Which Greek God or Goddess Are You?

By: Olivia Cantor

Which Greek God or Goddess Are You?
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About This Quiz

Greek mythology has always fascinated people who love unusual stories, great adventures, and mythical creatures. Are you any of the many gods or goddesses that they have in there? This quiz can help you determine that!

For centuries, there have been many kinds of personalities in these mythical stories that storytellers have used as archetypes for their own characters, as inspiration for their own stories, or as a jumping-off point to create something new or updated. Take literature and the movies as examples. Global pop culture has always been inspired by the many elements that happen in these Greek myths. Do you remember the Percy Jackson book series? They were even turned into films. You can see there how the author was able to modernize some of the Greek myth elements, characters, and story lines to fit our modern-day world and concerns. That's really awesome.

Now, do you remember the naughty gods, the sultry goddesses and the character traits they have? Who knows, you may be sharing these traits with them, and you just don't know it. So let's take this fun personality quiz, and see who matches with you, OK?

Let's go!

Do you appreciate all kinds of music?
Most definitely! All genres covered.
Only the hard rock ones, especially when I’m angry!
I prefer the moody ones, like those good enough for sexy time tunes!
The cadence of well-trained soldiers is music to my ears!

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Are you generally or occasionally an angry person?
Anger will lead to no good. No.
Only if people challenge me! I can bring them war!
Anger makes a person ugly, so I won’t go for that!
Just occasionally, but only when in battle with someone stupid. I’m angry at stupidity!

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Do you indulge in various pleasures of the flesh?
If they’re connected to artistic endeavors, why not?
Defeating an enemy in battle is my idea of pleasure!
Pleasure is my middle name, hon, so yeah!
I’m great with intellectual masturbation or intellectual intercourse ...

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Do you believe that a woman can be a great warrior?
Of course! All genders are equal to my eye.
Why not? I need all the warriors I can get, if I’m going to battle often!
Everyone could be a warrior, but love is more important than fighting!
Hello, of course! Look at me! Rawr!

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Are you into some kind of sports, whether for recreational or competition purposes?
Yes. I appreciate being engaged in such a manner from time to time.
Warfare is no sport! But I want to win!
I’m a fan of the horizontal tango more. Does that count?
Competition is better! Yes, challenge yourself, always!

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Do you have a temper?
No. I believe in peaceful co-existence and harmony.
Yes! So don’t even talk to me before I’ve had my morning coffee …
Why display a temper when you can display sensuality instead?
If you have a plan, you don’t need a temper in engaging …

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Do you think outer beauty is more important than inner beauty!
Both should be taken care of, for holistic healing.
Sure, as long as people are willing to go with me to a fight, and not worry about messing their looks!
Both are important, to make a person holistically beautiful!
It could have its uses, but smartness still trumps them both …

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Do you like to make elaborate plans before engaging in certain actions?
Sure, but a good intuition always helps, too …
Bah, such as waste of time! Just charge and charge and chaaarrrge!
Well, seduction has its own plans, but it's nice to be spontaneous in bed, too ...
Of course! An action without a plan is a useless and fruitless exercise!

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Is your intuition about things very accurate?
On point! I am prophetic to a fault!
If that's the same as knee-jerk reactions, then fine, I'm good to battle!
My gut feeling if someone likes me or desires me always works ...
If you thought out things well, you don’t need intuition to warn you about things …

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Are you some sort of war freak in daily life?
That gets tiring, so no.
Yes! And I don’t care what others say!
Love freak is more like it, or a superfreak, as Rick James sang ...
Not really. Even smart warriors need to take a rest from warlike attitude …

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Are you flirty, from time to time?
If it involves artistic exchanges, then I can indulge in that kind of flirting …
If that will help defeat the enemy during battle, then go for it!
Honey, I am flirty all the time!
I am attracted more to intelligence or people who are attracted to my intelligence, so if that’s the way to flirt, I’m using that!

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Will you counsel or mentor someone with a fighting potential?
I’d rather mentor someone with artistic potentia
No time for mentoring! Just come with me to the fight, and learn on the ground!
I'd rather bed someone with sexual potential.
Yes! I believe in sharing my strategies of survival – everyone should have them!

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Do you believe more in physical healing or spiritual healing?
Both! I believe in the wholeness of healing.
Healing is important if one is wounded in battle. But it better be fast, so we can fight again!
Well, I am a fan of sexual healing myself.
If you’re intelligent enough, you don’t really need to heal much!

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Will you immediately charge a person who did you wrong?
I’d rather focus on my own healing first than give way to anger.
Yes! I don’t back out of any fight!
I'd rather do some seducing ...
Of course not. One has to think these things through first, engage civilly, then arrive at the proper course of action.

