Can We Guess If You Are a Wolf, Bear, or Lion?

By: Teresa McGlothlin
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Can We Guess If You Are a Wolf, Bear, or Lion?
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About This Quiz

Bear with us! If you were not the ferocious type, you would be taking one of our Disney princess quizzes. The trouble is - getting to know if you are a bear, a wolf, or a lion is going to be a little tricky. While each beast has unique traits, their primal instincts rule their worlds. Our job is to find out which one of them you are when you are not taking any mess! 

As we go through this quiz, we are going to need to get inside the way you think. Are you the type that sits and waits to pounce, or are you more likely to be found bathing in an outdoor pool while frightened homeowners make viral videos? Every answer you supply goes a little way to helping us find your spirit beast. 

Don't be afraid to tell it like it is! Would a wolf sugarcoat a rabbit before swallowing it whole? We don't think so. Choose the response you feel best represents you, and we will analyze your behavior and your thought processes against our three chosen animal bad-asses. 

Which one will you be? You won't know until you get started, and we can't help you until you do. Let's go!

What might you eat past the expiration date?
I don't pay attention to those.
I have eaten old yogurt.
I've eaten old cheese.
I've eaten week old eggs.
Which of your traits is the strongest?
My confidence.
My honesty.
My thoughtfulness.
My intelligence.
Which farm animal is most interesting?
Horse.
Sheepdog.
Cow.
Chicken.

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Are you easily angered?
I have a little temper.
I have a hot temper.
I only get angry about big things.
I have a quick temper.
Are you more introverted than extroverted?
I'm more introverted.
I can go either way.
I'm more of an extrovert.
It depends on the situation.
Where would you prefer to go camping?
The mountains.
The countryside.
The plains.
The Hilton.

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Do you eat a lot of leftovers?
I don't eat leftovers.
If I'm hungry enough, I'll eat anything.
I grow mold on them.
I never have leftovers.
How do you prefer your steak cooked?
Rare.
Medium.
Medium rare.
I don't eat steak.
How courageous are you?
I have my moments.
I have no fear.
It's smart to be fearful sometimes.
You don't need courage when you have skill.

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What part of the zoo do you visit first?
Penguins.
Monkeys.
Reptiles.
Concession stand.
Which U.S. state would you most like to visit?
Kentucky.
Alaska.
Nevada.
New York.
Which animal print do you like most?
Zebra.
Leopard.
Snakeskin.
Cowhide.

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Are you protective of your loved ones?
Very.
Extremely.
Overly.
Mostly.
Are you a good swimmer?
I'm a surprisingly good swimmer.
I am an okay swimmer.
I don't swim well.
I don't like swimming.
Have you ever been dumpster diving?
I prefer going to thrift stores.
I would never do it.
I've gone once or twice.
I go all the time.

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Are you more into dogs or cats?
I like them both.
I like dogs more.
I'm much more of a cat person.
I prefer goldfish.
Which marine animal could be your spirit animal?
Shark.
Giant squid.
Orca.
Jellyfish.
Which jungle animal do you find scariest?
Anaconda.
Crocodile.
Jaguar.
Howler monkey.

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What is the first thing you do when you wake up?
I swear at the alarm.
I take a shower.
I hit the snooze button.
I make breakfast.
Which name would you give to a new pet?
Skippy.
Bubba.
Junior.
Bob.
Do you always speak your mind?
I only speak my mind when it's important.
I don't hold back much.
It depends on the situation.
It depends who is listening.

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Are you good at fishing?
I'm great at fishing.
I've never tried.
I've caught a few.
I could use a few lessons.
Which safari animal is most intelligent?
Giraffe.
Elephant.
Gazelle.
Prairie Dog.
What do you do when you back itches?
I find a tree.
I use a back-scratcher.
I ask someone to scratch it.
I suffer.

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Are you good with money?
I have a little in savings.
I could be the Wolf of Wall Street.
I am great with money.
If I had more money, I would be great with it.
Are you a hairy individual?
That's a little personal.
I have normal amounts of hair.
I have hair on my head.
I have hairy legs.
Do you need a lot of alone time?
I like to sleep a lot.
I do need some space.
I think everyone does.
I prefer to be around others.

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How would your last ex describe you in bed?
Wild.
Skillful.
Tender.
Unpredictable.
Are you more passive or aggressive?
I'm a little more passive.
I'm more aggressive.
It depends on the situation.
I'd fight a bear for food.
Which National Park would you most like to visit?
Yellowstone.
Grand Canyon National Park.
The Everglades.
Denali National Park.

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