Can We Guess What % Girlfriend Material You Are?

By: Emily Maggrett

Can We Guess What % Girlfriend Material You Are?
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About This Quiz

Do you have what it takes to become #relationshipgoals? Or is being a girlfriend kind of a big flex for you? No shade, but people aren't born knowing relationship skills, and it could be that yours need some more work. Or maybe you are already the perfect girlfriend and don't even realize it!

If you're thirsty to find out the truth, this is the quiz for you. Whether you're dating, single or in an "it's complicated" situation, answer our questions and we'll be real with you about whether you're headed for bliss or a miss. Tell us how you'd handle a bunch of relationship scenarios and we'll tell you what percent girlfriend material you are fr.ย 

We hope you're not allergic to drama, because this quiz is going to be servingย spicy emojis, clingy boyfriends, social media stalking and ghosting. We'll also delve into more pozzy stuff, like public displays of affection, the joy of wearing your BF's favorite hoodie and whether or not you have a physical type. In other words, we're going to ask you about EVERYTHING. Think you can handle it? If so, it's time to put everyone in your DMs on read so you can take this quiz!


First things first: why do you want to be in a relationship?
For the drama!
Because all my friends are in relationships?
I love love! ๐Ÿ˜œ
Because I want to share my life with another person, obvs.

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When you chat with crushes, do you ask them questions or just try to impress them?
I just stare at them with a dumb look on my face and hope for the best.
I tell them extremely long stories about myself involving people they've never met.
I ask them the usual stuff about jobs, siblings, etc.
I read my crush's body language and try to talk about topics I know they're interested in.

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Be real: how thirsty are you?
I'm like a Las Vegas golf course.
I'm like a big pot of basil on a hot summer day.
You know what? I could use a glass of water. (Wink.)
Don't shade me. There's nothing wrong with wanting a lot from life!

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Let's talk emoji. Which one of these is TOO SPICY to send to someone you're not dating?
๐Ÿ™Œ ๐Ÿ‘
๐Ÿ˜œ
๐Ÿ˜‰
๐ŸŒ‹๐Ÿ˜

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When you really like someone, how hard do you stalk them on social media?
I dig into their accounts, their friends' accounts, their aunts' accounts ...
I only think I've gone too far when I'm liking photos from six years ago.
I casually glance through their IG, but not for too long because that's weird.
I don't stalk them at all, that's creepy!

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Would you ever lend an S.O. money?
Sure, why not?
Lol, like I have money!
Only if it were a desperate situation.
Not more than the price of a movie ticket.

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Do you like posting pics where you and your S.O. are embracing but not looking at the camera, perhaps while exploring a windswept field?
YAAS
Who doesn't?
IDK, those photos look so staged.
No. If someone takes a picture of me while I'm in a windswept field, fine, but I'm not posting that biz myself.

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Which celebrity couple do you consider to be #relationshipgoals?
Hailey Baldwin and Justin Bieber
Gigi Hadid and Zayn Malik
Cole Sprouse and Lili Reinhart
Janelle Monae and Tessa Thompson

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Imagine that your S.O. can't make it to see your band's first performance because their grandmother is ill. Would you act salty?
Bet.
I'd try not to, but I would not succeed at that.
A little bit? Then I'd pull it together.
Not at all. My band will slap whether they're there or not.

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What's the longest relationship you've ever had?
2 days
Um ... you're assuming I've had a relationship?
Three months
One year

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Are you the kind of person who's obsessed with wearing your S.O.'s best hoodie?
Yuh
Nah
Well, it smells like them and I love it?
(Looks off into the distance) That's none of your business!

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If you broke up with your S.O., would you consider dating someone else from their squad?
In a heartbeat!
Depends ... who's in it?
Probably not (unless it was true love.)
Absolutely not.

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Which of these behaviors would make you say, "thank u, next" to a BF or GF?
Basically nothing. I just wanna date someone!
If they tripped me on purpose.
If they hit on one of my friends.
If they told me I was stupid or called me a mean name.

