Play a Game of "Would You Rather" and We'll Guess Where You Fall on the Scale From Vanilla to Kinky

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By: Teresa McGlothlin

5 Min Quiz

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About This Quiz

Whether you realize it or not, there's a scale out there that can measure your level of kinkiness. From vanilla to kinky, the way you are behind closed doors is bound to fall somewhere on that scale. After you play this game of "Would You Rather" with us, we'll be able to tell you exactly where you rank. 

As we steam up the windows of this "Would You Rather" quiz, we are going to need to know exactly what you prefer. When you read our question, take a moment to ponder the responses. Then, choose the response that you would actually rather do, have, or say in real life. The only way to accurately guess where you fall on the kink-o-meter is to receive honest and truthful answers. 

You might not be the type to find getting busy in a moving car exactly your speed, but there might be something else you would rather do. Tell us about the things you would rather do, and we'll know you better than your last partner. Would you rather be a prude, or would you rather let us have some fun by guessing where you are on the kinky scale? We know what we would rather you do!

Would you rather have a foot massage or a back massage?

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Would you rather have the lights on or the lights off?

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Would you rather use "bunny" or "snake" as a safe word?

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Would you rather have a one-night stand or an FWB?

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Would you rather have a steamy dream about your boss or about your best friend?

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Would you rather take chocolate sauce or whipped cream into the bedroom?

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Would you rather use handcuffs or silk ties?

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Would you rather get busy in a restaurant bathroom or a parked car?

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Would you rather be on the top or on the bottom?

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Would you rather sleep with an ex or a coworker?

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Would you rather have a post-encounter sandwich or a smoke?

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Would you rather get busy in the morning or the afternoon?

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Would you rather watch or be watched?

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Would you rather watch a porn film or make your own film?

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Would your rather be submissive or dominant in the sack?

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Would you rather wear sexy lingerie or a leather bodysuit?

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Would you rather have your hair pulled or your back scratched?

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Would you rather be spanked or teased?

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Would you rather be known as a prude or promiscuous?

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Would you rather have hot wax or hot oil dripped on you?

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Would you prefer to get busy in the kitchen or the living room?

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Would you rather leave your socks on or your shirt?

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Would you rather make someone breakfast or make them dinner?

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Would you rather wear a mask or be blindfolded?

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Would you rather eat garlic or sushi before getting busy?

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Would you rather take a shower before or after a date?

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Would you rather watch someone eat a banana or an ice cream cone?

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Would you rather marry your last ex or be single forever?

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Would you rather have a vibrating toy or a pulsating toy?

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Would you rather have phone sex or video chat sex?

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