Which R/Relationships Thread Describes Your Ex?

By: Talin Vartanian
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Smiling man Which of these Reddit usernames describes your ex the best?
"IntradouchingMyshelf"
"OnceUponADime"
"UnfinishedSentenc"
"Juilius Sneezer"

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No eye contact Has your ex ever betrayed your trust?
No, but I betrayed their trust.
Yeah, so uncalled for!
Nope
Yes, but it was all in good faith.

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Using laptop If you discussed your past relationship on Reddit, what would they say?
They would tell me to move on.
They would think I'm making it all up because of how crazy my ex was.
They would tell me to brush it off like it's no big deal.
They would be very supportive of me.

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Woman drinking coffee Which of these subreddits describes your current love life?
"r/Instant_regret"
"r/Nonononoyes"
"r/Todayilearned"
"r/listentothis"

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Couple hold each other Let's be honest here — you totally miss your ex, right?
Yeah, I totally do.
Uh, wrong.
I think about them sometimes.
I don't even know anymore.

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Couple at a resort If you had an anonymous Reddit account, what would you say about your ex?
"How do I get them back?"
"They were the worst. Simply the worst."
"We weren't meant to be together."
"Being with them was like a roller coaster ride."

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Couple at the beach Can you name something that you miss about them?
They were really kind and sweet.
They were a wildcard.
They were gorgeous.
They were mysterious but in a good way.

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Woman on bridge How would you describe your overall personality?
Quiet and shy
Right now, I'm feeling confused and overwhelmed.
Bubbly and outgoing
Confident and happy

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Man using smartphone Are you more likely to ask or answer a question on r/relationships?
Both
I like asking questions.
I'm better at answering questions.
I'm not on r/relationships.

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Couple hugging So let's talk about your ex for a moment. What did they look like?
My ex was really pretty.
They were about average in looks.
They were tall and very beautiful.
They weren't a model, but they were definitely cute.

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Thumbs up If your ex saw one of your Reddit posts, would they upvote or downvote it?
Who knows?
Oh, they would totally downvote it.
They're not much of a Reddit person.
They would secretly upvote it.

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Gold coin Which of these Reddit coins would you give to your former significant other?
Reddit Gold
None
Reddit Silver
Reddit Platinum

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Couple hug city Were there any secrets between you two?
Not that I know of.
Ugh, don't even get me started!
I can't remember.
Yes, there were some.

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male friends Who had a bigger social circle: you or them?
Me!
I'm not sure.
Them
We both had pretty large social circles.

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Woman arms crossed Is it easy for you to trust other people?
Yeah, it's pretty easy for me.
Not so much anymore
I guess it depends on the person.
It depends on my mood.

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Woman drinking tea by window Let's say that your ex hurt someone else to do something kind for you. How would you feel about that?
That sounds flattering.
Awful, that's not right.
I don't know, kind of weird I guess.
This actually happened to me, and I still feel confused by it.

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Couple getting coffee If you and your ex were together right now, what's the first thing you would say?
"Hey, how are things?"
"I'll never forget what you did to me."
"Uh ... hi?"
I wouldn't know what to say.

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Break uo So, how did the relationship end?
We just kind of drifted apart.
I broke up with them.
They broke up with me.
It was a mutual decision.

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High school yearbook Which of these yearbook superlatives captures the essence of your past relationship?
Cutest couple
Couple that fights the most
Oddest couple
The couple that should have been, but never was

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Couple kiss snow If you were sent back to the past, what would you change about your relationship?
Nothing at all
I would never have gone out with them.
I would have communicated better.
I would have been more supportive.

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Friends on a hike What kinds of friends give you support in life?
I surround myself with nice people.
I like hanging out with smart people.
No one really gives me advice.
I hang out with all kinds of people.

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Couple looking out If you started a thread about your former ex, how long would it be?
About average in length
Longer than average
It'd be pretty short.
I don't think it would end.

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Couple piggy back ride Were you two compatible in terms of zodiac signs?
I have no idea.
Nope, we were opposites.
I think we were.
I can't remember.

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Couple kiss forehead Which of these seven deadly sins describes your ex the best?
Greed
Wrath
Envy
Pride

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Couple surrounded by flowers How long did the relationship last?
A few years
A few months
A few weeks
Many years

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Couple dating pose How "r/OutOfTheLoop" are you with the dating world now?
I'm kind of in and out of the loop.
I haven't dated anyone in a while.
I'm still in the loop.
Very out of the loop

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The Proposal Which of these r/Movies describes your past relationship?
"Crazy, Stupid, Love"
"The Big Sick"
"Friends With Benefits"
"The Proposal"

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Woman laugh True or false? Laughter is the most important element in a relationship.
True
False
Kind of true?
Who even knows anymore.

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Woman smile at camera Are you able to spot a liar from afar?
Nope
Now I can, but before, I couldn't.
That's my specialty.
I guess it depends on the person.

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US Dollars Did your "r/personalfinance" ever take a tumble during the relationship?
I don't think it did.
Omg, yeah!
A little, but it wasn't that bad.
There were moments of financial distress, but it was worth it.

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