"
Who?
"Bae"

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Coffee What do you order at the coffee shop?
Biscotti
One cup of joe.
One cup of coffee for me, one cup for that special someone—whoever that may be.
Espresso shot

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31 Old letter How many love notes have you read in your life?
I write more than I read them.
None
I forgot where I hid those notes to myself.
Do numerous selfie pics count?

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Create an Engagement Ring and We'll Set You Up With a Movie Prince 1 Have you ever purchased an engagement ring?
Never
Yes
I've thought about it, at least.
Every Monday

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Couple How many of your friends are in relationships?
All of them
None of them
What friends?
A few of them

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Pub Trivia Quiz 2 Do you recall what you did right before entering the last bar you visited?
Binaca spray, baby!
I cried.
I sighed.
Who would remember something like that?

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Watching TV How many times have you watched your favorite T.V. show this month?
I only have time for the previews.
Every week
I've binge-watched an entire season several times over.
My social life is too busy for that.

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Cat Where does your cat sleep?
In an alley somewhere.
In the pet bed next to mine.
On the bed right next to me, of course.
Outside of my bedroom.

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Date Do you ever double-date?
I rarely date.
I'm the third wheel most times.
Quite often.
Yup. I date two at a time.

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Blind date Do you remember something clever you shared with a blind date?
"You look better than the photo in my head."
"Will you marry me?"
"Do you like what you see?"
"I love you."

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How Dateable Are You on a Scale of 1-10? 2 What's your idea of the perfect date?
No more than an hour tops.
Candlelight dinner for two.
A trip to Justice of the Peace for a marriage license.
I don't care, as long as I have fun.

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The Flirt Can you name the best place to cruise for dates?
Anywhere
I don't need to cruise.
The nursing home usually has takers.
Online

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attractive tan woman brown ahir working out What is your motivation for working out?
A hot celebrity.
My imaginary boo.
My huge gym membership fee.
Me

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Netflix How has "Netflix and chill" been looking for you these days?
These days I watch Netflix alone with the A.C. blasting.
It looks nonexistent.
Looking good!
More chill than Netflix.

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Snapchat Are you able to describe the last person you video-chatted with?
I talk to real people in real time.
Myself
So hot!
My cat

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Serious Talk
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When was the last time you had a deep conversation?
When I placed my last lunch order.
Yesterday, my cat dropped some facts on me that blew my mind.
With myself while doing the dishes this morning.
I try to talk as little as possible.

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Argument Can you complete this sentence: "The last argument I had with my lover was about ________"?
My lover? Where!?
My cat hogged the bathroom last week, and I lost it.
Me cheating
Too many lovers to remember.

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Listening to music Can you tell us your favorite song?
"It Takes Two"
"I Will Always Love You"
"Only the Lonely"
"Love Won't Let Me Wait"

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Alone What's a typical Friday night like?
Wild!
Late night at the office.
There's usually a date in my plans.
"Table for one, please!"

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vacation How many people do you usually travel with when on vacation?
One kitty
Zero
Me and some friends.
I spend most of my time with new people wherever I go.

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Party If you had a choice between going to an exclusive party or getting boo'd up, which do you choose?
Boo!
Party with kitty.
Party with potential boo-thangs.
Party!

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2Romans828 You're cooking at home and shout: "Babe, my hands are full, can you grab the garlic for me?" What does babe give you?
Lies! I eat out.
No babe. Nada.
Babe gives thumbs down.
A mouse.

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Bear You just found out you're getting catfished online. What do you do?
Love every minute of it.
See if the fish is down to meet my cat.
Yell at them for wasting one year of my life.
Yell at them for wasting 10 minutes of my time.

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Sleeping Your first words in the morning when you wake up from sleep are: "Come on. It's time to get up honey." What loving response do you hear?
"Worry about yourself, and don't call me 'honey!"'
The eerie tick-tock sound of the house clock.
"Thanks for the hospitality. Call me later. Deuces!"
"Purr"

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Hands If you desire the touch of a human, what do you do?
Get a pedicure.
Get my cat a pedicure.
Reach out and touch somebody.
Don't worry about it.

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Dancing alone What was the last place that you visited alone?
Hibachi restaurant
Restroom
Gym
Amusement park

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