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About This Quiz
A Newsie always says, "It ain't lyin'. It's just improvin' the truth a little". Do you think you have what it takes to carry the banner? Take our quiz to find out which Newsie lives within your own soul!
What's your ideal Friday night?
Reading a book.
Playing cards with friends.
Sketching art on the high line.
Netflix marathon.
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Which Newsie song do you often find yourself singing?
"Santa Fe"
"The World Will Know"
"Carrying the Banner"
"Brooklyn's Here"
When you're the king of New York, what would you ask for?
Pair of new shoes with matching laces.
Pastrami on rye with a sour pickle.
Solid gold watch with a chain to twirl.
Barbershop haircut that cost a quarter.
If you were to join a theater production, what would be your role?
Director.
I'd be the lead actor.
I do my best work behind the scenes.
I would design the costumes.
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Would you sell your soul to the devil?
It depends on what they're offering.
Better the devil you know than the devil you don't.
Nah, probably not.
I'd at least consider it.
Are you vocal about your beliefs, even if they're dissenting?
About certain issues, yeah.
I don't feel a need to vocalize my beliefs.
Especially if they're dissenting.
It depends on my mood.
Do you believe street smarts or book smarts are more important?
Street smart.
Both are important.
I think internet smarts are more relevant these days.
Book smarts.
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How many books have you read in the last year?
At least 30.
12-15.
One to 11.
I don't have time to read.
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Do you wear glasses?
I wear nonprescription glasses to look smarter.
I wear them for reading.
I wear contacts.
No glasses for me.
Are you more of an introvert or an extrovert?
It depends on the situation.
I'm more of an introvert.
I am not sure which one.
I'm a total extrovert.
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Do you have a good memory?
I can remember things I've seen.
My memory is pretty good.
My memory needs some work.
I think it's about average.
What is the first thing you do when you get to work?
I turn on the lights.
I listen to my voicemail.
I read my email.
I make coffee.
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What do you do when it rains?
Walk around with a newspaper on my head.
Sing.
Dance.
Get inside fast!
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When you arrive at a party you make an entrance by:
Just walking in, what else would you do?
Waltz in wearing your best!
Introducing yourself and handing out business cards to everyone currently in attendance.
Immediately start cracking jokes with anyone who will listen.
When is it acceptable to lie?
Anytime, so long no one finds out.
Only white lies are okay.
For the most part never, unless it might save someone's life.
It's never okay to lie.
How do you react when someone is mean to you?
Punch them.
Cry.
Plot revenge.
Stand up to them with words!
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Who do you turn to when you have a problem?
Myself.
My family.
Friends.
The internet or reading material.
Are you good at fixing stuff?
Yes!
Nope!
I prefer to make something new with old parts, so I can't say it'll be reliable.
I pay people to fix stuff.
How do you like to dance?
Something slow, maybe a waltz.
Upbeat but classy.
Bump and grind is the only way to go.
I don't dance.
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What's the worst thing you've ever done?
I stole something.
I killed someone.
I ate someone else's food.
I plead the fifth.
What's the best way to become rich?
Get lucky.
To become a football player.
Work hard.
Win the lottery.
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