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Have you ever gone through your S.O.'s messages?
Bettttt.
Once ... and I was right to.
I've "accidentally" glanced at them before.
No, that's wrong.

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Which one of these quotes about love is the most relatable?
โ€œYou know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.โ€
โ€œWe accept the love we think we deserve.โ€
โ€œI love you as certain dark things are to be loved/In secret, between the shadow and the soul.โ€
โ€œNever love anyone who treats you like you're ordinary.โ€

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If you found out that your BF or GF's coworkers had a really nasty nickname for you, what would you do?
Burn their workplace to the ground!
Send them all a very long and crazy email.
Put them on blast on social media.
Ask my S.O. to report it to H.R.

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Let's say you and your S.O. are in a huge fight. How would you resolve it?
By leaving the state and never talking to them again
By telling all my friends about it and making my S.O. look REALLY BAD
IDK, I'd probably wait to see if they apologize?
By trying to understand my S.O.'s perspective so we can negotiate a compromise, bruh

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Would you rather be with someone who loved making out in public or someone who hated it?
Someone who hated it (I hate it too.)
Someone who loved it, because then we could run around giving each other big wet kisses!
I honestly don't know. The person who loved PDA, I guess?
Whatever. As long as I liked them, I could tolerate either option.

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Is it ever okay to put down your GF or BF's appearance?
Yeah, if they're looking messy.
No, but it's fine to criticize their clothes.
Only if you're joking.
It's never okay!

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Let's say your S.O. is incredibly involved with their family, to the point that you have to hang out with them every weekend. How would you handle this?
I'd try to drive a wedge between them and the fam.
I'd go but act really annoyed so I ruined everybody else's time.
I'd give my S.O. an ultimatum: their family or me.
I'd ask if we could switch to seeing them every other weekend instead.

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Do you know how to say no to stuff you don't want to do?
No and it's ruining my life!
Nope. I say yes and then don't show up instead.
Kind of, but it gives me a lot of anxiety.
Yes. It's a major adulting skill.

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A total zaddy gives you a big compliment. How do you respond?
"Actually I'm not cute at all, shut up."
"Are ... are we in love now?"
"Thanks! I like your [looks wildly around] shoes!"
"Thank you, I really appreciate hearing that."

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What would you do if you noticed your S.O. was constantly checking out other people?
Suffer in silence.
Publicly yell at them.
Tell them to stop being extra.
Let them know that it was bothering me, and why.

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Do all your crushes *basically* look the same?
I have a type, fr.
Shut up, all *your* crushes look the same!
I have a few different types.
I'm not interested in people's looks so much as their souls.

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What's your love life's theme song?
"We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together"
"Break Up with Your Girlfriend, I'm Bored"
"Make Me Feel" by Janelle Monae
"I Found You" by Alabama Shakes

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Your new BF or GF just started a new job and is texting you every hour or so for reassurance. How do you feel about this?
It's fine. They need my support, okay?
Guh!
I feel smothered AF, of course.
I don't like it but I try to communicate that as kindly as possible.

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What would you do if your S.O. ghosted you?
I'd hunt them down, make them pay, etc.
I'd complain to my friends about it for roughly six months.
I'd write them off.
I'd get in touch with them and asked them what happened.

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Imagine you're allergic to dogs. Would you pretend not to be if your love interest had a big woofer?
Yeah. It's the only move.
Maaaaybe. Don't judge!
I'd try taking allergy medication first.
Bruh. No.

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Would you watch a movie you hate, just to make your S.O. happy?
No. I decide what we watch, not them.
Yes. If you want to stay together, you have to sacrifice your own wishes.
I'd give it five minutes, but if I couldn't get into it, I'd let them know.
I'd try to find something we both liked. Compromise is life!

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If a much hotter person asked you out while you were already in a relationship, what would you do?
I would not sleep on that opportunity!
I'd probably try to date both people.
I'd say no but occasionally text this other person anyway, just in case my current relationship goes south.
I'd tell them I was taken but thank them for asking.

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