Which "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" Character Are You?

By: Zoe Samuel
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Which "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" Character Are You?
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About This Quiz

In the five seasons that "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" has been on the air, the show has enjoyed a substantial fan following: one so effective that they managed to rescue the show from cancellation in April 2018. This used to be essentially impossible to do, but in an age of social media, fans were able to mobilize immediately to make the case to TV executives that there was life in the old girl yet. As a result, Fox and NBC made a deal, and control of the show has passed to the so-called "peacock" network. 

Fans were drawn to the show for many reasons, including Saturday Night Live alumnus Andy Samberg in the lead role.  In addition to this, there is a core cast that took the increasingly fashionable step of letting their female characters enjoy some laugh lines, in contrast to a lot of shows of this type that stereotypically cast women as the "straight man" of the group dealing with immature and silly men. The show's diversity is also appealing to audiences, with the beloved Terry Crews in the role of Sergeant Terry Jeffords. Most of all, though, it's about the writing: the show is funny and not too cynical, and its core characters are relatable despite their numerous flaws. That means it's time to figure out which of them you are most like!

How badass are you?
Do I have to answer that?
I'm not.
I'm a total badass.
I was once!

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Do you obey the rules?
No.
I pretend to.
Usually, I obey the rules.
Of course.

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Do you love your job?
More than I let on, yes.
Nah, it's just a job.
I adore it.
I like it a lot.

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How good of a dancer are you?
I think I'm good.
I'm an amazing dancer.
I don't dance.
I'm not a bad dancer.

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Are you brave?
Nope.
In my own perverse way.
Totally.
I try to be.

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How family-oriented are you?
Not really.
Eh, no.
Fairly.
Totally.

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Do you think you are funny?
Oh yes!
Sure.
Nope.
I hope so.

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Do other people think you are funny?
For some weird reason, no.
I think so.
They wouldn't dare.
Nah.

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Do you fear commitment?
Mostly yes.
Totally.
I fear nothing.
I love it being committed to someone.

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How mysterious are you?
I'm not very mysterious.
Well, I am a good liar.
I'm very mysterious.
I'm an open book.

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Do people fear you?
I wish.
Nope.
They do and they should.
Some do but none should.

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Are you good at your job?
Yes, some say annoyingly so.
Nope.
Yes.
Some parts of it.

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Do you dress well?
I think so.
I try to.
I don't care.
Not really.

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Do people often give the wrong impression based on how you look?
It doesn't happen often.
It never happens.
It happens very often.
I'm constantly giving the wrong impression.

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Do you like teasing people?
I love it.
I like it.
I hate it.
It's mean, I don't do it.

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How important is a sense of humor?
It's the most important.
It's very important.
It's actually harmful and bad.
It's quite important.

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Do you have something to prove?
No, why, what have you heard?
Yes but I'm not gonna.
Of course.
No, look at me, man.

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Who or what do you love most?
Myself.
One of my many boos.
My job.
My boo and my babies.

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If you weren't a cop, what would you be?
I'd be a comedian.
I'd be a dancer.
I'd be a SEAL.
I'd be a bouncer. Or kindergarten teacher.

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Do you have a knack for paperwork?
I have a knack for avoiding it.
Alas, kinda.
No, but I do it.
I don't think so.

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If you were fired, what would it be for?
It would be for mouthing off.
It would be for malingering.
It would be for beating a confession out of someone.
It would be for running away.

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Last time you were written up at work, what was it for?
I was written up for a totally hilarious joke that I made.
I was written up because I was late.
I was written up for scaring people.
I was written up for hiding under my desk.

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Do you look good in blue?
I look better in my birthday suit, baby.
I look good in all colors.
I do not care how I look.
My boo says so!

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How much do you work out?
I work out less than I should.
I dance, that's my workout.
I work out daily.
I work out twice daily.

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Do you like to keep it tidy?
Nope.
I am actively untidy.
Of course.
I try.

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Do you bounce back easily from a setback?
Yes, I joke about it.
Sure, I'm resilient.
No, I'm strong but brittle.
No, I need therapy.

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Are you charming?
Incredibly: I think anyway.
I can be.
Nope.
I'm more adorable than charming.

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Are you careful?
I should be, but no.
When it comes to getting away with things, yes.
Nope.
More than I wish, yes.

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If you were to die in the line of duty, what would kill you?
My death would be caused by an angry colleague.
I would be caused by a filing cabinet crushing me.
I would go down fighting 25 criminals.
I'd have a heart attack out of pure fear.

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Do you trust easily?
Not really.
Yes, too easily.
No, not ever.
About a healthy amount, yes.

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