Answer These Kinky Questions And We'll Guess Which Female Celebrity You Want To Sleep With!

By: Ian Fortey

Answer These Kinky Questions And We'll Guess Which Female Celebrity You Want To Sleep With!
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About This Quiz

For years now couples have played a fun and mostly innocent little game where they let each other have a "freebie" list — that list of celebrities that the other person couldn't get mad at you for sleeping with if the chance ever arose. Obviously, it's all fantasy because how would any of us ever meet these people in the first place and, even if we did, how presumptuous is it to ever assume this total stranger would have any interest in fulfilling that fantasy with us? But that is part of the fun of fantasy — it ignores reality so you can focus just on the good parts for a little while. And there's no harm in being attracted to someone and imagining what it might be like to be with them; that's just normal human behavior.

A lot of the people who get to be famous in this world are incredibly attractive, which certainly lends itself to the idea of fantasies, but there has to be more to it than just looks. There has to be a little extra something that really gets your interest. Why not answer a few kinky questions for us and see if we can't guess which female celebrity gets your blood pumping? Take the quiz, and let's find out!

What would you say is the best use for some chocolate sauce?
Ice cream sundae
Wouldn't you like to know?
An indulgent treat
There are so many uses.

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If the bedroom is off limits, what's the next best room in the house to have some naughty fun?
The living room
The kitchen
The bathroom
How many rooms do you have?

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You know what's popular these days? Sexting. Ever tried?
I prefer showing off in person.
When the mood strikes
All the time
Once or twice

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Does the idea of a nude beach hold any interest for you?
I have to say no.
Maybe a private beach
Absolutely!
I could see that happening sometime.

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Forget the beach for a second, and let's just head to the pool. Are you down for skinny dipping in private?
I'd rather keep it indoors.
If there's enough privacy, sure.
You don't have to ask me twice.
That sounds like fun.

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Would you ever go to an adult store by yourself to buy a toy?
Never
That's what the internet is for.
Sure, why not?
I'd rather go with my partner.

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Do you have a list of celebrities you'd want to sleep with if you ever got the chance?
Not written down or anything
I've thought about it before.
I do. And it's long.
Yes, my partner and I made lists for fun once.

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Have you ever bitten a partner before?
I have not.
Only because they asked me to
Yep
Once or twice

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Are you the kind of person who might make a homemade sex tape sometime?
I doubt it.
It's unlikely but you never know.
I am and I have.
I could see myself doing that.

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So you're out at the club dancing with a perfect stranger and really enjoying their company. Any chance the two of you are going home together?
I just met them? No chance.
Super unlikely
A very good chance
It's possible if we're clicking.

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How are you going to react if your partner asks you for a spanking one day?
Yeah, no thanks
I think I could make that happen.
Barehanded or paddle?
Do I get a turn?

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Has role-playing ever been a part of your sex life?
Not my style
No, but I'm open to it.
Most definitely
I've tried it out a few times.

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Any chance you'd use ice to heighten some sensation in the bedroom?
It's possible.
If my partner was into it, sure.
I love doing things like that.
Who has time to grab ice?

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Any chance you've ever kissed or made out with someone whose name you didn't even know?
No chance at all
Not that I can recall
Yeah, a few times
A long time ago

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Do you openly discuss your fantasies with your partner?
Not all of them
The ones I want to act on, yes.
I am an open book.
I like to keep a few things to myself.

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Do you and your partner like to watch dirty movies together?
I'm not really into that.
We don't need to.
Yes, we do.
Sometimes we have them on in the background.

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What are your thoughts on the swingers lifestyle?
I thought that was a thing from the '70s.
Not my cup of tea
I am into it.
I'd like to know more about it.

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Some of us are more experienced than others. What about you, how many partners have you had?
Less than five
Less than 15
I lost count.
Less than 30

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How do you feel about sex on the beach?
No, thank you
I like the drink.
Yes, please!
If you have some privacy and some towels, sure.

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Would you ever invite a third person into the bedroom?
Two is enough, thanks.
It's possible.
Third, fourth ... I'm open to anything.
Sure!

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Have you ever had a partner suggest anything that was too kinky for you?
Yes
Not often, but it's happened.
Not yet
If they're into stuff I'm not, I'll just say so.

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What would you say is the sexiest fruit?
Fruit isn't super sexy to me.
Peaches
Cherries
Strawberries

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How do you think you'd react if you found out your partner was cheating?
We'd have to have a long talk.
I'm dumping their ass.
Why wasn't I invited to join in?
I might revenge cheat.

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Any chance you'd be down with using a blindfold?
There is not.
That could be fun.
I already have one.
I'd get my partner to wear it.

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Have you ever read the Kama Sutra?
No
I've perused it.
I own it.
I'm familiar with the good parts.

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Do you own any massage oil that, strictly speaking, isn't for therapeutic massages?
No
I've tried it in the past.
I have lots of stuff like that.
I do but I actually like using it for massages.

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Are you into bondage at all?
Not for me, thanks.
A little light stuff sometimes
Yes!
I like to be the one tying people up.

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Would you say you're more dominant or submissive in the bedroom?
Neither
I'm more of a switch.
Submissive
Dominant for sure

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Ever bought any sexy lingerie for the benefit of your partner?
It's not really my thing.
Well, it's for my benefit first, but they get to enjoy it also.
Tons!
Now and then, yeah

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Are you a master of dirty talk?
It's not something I do often.
I think I'm OK.
I can do pretty well.
I practically invented dirty talk.

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