Which Prehistoric Creature Are You?

By: Zoe Samuel
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Which Prehistoric Creature Are You?
Image: Collage; Smilodon, Woolly Mammoth, Terror Bird

About This Quiz

Plenty of animals are around today whose traits you might want to channel, but what about the animals of yesteryear? From dinosaurs to mammoths to smilodons to terror birds (a real thing), which are you?
How scary are you?
Extremely
Moderately
Very
Not at all
Are people more scared of you than they should be?
No, they are as scared as they should be, which is a lot.
They are slightly less scared than they should be.
They are more scared than they should be.
They are not scared, nor should they be.
How cuddly are you?
Not even a tiny bit
Fairly
Actually, very
A little

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How glamorous are you?
Very
Not very
A decent amount
Not at all
How imposing are you?
I am totally imposing.
I am a little imposing.
I am very imposing.
I am imposing by mistake.
How respected are you in your field?
I am the supreme authority in my field.
I am neither well nor poorly regarded.
I am probably respected more than I should be.
I am rightly seen as somewhat of a duffer.

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Do you surprise people a lot?
Only when they first meet me, but after that, what you see is what you get.
Once in a while
Yes, in a good way
I don't think so.
How kind are you?
Kindness is weakness.
Very
More than people know
Fairly
Are you slow to anger?
No, I love being angry.
Yes, quite.
Yes, but when I get going, I go nuts.
Yes, it's hard to rile me..

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Do you like confrontation?
Love it, and I always win.
I don't like it but I can take it.
I don't like it but I'm good at it.
I hate it and can't do it.
What do you eat?
Meat
Mostly veg
Mostly meat
Veg
What landscape do you like?
Plains
Tundra
Mountains
Hills

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How solitary are you?
Very
I like my family.
I like my boo.
I like everyone.
How modern are you?
Not even at all
A little
I am when I need to be.
I am outwardly old-fashioned.
How furry are you?
Just a little
I am somewhat of a bear.
I am so hairy that I could get a fade on my back.
I am hairless.

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Are you adaptable?
No need, I'm too powerful.
Fairly, yes
In small ways
No, I'm set in my ways.
If you went extinct, why would that be?
Hubris
Someone would take me out.
I'd starve.
Accident
Do people often underestimate you?
No, they know I'm formidable as heck.
No, they probably overestimate me.
They over- and underestimate me depending on the situation.
No, they get me.

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Do you believe in live and let live?
No, I like to mes with everyone.
I'd like to, but mainly because I fold under pressure.
Sure, but get in my way and I will mess you up.
Yes, I'm mellow.
What thing really annoys you?
Weakness
Cruelty
People who get in my way
Technology being all over our lives
What think annoys most people, that you don't find annoying at all?
Buskers, I just ignore them.
Delays in traffic - I like to go slow.
I don't mind very cold weather.
I don't mind having to wait ages for my food - I like to savor the anticipation.

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Do you like your family?
Nope
Yes, they are my besties.
Some of them!
I like everyone.
Do you care about your legacy?
Nope
I really want it to be good and I strive toward that.
I am obsessed with it.
I would like it to be good but I don't mind too much.
How famous are you?
Not as much as I deserve.
Very
Somewhat, but under a pseudonym.
I am somewhat, albeit misunderstood.

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Do you have a really cool name?
I sure do!
It's a little dopey but it suits me.
I have more than one.
No one can spell my name!
Do you aspire to have a character in a movie named after you?
No thanks
That'd be sweet.
I would be cool with that.
I don't feel strongly.
What modern animal do you have?
Bird
Pony
Dog
Hamster

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Do you love all mankind?
No, most people suck.
Most people are OK.
About half of people are cool.
Most people are great.
How tolerant are you?
Not at all
Fairly
Somewhat
Very
Are you savage?
Extremely
Not really
I can be.
Only in very extreme circumstances

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