Play a Game of "Would You Rather" and We'll Guess Where You Fall on the Scale From Vanilla to Kinky

By: Teresa McGlothlin

Play a Game of "Would You Rather" and We'll Guess Where You Fall on the Scale From Vanilla to Kinky
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About This Quiz

Whether you realize it or not, there's a scale out there that can measure your level of kinkiness. From vanilla to kinky, the way you are behind closed doors is bound to fall somewhere on that scale. After you play this game of "Would You Rather" with us, we'll be able to tell you exactly where you rank. 

As we steam up the windows of this "Would You Rather" quiz, we are going to need to know exactly what you prefer. When you read our question, take a moment to ponder the responses. Then, choose the response that you would actually rather do, have, or say in real life. The only way to accurately guess where you fall on the kink-o-meter is to receive honest and truthful answers. 

You might not be the type to find getting busy in a moving car exactly your speed, but there might be something else you would rather do. Tell us about the things you would rather do, and we'll know you better than your last partner. Would you rather be a prude, or would you rather let us have some fun by guessing where you are on the kinky scale? We know what we would rather you do!

Would you rather have a foot massage or a back massage?
I would rather have other things massaged.
I would prefer a back rub.
I would prefer the foot massage.
I don't like massages.

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Would you rather have the lights on or the lights off?
I would rather have them on.
It depends on my mood.
I'm good either way.
I would rather have them off.

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Would you rather use "bunny" or "snake" as a safe word?
I would rather use "snake."
I would choose a different word.
I would rather use "bunny."
What's a safe word?

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Would you rather have a one-night stand or an FWB?
I'll take one of each.
I would prefer the friend with benefits.
I prefer one-night stands.
I prefer a real relationship.

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Would you rather have a steamy dream about your boss or about your best friend?
I would like a dream with both of them.
I would prefer my best friend.
I'll take my boss.
I would rather dream about ice cream.

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Would you rather take chocolate sauce or whipped cream into the bedroom?
I would prefer strawberry sauce.
I would prefer the whipped cream.
I would take the chocolate sauce.
Food has no place in the bedroom.

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Would you rather use handcuffs or silk ties?
I like either one.
I would prefer the silk ties.
I would prefer the handcuffs.
I'll pass on both.

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Would you rather get busy in a restaurant bathroom or a parked car?
I have done both.
I would prefer the car.
I would rather use the restaurant bathroom.
I would prefer to get busy in my bed.

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Would you rather be on the top or on the bottom?
I'm good either way.
I prefer the top.
I like the bottom.
I would rather not answer.

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Would you rather sleep with an ex or a coworker?
My ex is my coworker.
I would rather sleep with an ex.
I would rather sleep with a coworker.
I would rather become a monk or a nun.

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Would you rather have a post-encounter sandwich or a smoke?
I would rather leave.
I would rather have the sandwich.
I would prefer the smoke.
I would prefer a nap.

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Would you rather get busy in the morning or the afternoon?
Anytime is good with me.
I prefer the late evening.
I would rather get busy in the morning.
I prefer getting busy in the afternoon.

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Would you rather watch or be watched?
I'm fine with either.
I wouldn't like either.
I would rather be watched.
I would rather watch.

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Would you rather watch a porn film or make your own film?
I can do both at the same time.
I would rather make my own film.
I would rather watch a porn film.
I would rather not do either.

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Would your rather be submissive or dominant in the sack?
I would rather be dominant.
It depends on my partner.
It depends on my mood.
I would rather be submissive.

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Would you rather wear sexy lingerie or a leather bodysuit?
I would rather be nude.
I would rather wear lingerie.
I'll take the leather body suit.
I would rather wear my normal pajamas.

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Would you rather have your hair pulled or your back scratched?
I'm fine with either.
I would rather have my hair pulled.
I would rather have my back scratched.
I would rather be caressed.

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Would you rather be spanked or teased?
I like to have both at once.
I prefer to be teased.
I prefer to be spanked.
I don't like either one.

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Would you rather be known as a prude or promiscuous?
I don't care what others think.
I would rather be known as sensible.
I would rather be known as promiscuous.
I would rather be known as a prude.

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Would you rather have hot wax or hot oil dripped on you?
They both feel nice.
I would prefer the hot oil.
I would prefer the hot wax.
I don't want anything dripped on me.

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Would you prefer to get busy in the kitchen or the living room?
I like to try every room.
I would prefer the living room.
I would prefer the kitchen.
I prefer my bedroom.

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Would you rather leave your socks on or your shirt?
I don't like to leave anything on.
I would rather leave my socks on.
I would rather leave my shirt on.
I would rather leave both on.

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Would you rather make someone breakfast or make them dinner?
I don't cook.
I would rather make them dinner.
I would rather make them breakfast.
Someone needs to make me some food.

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Would you rather wear a mask or be blindfolded?
I would rather not wear either.
I would rather be blindfolded.
I would rather wear a mask.
I'm fine with either one.

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Would you rather eat garlic or sushi before getting busy?
I would rather have ribs.
I would rather have sushi.
I don't eat either one.
I would rather have garlic.

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Would you rather take a shower before or after a date?
I would rather shower before.
I would rather shower after.
I prefer to do both.
It depends on the date.

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Would you rather watch someone eat a banana or an ice cream cone?
They are both kind of sexy.
I don't like watching people eat.
I would rather watch someone eat a banana.
I guess I'll take the ice cream cone.

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Would you rather marry your last ex or be single forever?
I would prefer to be single forever.
I guess I'm marrying my ex.
I would rather marry my current partner.
I would rather be engaged forever.

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Would you rather have a vibrating toy or a pulsating toy?
I have plenty of both.
I prefer the vibrating toys.
I like the pulsating toys better.
Adults do not need toys.

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Would you rather have phone sex or video chat sex?
I like them both.
I prefer phone sex.
I prefer to video chat.
I don't really care for either one.

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