Sorry, but Only People in Their 30s Can Answer These Questions!

By: Zoe Samuel
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Sorry, but Only People in Their 30s Can Answer These Questions!
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About This Quiz

The Millennial generation are, for some reason, often spoken of as if they are the proverbial "kids these days". Of course, members of this generation, which is now the largest in America, know that they are not actually kids any more. The youngest Millennials are in college and the oldest are pushing 40. That means that the older half of the huge group are all in their 30s, and that means they have mortgages (if they're lucky), kids, and also that peppering of friends in their circle who've already gotten on to their second marriage.

A lot happened during the formative years of the older Millennials. They got to see what a functioning economy looked like, for a start, right up until they graduated into a world of declining union membership, flat wages, insecure jobs, skyrocketing housing costs, crippling student debt and healthcare that costs triple what it used to. They have had to work harder than their parents, for less money, and they generally have no expectation of there being any safety net at all for them when they're old. They're also going to be around just long enough to see global warming start to get really bad. Yep, being an older Millennial is surely no picnic.

Still, amid all that misery, we can at least offer the grownup Millennial some bragging rights. Take this quiz to get your mitts on them!

What tiny hand-held puzzle was the breakout hit of the '80s?
Slinky
Rubik's Cube
Wacky Tracks
Infinity Cube
What year did the Spice Girls hit the charts in America?
1997
1994
1991
1990
What is a White Rabbit?
A kind of candy.
A rabbit that is white.
A kind of store.
A kind of elephant, funnily enough.

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What seminal object was launched into space in 1990, transforming our ability to look deep into space?
Glasses
Voyager
Hubble
Gemini
When did the World Wide Web become a public service?
1982
1999
1996
1991
Who created the first King's Quest game?
Jack Kirby
Sid Meier
Hideo Kojima
Roberta Williams

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When your mouse stopped working, what was the most likely problem?
The cable was bad.
The outlet was bad.
The cat ate it.
It had lint in the roller ball.
Who became Prime Minster of the UK in 1997?
Margaret Thatcher
Tony Blair
Gordon Brown
Theresa May
What does NAFTA, signed in 1994, stand for?
North American Free Trade Agreement
Nobody Actually Finds That Attractive
Native Americans Field Trying Arguments
North American Foreign Trade Association

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What key European treaty was signed in 1992?
Warsaw Pact
Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact
Kyoto Protocol
Maastricht
What Cabinet official said, "There's a special place in hell for women who don't help other women"?
Condoleeza Rice
Hillary Clinton
Henry Kissinger
Madeleine Albright
What were the investigators who eventually impeached Bill Clinton for lying about an affair originally looking into?
A real estate deal.
Lying about an affair, duh.
Campaign finance violations.
Coluding with a foreign power.

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How devastating was Y2K?
It crippled whole economies.
Literally not at all.
It was very bad.
It was only bad in certain sectors.
When did the new millennium actually start?
2001
2000
1999
Any of the above.
In what year did the Dow Jones first cross the 10,000 mark?
1999
1991
1994
1982

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Upon the fall of the USSR, how many former Soviet republics obtained independence?
5
11
15
2
What did the START agreement stand for?
Strategic Arms Reduction Treaty
Super Awesome Rad Treaty
Securing Threatening Air Radiation Treaty
Secure Trade And Relations Treaty
When did China join the World Trade Organization?
2001
2000
1994
1991

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In what movie did the villain say, "Greed is good"?
Wall Street
Back to the Future
Ghostbusters
Top Gun
What was the first music video to air?
Like A Virgin
Material Girl
Karma Chameleon
Video Killed The Radio Star
What was the maximum capacity of a 3.5" floppy disc?
10 gigabytes
5 terabytes
5 megabytes
1.4 megabytes

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What company launched the first personal computer in 1981?
Microsoft
Apple
IBM
Google
What 1997 movie became the highest-grossing of all time, until it was later dethroned by Avatar?
The Abyss
Jurassic Park
Titanic
Beauty and the Beast
What was the catchphrase of the Budweiser commercial campaign that you simply could not escape at the time?
Bud. Weis. Er.
This Bud's for you.
King of beers.
Waaaaaasssssssup!

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In what city did 1992 riots take place after police brutalized Rodney King, an unarmed black man?
New York
Chicago
Miami
Los Angeles
Who was responsible for the Oklahoma City Bombing of 1996?
Brien James
David Duke
Richard Spencer
Timothy McVeigh
For what medical purpose was Viagra originally approved?
Heart trouble.
Erectile dysfunction.
Foot trouble.
Muscle soreness.

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What movie filmed with minimal crew and handheld cameras made $248m at the box office, on a budget of under $1m?
The Blair Witch Project
Paranormal Activity
Cloverfield
Quarantine
What catchy Spanish pop song spent 14 weeks at number one?
La Bamba
Livin' the Vida Loca
Macarena
Clandestino
What internet company enjoyed a record-breaking IPO in 1995?
Netscape
Microsoft
Google
Facebook

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On what TV show did then-presidential candidate Bill Clinton play "Heartbreak Hotel" on saxophone?
Late Show with David Letterman
Late Night with Jay Leno
The Arsenio Hall Show
Parkinson's
What military vehicle was first marketed to civilians in 1992?
Hummer
Tank
Eurofighter
Concorde
What disease that ran rampant in the '80s and '90s was first treated with the drug AZT (azidothymidine)?
Syphilis
Whooping cough
HIV/AIDS
Polio

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Which company debuted the first mobile cellular phone in 1987?
Motorola
Nokia
Vodafone
Apple
For what tragic event is Christa McAuliffe known and honored?
She died during the fall of the Berlin Wall.
She died passing the sepcial forces training course.
She died in the Challenger shuttle explosion.
She was a victim of HIV/AIDS.