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About This Quiz
Sex. *Almost* everyone loves sex. It's arguably the most natural thing we as humans know how to do, and definitely an important part of relationships (positively and negatively). Regardless of your sexual preferences or intimate history, everyone gives off a certain type of energy regarding bedroom activities. Do future partners see you as a freak in the sheets? An innocent soul? Maybe a submissive rope bunny? It's difficult to see that for yourself, so we've come up with a quiz to help you figure out what type of sexy vibes you exuberate. Be warned, this quiz is NSFW. Make sure you're either alone in the bathroom stall, chilling in your bedroom, or goofing around with friends who won't judge you too hard. If you were looking for a sign that your sexual energy was in need of a checkup, this is the sign. It's 2019, and it's time for us to be more in tune with our libido. We're proud to give you the opportunity to figure that out. Get ready to do some major self-reflecting as far as your sex life goes (whether it exists or not). Submissive, dominating, or even non-existent sex vibes are welcome here! Let's talk about sex, baby.
How do you react to conflict?
I just walk away. It's not worth my time.
I avoid it at all costs. I really hate conflict.
I tend to start the conflicts, or I finish them.
I try to diffuse it, even if that means compromising for the greater good.
If you were in a wolf pack, what position would you have?
Mu (peacekeeper of the pack)
Gamma (the wise elder of the pack)
Alpha (the leader of the pack)
Beta (second in command of the pack, assistant to the Alpha)
Be honest ... what kind of person are you in a relationship?
I'm a passionate lover and I like to call the shots.
I'm historically a bit co-dependent, and I'm very attracted to assertiveness in other people.
Kind of flighty, and I don't settle down easily. People make me nervous.
I normally don't change much in relationships.
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What's your favorite sexual position?
Doggy
Cowgirl
Missionary
Anything where someone is tied up or teased
What's your Tinder m.o.?
I message first.
I wait for them to message me first.
I tend to unmatch them/stop responding once they ask to exchange info/meet in real life. It makes me anxious.
I don't use dating apps.
How long into a relationship do you wait before sleeping with the person?
Whenever I feel I'm ready. I don't really plan for that; it just happens.
I tend to wait until I feel like I can trust them completely.
I'd prefer to have sex BEFORE making the commitment, so I know it's someone I actually want to stay with (and have sex with consistently).
Ideally until marriage, though I know it is not always that easy.
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How would your best friend describe you?
Sweet, Kind, Private
Fun Loving, Wild, Open-Minded
Friendly, Reliable, Genuine
Bold, Brave, Confident
How often do you have sex? (We won't tell anyone)
Almost never
Often
Every now and again
I'm abstinent
Why do you go out to the club?
To dance the night away
I'm probably the designated driver.
To meet cool people and experience new things!
To have some drinks, maybe loosen up enough to meet someone.
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How do you respond to an unsolicited nude?
Ignore them or block them.
Respond with a message, be it positive or negative.
Send them something even better back.
Send an emoji fitting my response. Maybe hit them with the "wyd?"
What's your ideal vacation spot for you and your partner?
A romantic getaway on an island or beach shore
Skiing or climbing in the mountains!
Traveling around the world! Who needs to stay in one place?
Somewhere beautiful and quaint, like a lakeside cabin.
What's one of your biggest fears in relationships?
Lying, I hate lying.
Not being on the same page.
Losing my independence and autonomy.
The getting into the relationship part is what scares me the most.
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What first date sounds the best to you?
A group date, just because I probably don't trust the person quite yet.
Exploring unknown places, participating in an escape room, or doing something a little more abnormal/memorable. Hopefully, they aren't chicken.
Preferably something where we have an activity to distract us should it get awkward (i.e., going to see a movie).
Something romantic like a picnic, a midnight walk on the beach, or something in that ballpark.
We sometimes share pets with our s/o, but if you were a pet, which one would you be?
A dog, I'm loyal.
A cat, I'm unpredictable.
A beta fish, I'm colorful and feisty.
A turtle, I keep to myself.
If someone you didn't know asked you on a date, what would you say?
Sure! I'll give it a shot.
I'd say yes, and then probably cancel via text/phone/snap later.
Maybe, it depends on how I'm feeling.
No, I don't know this person. That's awkward and weird.
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With which dating show do you vibe the most?
"The Bachelor/ette"
"Are You The One?"
"Love Island / Paradise Hotel"
I don't really watch dating shows.
What's the BIGGEST deal breaker for you?
Someone without depth or lack of intelligence
Someone who is boring
Someone who is impatient/hot-headed
Someone who doesn't give me enough of their time and attention
What complaints have your previous significant others had about you? (You don't have to agree with them.)
I'm too pushy or too much to handle.
I'm too resistant to commitment.
I'm too reserved or not affectionate enough.
My expectations are too high of them.
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You're trapped in a room with someone for whom you have lowkey feelings. What do you do?
Primarily focus on finding a way out
Tell them how I feel, and hope it plays out how I want it to
Instinctively take care of the other person, and develop a deeper connection
Wait patiently and get some work done if I've got my laptop. Maybe watch a movie or something.
How do you prefer to sleep?
Big spooning someone
Little spooning someone
By myself, likely in the starfish position
Cuddling my pet(s)
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Where would you like to have sex?
In their bed
In my bed
Somewhere risky
I don't care, as long as it's somewhere private.
Your friends tell you that you're in a toxic relationship. What do you do?
I confront the other person about the concerns brought up by my friends.
I observe for myself to see if it's true.
I hope that we can work through it and they can change for the better.
I break up with them or take a break. I know my friends wouldn't lie to me.
How does the topic of marriage get introduced between you and your s/o?
After we hit a milestone in our relationship
I'd wait until they brought it up.
I'd probably bring it up first.
After we've lived our lives to the fullest and it makes sense to do so. It might not even happen unless we have/adopt kids.
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Do you pleasure yourself?
Nah, I've got better things to do with my time.
Hell yeah, I do. It's perfectly natural.
No, I feel really awkward about it.
Yes, but I prefer being with a partner.
You go to the movies with your potential partner. What type of movie do you watch?
Action/Adventure
A Documentary
A Disney movie
Romantic Comedy
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While with your partner, you realize there are no condoms. What do you do?
Sprint to the store to buy some
Send your s/o to get some.
Eh, who needs a condom?
We don't need to have sex then.
How in tune do you feel with your own sexual desires.
Not very confident or sure of myself
I'm figuring it out as I go.
I'm very confident in what I want.
It's not something to which I give much thought.
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