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Do you believe the song “All You Need is Love?”
Sure. We also need appreciation for artistic endeavors, as well as health.
Yes, I love war! If that's what you're talking about ...
That’s like my motto! Everybody needs love!
We also need wisdom, if we want that love to last.

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Are you a book lover?
Yes, I appreciate the high art type of literary work.
The Art of War is my Bible, that's it.
Read to me in bed, sure ...
Yes! I crave all kinds of knowledge!

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Do you hate liars or lying, especially when done by people close to you?
I am not a fan of liars, sorry. So yes, I hate that!
Argh yes! Especially if it's to take advantage over a fight, where I will lose!
If it's done out of love, I can consider it, depending on the context.
I hate it, but I always catch it, because I'm smarter than liars.

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Are you willing to listen to someone’s side before getting mad at them, for some reason?
Of course! That move leads to better understanding and, eventually, peace.
No! If they’re wrong, they’re wrong! End of discussion!
It's OK. But if we fight about it, can we have make-up sex after?
Always. Reason should always be given a priority, and decide when all facts are clear and laid out.

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Do you think single people are also capable of (having) love?
Surely. They might be artists busy with their craft, so that’s another kind of love there …
Better! Because they will love the battlefield, and they won't get homesick when sent to war.
Of course! Loving one’s self is actually an important kind of love.
Everyone is capable of anything, if they only put their mind to it. Mind over matter, always.

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Do you love learning new things?
Absolutely, especially things related to the humanities.
Yes, especially if new information leads to new strategies in fighting, which will lead to me winning.
I love learning new things to do in bed with new lovers, yes ...
Yes! One’s intelligence should always be enhanced.

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Do you have one person in the world you’re closest to, like a partner or a BFF?
Yes! We’re like twins in many aspects!
Does my best general count? I need a reliable person during battle.
Sure, I can do monogamy that way...
Of course. I need a trusted aide by my side, all the time...

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Do you get easily irritated, or does it take more to irritate you?
I’m more of a peace-loving person, so I try not to get irritated.
My battle mode is always on, so yeah, don’t irritate me, even the slightest bit!
Well, coitus interruptus is the only thing that irritates me sometimes ...
I only get irritated when a plan doesn't work to my advantage ... but after that, I move on to the next plan!

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Are you OK with people reinventing relationships, like speed dating, having mutual understandings only, or even just being FWBs?
Whatever works for them to achieve artistic insight and healing, it’s OK to try.
Bah, who needs those things if you can't win in any battle!
It doesn’t matter how you get it, but yeah, whatever works for certain people, I’m loving it!
Whatever works! I am a fan of sapiosexuals myself.

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Do you have patience with people who are not so smart?
I am patient with all kinds of people, as this leads to peace and harmony.
Why, they better not be dumb in warfare or I’ll kill them myself!
As long as they're kind and loving, and also good in bed, they're OK.
Ugh, I hate morons, sorry. Hopeless.

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Even if you’re a peace-loving person, would you say that you can also “hex” someone if so inclined?
Of course! Kindness has its limits sometimes, especially when certain people push you repeatedly.
Who says I’m peace-loving?
Oh, I can play the spurned lover bit as well, so beware ...
No need for hexes if you plan things well with the right strategy applied in a particular situation ...

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Will you go head to head with someone without a strategy?
Why go head to head with someone at all? Harmony, people, harmony is healing!
Of course! I am great at winging it – and my anger fuels me enough!
Well, spontaneity in love and sex is also a good thing to spice things up, so why not ...
No way! You have to plan these things better, to always come out the winner!

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Are you OK with public displays of affection, done by any kind of couple?
I guess a little “harmony” in that manner won’t hurt.
If it will help destroy the enemy, why not!
If it will inspire people to love one another more, I’m all for it!
To each his or her own, and I'm intelligent enough to understand that.

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Do you like equally smart people?
I appreciate someone with good faculties, especially if they’re art smart.
Only if they're battling for my side!
It would be great sexual chemistry, so sure!
Yes! I have no patience for dumbness. No excuses!

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Do you also care for the rule of law, under any circumstances!
Of course! Laws are there to govern our lives to be better, to have harmony and world peace.
Ya gotta bend some to win some, especially during war times, ya know ...
Sure, why not? If it helps people to be more loving, then I'm all for it.
Of course. Justice should always be served at all costs, and laws help enact fairness.

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Do you believe in the message of the song “What The World Needs Now is Love?”
It always does, for proper healing, and of course -- world peace! So yes, I believe it, for this reason.
I don't really believe in this kind of thing, especially if it won't defeat the enemy.
Yes, now more than ever, the world definitely needs more love to make it go ‘round better!
The world also needs intelligence to go with that love thing; the better to live with.

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