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About This Quiz
There are 32 teams in the NFL right now and that means 32 places where you could potentially fit. Thirty-two teams that are crying out for a superstar with your name. For the kind of player who can take them all the way to the Super Bowl and bring it all home. But which one could be "the" one? Which team were you born to play for? It's a loaded question and harder to answer than you might think. ÂÂ
In order to figure out what team is your team, we need to look at this whole thing scientifically. Have you ever had experience getting work done in the snow? If you have, then maybe you can play up north somewhere, like for the Bears or the Green Bay Packers. If not, then the team you're meant to be on could be the Miami Dolphins or the Dallas Cowboys. Are you meant to turn around an entire team's fortunes single-handedly? Maybe the Cleveland Browns need you, then, or the Detroit Lions. But then again, maybe you're just here to be part of a legacy of awesome. In that case, maybe you're a Patriot, or a 49er. Lots to consider, right? We've got your back, though! Take the quiz and see for yourself!
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Would you rather be surrounded by greatness or be the standout star?
I'm happy to be surrounded by others who are awesome.
Can't I stand out among greats?
I'd like to stand out.
Whatever works!
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Are you down for intense media scrutiny?
Bring it on!
I guess so.
Meh
Not really
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Do you like the idea of being part of a dynasty?
Hell yeah!
Doesn't sound too bad
Yeah, you gotta be a part of something big!
I don't care.
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Could you play at 100% even in the freezing cold?
I don't think so.
I'd do OK.
I'm made for the cold!
I'd rather not.
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Can you handle hate from fans of other teams?
Pfft, what do I care?
I'll manage.
Wait, who hates me?
It'll be rough, but whatever.
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If you don't win the Super Bowl, is the whole team a failure?
Not failures but not winners
Well, sorta.
Of course not
Nah, there's still a lot of winning going on.
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How do you feel about Jerry Jones?
Love him!
Not a huge fan, but that's OK.
Ugh
No opinion
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What position would you excel in?
All of them
Quarterback
Tight end
Running back
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Are you a big city kind of person or more of a country soul?
Why not both?
I don't need a huge city.
Big city life!
I'd prefer the city.
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Be honest. How good are you?
I'm a living legend.
Pretty good, I think.
I haven't played actual football in years.
I'm not. I'm not good.
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Did you play ball back in college?
I sure did.
For a while
Nope
I tried but didn't make it.
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If it was up to you, would your game be focused more on running or passing?
Both
Passing
Whatever works
Running
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You're within 5 yards, you have a handful of seconds on the clock, you're down by three. What happens?
Run it in.
Kick the field goal.
Sneak!
Play action!
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The NFL is notorious for some bad music videos. Are you down for making one?
No, thanks.
If the team makes me.
I can't wait!
I can think of worse things.
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If you got drafted onto a team in the midst of a rebuild how would you handle it?
Make them trade me
No big deal
Do the best I can
Use this chance to become the MVP
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Do you need to start?
That's what I'm here for.
I mean, I'd like to.
I do what they need me to do.
Nope
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Are you the kind of player who plays safe or do you take the big risks?
Big risks = big rewards
I can take some calculated risks.
I'm not risking my safety.
Safe is my middle name!
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What kind of coach would you get along with best?
Someone who can stay positive even when things are garbage on the field
An icon who gets wins no matter what
A dedicated strategist
I'd risk it on some new blood.
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There's a lot of concern about loyalty in the NFL these days. Can you dedicate yourself to the team that drafts you?
Not if they suck
If they treat me right, I'll treat them right.
That's the job, right?
Probably!
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Do you dedicate all your spare time to practicing and being the best?
Within reason
You know it!
Ha! No.
I practice when I need to.
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Are you studying the tapes?
Don't need to
Always
If coach thinks I need to
When I have the time
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Where's your strength, offense or defense?
Offense
Both
Defense
Uh, special teams
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Is it ever a good idea to showboat?
Heck yeah!
Within reason
Not so much that you get fined for it
Nah, that's unnecessary.
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Are you in it to win it with one team or do you want to move around?
I might move around.
I want to stay with my team
Whatever management says
We'll have to wait and see.
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Are you one of those players who can charm the press or one who will antagonize them?
I might get confrontational.
I can be polite.
I'd love to charm the press.
Neither?
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Are you skipping pre-season workouts?
Probably
If I have something more important to do
Never
You never know.
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What are your thoughts on onside kicks?
They're stupid.
Great strategy
Too unpredictable
Super underrated
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Have you ever thought about what your touchdown dance would look like?
I've already developed and performed it.
Maybe
I've seen a few fun ones.
Nope
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Extra point or two-point conversion?
Go for the conversion!
Extra point is the smart play.
Not really my call
All depends on the situation
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How do you get the coach to agree to have you start if you're a rookie?
Be the best
I show up at every practice and give it 110% every time.
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Make the best plays you can
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