What Type of Bear Are You?

By: Teresa M.
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
What Type of Bear Are You?
Image: Collage; Moon bear, Grizzly Bear, Spirit Bear

About This Quiz

Fuzzy and ferocious, bears around the world have a lot in common, but they also have a lot of differences. Take the quiz to find out exactly what type of bear you are!
What is your favorite type of food?
Meat.
I like all food equally.
Fish.
Fruit.

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Which cartoon bear do you like most?
Paddington Bear.
Yogi Bear.
Rupert Bear.
Baloo the Bear.

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What do you think the phrase "don't poke the bear" means?
It means don't upset the apple cart.
If you're at Yellowstone, it means don't poke the bear!
It means leave grumpy people alone.
I've never heard that phrase.

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What is your favorite seafood?
Scallops
Salmon
Shrimp
I don't eat fish.

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Does it surprise you to know that Koalas are not really bears?
That is surprising.
I think I read that somewhere.
That can't be true.
I don't get surprised by much.

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Where would you most like to vacation?
Beijing
Las Vegas
Tokyo
Honolulu

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If you encountered a bear on a hike, what would you do?
I would pee my pants.
I would slowly back away.
I would yell at the bear.
I would call 9-1-1.

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Which character from "Goldilocks and the Three Bears" are you?
Goldilocks.
Mama Bear.
Papa Bear.
Baby Bear.

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Which kind of fruit do you like most?
Plums.
Apples.
Blueberries.
Jackfruit.

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Which word best describes your diet?
Gluttonous.
Healthy.
Strict.
Yummy.

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Have you ever seen a bear in the wild?
I've only seen bears at the zoo.
I've been bear hunting.
I have seen one in the wild.
I've only seen bears on television.

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If you went camping, what would you fear the most?
I fear nothing.
Bears.
Spiders.
Snakes.

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How do you feel about bearskin rugs?
I want one.
I have one.
They are cruel.
I prefer shag rugs.

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Which animal might be your spirit animal?
Bear.
Rattlesnake.
Skunk.
Sloth.

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What kind of bear would you make at a Build-a-Bear workshop?
Princess Bear.
Firefighter Bear.
Cheerleader Bear.
Nurse Bear.

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How do you feel about cats?
I hate cats.
They are okay.
I love cats!
I have cats.

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Which bear's coat do you like most?
Black Bear.
Koala Bear.
Polar Bear.
Panda Bear.

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Did you have a teddy bear as a child?
I still have teddy bears.
I did have a favorite bear.
I have many stuffed animals.
I don't remember that far back.

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How would your coworkers describe your grooming habits?
They'd say I'm clean.
They'd say I'm unkempt.
They'd say I'm neat.
They'd say I'm shaggy.

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Do you think you are aggressive?
I am slightly food aggressive.
If I need to be aggressive, I will.
I prefer not to be aggressive, but I will defend myself.
I am far too laid back to be aggressive.

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What kind of weather do you prefer?
Hot and steamy.
Warm and windy.
Rainy and foggy
Tropical.

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Are you a good fisher?
I can fish, but I'm not great at it.
I'm an expert fisher.
I can hold my own with a net.
I have never been fishing.

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Are you a good swimmer?
I swim like a rock.
I'll swim if I must.
I'm a great swimmer.
I'm okay at swimming.

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How do you feel about caviar?
Gross!
Yum!
Who would pay that kind of money for fish eggs?
It's a snobby food.

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Which of the four elements are you ruled by?
Earth.
Fire.
Wind.
Water.

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Is the bear your favorite wild animal?
I prefer wild horses.
Bears are my thing.
I love big cats.
I am a huge fan of elephants.

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Does a bear really go in the woods?
Of course!
I guess it depends on where the bear lives.
No, they use porta potties.
What do you mean by go in the woods?

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Are you easily angered?
I do have a lot of pet peeves.
I only get angry when necessary.
I am easy to provoke.
Not at all.

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If you had a pet bear, what trick would you want it to do?
I'd want it to fetch me a beer.
I'd want it to juggle.
I'd want it to ride a unicycle.
I'd want it to scare my neighbors on command.

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What kind of bear do you think you are?
A polar bear.
A teddy bear.
A black bear.
A Kermode bear.

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