Men: Which Street Style Is Best For You?

By: Zoe Samuel
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Who do you want to impress?
Cool people
Rich people
Nobody
Creative people

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Whose good opinion is of absolutely no value to you?
Republicans
Poor people
Rich people
Boring people

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Do you care about being on trend?
Yes, of course.
I prefer to be stylish than trendy.
I do not care one bit.
It is the most important thing in my life.

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Do you ever wish men would dress with the same variety that women often do?
Sometimes, yes.
Often, yes.
Nope.
I don't wish. I act.

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Do you own any makeup?
A little, yes.
Who told you?
No.
All of it, yes.

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Do you know how to blow-dry your own hair?
Yes, in a few different ways.
I have a person I pay to do that.
I don't think men's hair works that way.
I'm pretty good with a paddle brush.

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Do you live somewhere with very changeable weather?
Yes, I have to layer!
Not really.
Yes, it gets cold, and then very cold.
I'm inside most of the time so it doesn't matter.

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How do you get to work?
Bike
Car
Truck
Transit

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What sort of work do you do?
Arts
Finance
Manual labor
Fashion

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Do you often go from work to other events without time to change?
There's always time to change.
Yes, most days.
Why would I change?
I always have a few options on me.

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What's your body type?
Dadbod.
Sleek and athletic.
Husky.
Slim.

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What's your number one hobby?
Shuffleboard
Sailing
Gaming
Karaoke

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Are you actively dating right now?
I'm trying to!
I'm serious with one person.
I'm married.
I'm dating all the people, and yet, none of the people.

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If you are dating, what sort of person are you looking for?
Someone cool and fun who gets me.
Someone educated and ambitious who can match me.
Someone kind and sweet who loves me.
I'm not.

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How much money do you want to spend on your looks?
More than is wise, given my income and the instability in my industry, but still not much.
More than most people live on, because I can.
As little as possible.
All of it!

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What sort of workout do you do?
Going to the gym.
Martial arts with a trainer.
My job gives me all I need.
Swimming.

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How much time is too much to spend on your appearance?
More than 40 minutes per day.
More than 25 minutes.
More than 10 minutes.
More than an hour plus a few touch-ups later on.

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Do you know how to accessorize?
I think so.
No but I want to.
No and I don't want to.
Of course, darling.

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Can you grow a full beard?
Yes, it is a fine and pretty beard.
No, but don't tell anyone.
Yes, it is bushy and big.
Yes, but it is not very thick.

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Do you like attracting attention?
Sometimes, yes.
Only from a certain class of person.
No.
Yes! All the time, from everyone!

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How whimsical are you?
A smidge.
More than you'd think. For example, I have a very coquettish lining inside this jacket.
Not a bit.
Immensely.

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Who is your historical style inspiration?
James Franco
Beau Brummell
I don't have one.
Billy Porter

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Do you ever wish someone would just tell you what do wear so you don't have to think about it?
No, I like thinking about it.
Yes, I want to hire someone for that.
Yes, my partner does and it's the best.
No thanks.

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How outdoorsy are you?
A little.
More than you would think.
Entirely.
Not at all.

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Do you own any pets?
Yes, a ferret.
No.
Yes, two large dogs.
Yes, a dog and a parakeet.

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When you go out in the evening, where are you most likely to go?
Bar
Fine dining
Tailgate
Dancing

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What store do you still visit in person?
West Elm
Cartier
Wal-Mart
Anything vintage.

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What palette are you most comfortable with?
Earth tones!
Black and white!
Blue jeans and a T-shirt!
Jewel tones!

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Do you usually change after work?
Always.
Yes, usualy.
Only if I am dirty.
No.

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Do you hang out around kids often?
Sometimes.
Only my own.
Yes, most days.
Rarely.

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