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"Are you ready to dive into the depths of your own morality? Take the Am I Evil Quiz and find out where you truly stand in the great balance of good and evil. Evil is a tricky concept, changing with time and perspective, but this quiz cuts through the noise to provide a clear understanding of your actions.
From the Vikings to the Romans, perspectives on evil have evolved over time. What may have been seen as noble in one era could be considered despicable in another. This quiz uses present-day situations and a solid moral framework to help you determine if your actions align with modern standards of good or evil. Don't leave it up to chance—take the quiz and see where you land on the spectrum.
Unleash your inner philosopher and tackle the Am I Evil Quiz today! Discover the truth about your intentions and actions, free from the bias of history and culture. Are you a force for good, or do you have a darker side lurking beneath the surface? Take the quiz and find out now!
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When you're driving around a neighborhood listening to music in your car, how do you set the volume?
Fairly low, especially if the windows are open.
Loud enough to enjoy it inside the car.
Crank it up!
To eleven.
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What snack would you bring into a movie theater?
Popcorn.
Anything in a crinkly wrapper.
Peanuts.
Cheese puffs.
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When in public, where do you like to stand when checking something on your phone?
As far to the side as possible!
I step out of the middle of the public space.
I'll stop wherever I am to check.
I prefer to stand on or at one end of a flight of stairs.
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If you were in line in a grocery store and saw that the person paying was taking a long time because it was an old man paying with change and the cashier ridiculed him, how would you respond?
I'd pay for the old man and see if I could help in any other long-term way afterward.
I'd reprimand the cashier, but I wouldn't help the man count his money.
I'd laugh at the cashier's joke and gripe on social media about this jerk in line in front of me.
I'd join in the ridicule!
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Which of these is your dream job?
Doctor
Social media manager
Soldier of fortune
Influencer
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What do you do when you get a text while you're behind the wheel?
Wait until I've stopped somewhere to have a look at it.
I might steal a glance at it when it pops up on the screen, provided my phone is mounted on the dash.
I'll read it, but I won't respond.
I'll read it and respond, all without even slowing down.
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What do you call a photo of someone taken by a third party?
A portrait
A pic
A snap
A selfie
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What is the appropriate number of times one dips chips in a communal bowl of salsa?
Zero! Sorry, but it's gross.
Once, but no more! No double dipping!
Double dipping is fine if you haven't slobbered on the chips.
Dip as many times as you want. It's a free country.
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How often do you respond to emails with "TLDR"?
Never. If it's too long, wait until you have the time to read it, and then respond properly.
Very rarely.
About once a week!
I do that all the time.
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Do you discuss your dietary habits with other people?
No.
If they ask, I'll do it, sure.
Yeah! I feel great since I became a Paleorganivegatarian!
Yes, because my diet makes me morally superior.
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What's your approach to card and board games played against children?
I let the kids win, but I try to make it look like I'm playing, even when I'm not.
I play normally, but I'll deliberately tank at the end.
I play to win because I want those kids to learn the lessons of the world!
I will cheat if I have to!
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If you entered an apartment building and saw a wheelchair-bound woman halfway into the doorway of her apartment, crying, how would you respond?
I'd cancel whatever I was doing for the next hour so I could help her and stick around for a while in case she just needs to talk or needs further help.
I'd help her get through the doorway if that's what she wants.
I'd pretend I didn't see her.
I'd point and laugh!
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How do you feel about using disposable plastics, like straws and silverware?
I'd rather not, which is why I have a small set of silverware in my desk at work.
I'm okay with it, if there's no other option available.
I'd prefer it, since I don't know if the place I'm eating did a good job washing their silverware.
I only use disposable straws and silverware because I think it makes the food taste better.
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Do you ever finish asking questions with "yes"?
No, that's super weird.
I have once or twice, and I felt strange about it.
Yes, because people are silly and sometimes you need to implicitly tell them to answer with a "yes."
Of course I do. You end all questions with a "yes," yes?
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How do you prefer to take internet meetings?
I set up a paid service for everyone so it makes it easy on everyone else.
I look for the service that everyone can use and that is free, even if it data mines us.
I have a favorite but not everyone uses it.
With the proprietary software on my brand of phone. To Hell with people who don't use it.
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How do you distribute files to workmates?
I use a cloud service that is free and that everyone else can use and has a history function.
I use a paid service with no history function.
I use a fairly obscure service that is technically better, even if you have to learn how to use it to actually make it work better.
By long email chains with subjects like "last, last, final, final, really the last draft."
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How do you plug in your device charger when you're using a public outlet?
I plug my charger into a splitter which I plug into the outlet.
I plug into whichever outlet is free.
I plug it into the bottom one and plug another charger into the top one with a cable running into my bag, even if there's nothing on the other end.
I plug it into the top outlet to block the bottom one so no one else will sit near me.
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When leaving a hotel, what do you tip the staff, assuming they did a good job?
About five or ten dollars a night, depending on the quality of the hotel.
Five dollars a night.
Five dollars.
Nothing! I paid for my room, that pays their salaries!
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Assuming you aren't allergic to them, how do you feel about dogs?
They're truly innocent, sweet creatures.
They're the friendliest!
They're very loyal!
They're awful little monsters. I hate them.
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What do you do to make the world a better place?
I volunteer my time and money for charities.
I give to charity sometimes.
I don't litter.
Nothing. It's not my business.
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What do you do when you finish eating dinner with your spouse or partner?
Bus the table and do the dishes, including running the dishwasher.
Bus the table and put things in the dishwasher.
Put everything in the sink.
I tell them to clean up while I watch TV.
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Which of these gym habits do you find the most tolerable?
Playing music so loud I can hear it even though it's coming through someone else's headphones
Using equipment other than treadmills etc. for more than fifteen minutes
Not wiping off equipment
Leaving used towels all over the place
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What's your must-have when traveling by airplane?
A nice pair of headphones
A carry-on bag that is exactly as large as is allowed, to the max
A huge tablet computer
A homemade tuna salad sandwich
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What are the left lanes for on a four-lane highway?
Passing other cars
Passing other cars or driving much faster than everyone else
Driving fast! Duh!
It's just another lane, no different from the right lane. Drive slowly in the left lane if you like!
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How much talking is appropriate by audience members when watching a live play or musical?
None
A little, if whispered and rare
A little, so long as it's not shouting or anything
I'd rather people just text each other, with their phones' brightness turned up all the way.
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What star rating would you give a driver, assuming their service was perfectly acceptable?
Five, of course. Why drag down their average?
Four, if it's just average.
You mean it could have been better? Three stars.
Look, if all this person did was get me from point A to point B without any major problems or nice surprises, I'm not rating them at all.
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If you were riding a bicycle in the evening, how would you set your bike's headlight?
To just bright enough that I can see the road and be seen.
To whatever the normal setting is.
To the brightest possible setting, so I can see!
To strobe, so I'm noticed!
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Which was the best "Star Wars" movie?
"The Empire Strikes Back"
"The Christmas Special"
"Attack of The Clones"
"The Force Awakens"
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What is the average number of selfies you take per day?
Not even one
One
Three
More than five
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If you saw a man bullying another man about his weight in public, what would you do?
Tell the bully to stop it and pronounce a moral judgement on him.
Yell "Stop!" or the like, and keep walking.
If the bullying is funny, I'm going to laugh.
Reprimand the bully for being stupid, and then show him how to properly bully someone by doing a better job of bullying the overweight man.
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