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About This Quiz
The fictional town of Schitt's Creek is home to an entire cast of oddball characters. When the show first began, the members of the financially ruined Rose family were at odds with the other residents. Viewers might have even found it difficult to think of a single way such a wide variety of characters would be able to co-exist. As it turns out, the infamous Rosebud Motel was the perfect place for unlikely friendships and even romances to develop. It's hard to imagine Moira, Johnny, David and Alexis in a more perfect setting (despite a large collection of leftover objects from their former lives as millionaires.)Â
"Schitt's Creek" is about more than just the Rose family; the townspeople of Schitt's Creek are just as important to the storyline. Stevie Budd, the Schitt family, Ted and Patrick are just a handful of the show's colorful cast of characters that fans have come to dearly love. In this quiz, you'll pretend you're spending a night at the Rosebud Motel (with the option to explore Schitt's Creek and its nearby attractions.) We want to know all about your preferences and pet peeves when it comes to the motel lifestyle, would you be able to handle the kitschy decor or would you ignore it altogether?
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You just got to the motel: Is the idea of an over-the-top friendly greeting especially important for you?
It would actually turn me off.
Not really
Yes, it's very important.
I love getting attention any way I can get it.
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How do you feel about sharing a motel room with someone?
I probably won't be sleeping so it doesn't matter.
I would hate it.
I would consider it a luxury.
It would be fine, I guess.
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Your first stop is a visit to the Rose Apothecary — what do you grab?
Hand lotion
Tapenade or cheese
Something I'm quickly told is "not for sale"
Canvas shopping bag
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A quick look at the Cafe Tropical menu reveals an extensive selection of food. How do you decide what to order?
I'll take whatever's most expensive.
I get the same thing I order at any restaurant.
I look for something I've never tried before.
I try to find the healthiest food on the menu.
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When you were researching the Rosebud Motel for a trip, which amenity were you looking for specifically?
Plenty of room for my beauty products
A large closet for all my clothes
A continental breakfast
A comfortable bed
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Who suggested that you stay in the Rosebud Motel?
A travel blogger
It was the only option.
A friend
The reviews looked decent.
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You've settled in for the evening and are about to change into pajamas. What do they look like?
Silk pajama set
Draped cashmere
Plaid pants and a T-shirt
I don't wear pajamas.
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You find a stack of complimentary magazines in your room — what one do you grab?
Entertainment Weekly
People
Sports Illustrated
Vogue
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It's late at night and you want to order room service. Is there a specific food you like to order when you're away from home?
Comfort food, like mac & cheese
A decadent dessert, like chocolate ganache cake
A charcuterie board with fancy cheese and crackers
I've never ordered room service before.
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Continental breakfast time! What do you eat?
I don't eat breakfast.
Donuts
Waffles
Just coffee
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You and your travel-mate want to step out for some entertainment. Where are you going?
We're going to see an all-female a cappella group.
We're going to see a Tina Turner impersonator.
We'll probably decide to stay in.
We're going to drive to the nearest town.
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Is room privacy an important factor when you're booking a motel room?
Yes
I don't really notice, so not really.
Yes, although I rarely seem to get it.
No
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Where do you like to relax when you're staying at a motel?
I don't ever relax!
In bed
In my car
I'm pretty relaxed all of the time.
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Do you like to have the option to cook for yourself when you're away from home?
I take every chance I can get to fire up the ol' grill!
No, but I like to eat homemade food.
No, I don't know how to cook.
Yes, it's a good money saver.
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Are you put off if you check into a motel and it's partly under construction?
I quickly get used to it.
If I don't have a choice, I'll put up with it.
No, I think it adds character to a motel.
I don't really notice.
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You notice that the Rosebud Motel has recently won "the Hospies" (the Regional Hospitality Awards.) How does this make you feel?
Secretly really excited
Bored
Proud of the motel
Like the motel has a touch of glamor
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The floor of your motel room is clean but carpeted. What's the first thought that goes through your head?
"Ew!"
"Huh! A carpet!"
"What a luxury!"
"I hope my heels don't catch in the carpet."
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You're so inspired by the motel's decor that you go shopping for furniture to bring home. How would you describe the aesthetic you're going for?
Modern and sleek
Minimalist and monochrome
Cluttered and vintage
Shabby chic
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Motel art is in a league of its own — which type of art do you secretly love to find when you check into a motel?
I've never noticed the art in a motel before.
Paintings of beaches and boats
I love any kind of art.
Animal portraiture
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Do you plan on staying in your motel room for majority of your visit?
Yes, there's no reason to come out.
I could be persuaded to go explore.
No, I love to explore small towns!
No, I make it my business to know everyone else's business.
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When you book a motel room, is it because you love motels or is it out of necessity?
Necessity
Definitely necessity
I don't mind motels.
I love motels!
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You were invited to a party in Schitt's Creek — what kind of outfit will you be wearing?
Denim shirt, jeans and rubber boots
Head-to-toe Alexander McQueen
A black $400 sweatshirt
Plaid shirt, jeans and Converse
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The people in the room next to yours are being incredibly loud, how do you handle it?
By shrieking
By banging on the wall
By knocking on their door
By wearing my earplugs
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Motels aren't always known for their up-to-date technology. Is there any particular device you're OK with being extra-old?
TV
Computer
Radio
Phone
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You decide to sing some karaoke with the local townspeople of Schitt's Creek. Which song do you sing?
"Danny Boy"
"Simply the Best"
"Talk Dirty to Me"
"Fantasy"
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If you could move to the small town where your motel is located, what kind of profession would you choose?
Actor
Store owner
Mayor
Manager
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You're hoping to check out at least one famous local attraction — where do you plan on going?
I don't need to leave the motel, everything I need is here.
Botanical gardens
A nearby casino
I'll go almost anywhere to escape this town.
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What's the kind of special decorating touch that catches your eye when you're staying at a motel?
A turquoise statement wall
A well-worn couch
A magazine rack
A gumball machine
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You need to get some gas before checking into the Rosebud Motel and a stranger starts talking to you. How do you react to the chatting?
I get drawn into the conversation.
I'm the one who began the conversation.
I start talking over them.
I refuse to interact with them.
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When you check out of the motel, how many stars do you leave for the rating?
I don't fill it out.
2/5
5/5
I just draw in a smiley face.
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